I want to marry myself

**Nat** · 02-27-2004, 12:44 AM

can i be your best man?

**Hairetsu** · 02-27-2004, 12:48 AM

**nofx** · 02-27-2004, 12:52 AM

whats wrong with same sex marriages? oh yea thats right, nothing.

**VeriSexy** · 02-27-2004, 12:54 AM

I have sex with myself all the time

**ibuydomains** · 02-27-2004, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by nofx
whats wrong with same sex marriages? oh yea thats right, nothing.

whats wrong with cross-specie marriages
whats wrong with multiple partner marriages
whats wrong with no partner marriages
and so on...

**Myst** · 02-27-2004, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by ibuydomains

whats wrong with cross-specie marriages
whats wrong with multiple partner marriages
whats wrong with no partner marriages
and so on...

exactly

**flashfire** · 02-27-2004, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by VeriSexy
I have sex with myself all the time

me too, should I have waited for marriage?

**CamChicks** · 02-27-2004, 03:21 AM

Originally posted by Myst

For you fucking idiots out there, this is pretty much how stupid you sound for wanting gay marriages

You should marry yourself;
I suspect you'll have a hard time convincing anybody else to.

**$5 submissions** · 02-27-2004, 03:28 AM

Too bad we can no longer e/m/b/e/d mp3/multimedia files into posts.

I would have e:m:b:e:d:d:e:d "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls since it goes so well with this thread.

**CamChicks** · 02-27-2004, 03:33 AM

and to address this silly arguement seriously,

The whole point of marriage is to turn unrelated people into a family.
You're already related to yourself, so you don't need to marry yourself.

**digifan** · 02-27-2004, 03:33 AM

Uh I imagined GFY with farting or shouting banners, threads with music.. brrrr.

**$5 submissions** · 02-27-2004, 03:51 AM

Nice Sig, camchicks. That model and that sequence would go well in the rapidly popular microniche of"Goth Horror Fantasy"

Originally posted by CamChicks
and to address this silly arguement seriously,

The whole point of marriage is to turn unrelated people into a family.
You're already related to yourself, so you don't need to marry yourself.

**Basic_man** · 02-27-2004, 03:51 AM

Is that a gay marriage?

**=^..^=** · 02-27-2004, 03:53 AM

a woman married herself legally about 10 years ago
cant remember what country

I wanna by the rights to the reality site
we can call it
"I do and I do "

**hova** · 02-27-2004, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by ibuydomains

whats wrong with cross-specie marriages
whats wrong with multiple partner marriages
whats wrong with no partner marriages
and so on...

, but you should delete the last one camchicks destroyed that one
"The whole point of marriage is to turn unrelated people into a family.
You're already related to yourself, so you don't need to marry yourself."

**Cash** · 02-27-2004, 04:03 AM

Respecting individual rights, as in the Constitution, is also allowing 1 female to marry several males, or 1 male to marry several females, or many females to get married to many males in one big happy family.

**Krille** · 02-27-2004, 04:16 AM

go for it

**eiht_98** · 02-27-2004, 05:48 AM

I know a good doctor that can help you.

**Lykos** · 02-27-2004, 07:54 AM

Originally posted by Nat
can i be your best man?

**sixxxth_sense** · 02-27-2004, 07:59 AM

Let's do this, I'll come to the wedding I swear!!!!
We already got the best man. I'll be your dad!

**mardigras** · 02-27-2004, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by Basic_man
Is that a gay marriage?

I dunno, ask Dennis Rodman

**Ironhorse** · 02-27-2004, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Myst
[B]I live in Berkeley, so, I'm going to go to the San Fransisco mayor and ask him to marry me to myself. If he denies it, I'll call it discrimination and yell about how the ban on self-marriage denies me the same rights everyone else has. I will then call him a hateful man. Its wrong that self-marriage isn't natural--its common in the animal kingdom. Although some would argue that the current definition of marriage implies more than one person, I think its time for our culture to change. Its time to allow self-marriage. People will look back and think of us as evil if we don't. Who says that marriage must be between a man and a woman? I want to be able to marry myself and gain the rights that a normal heterosexual couple (family) would get. All these fucking churches are ruining our society by taking on role of government - telling me that marriage can only be between a man and a woman. Its time to stop the discrimination.

You are trying to confuse us with logic. Not that I care one way or another but this actually makes sense. However, my guess is they would do it for you and marry you to yourself, so there you go, argument is useless..

**Babagirls** · 02-27-2004, 08:58 AM

hahahahaha!!!

**Myst** · 02-27-2004, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by mardigras

I dunno, ask Dennis Rodman

**Brat** · 02-27-2004, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by =^..^=
a woman married herself legally about 10 years ago
cant remember what country

I wanna by the rights to the reality site
we can call it
"I do and I do "

i thought it was the u.s.
it's a black lady right? i saw it on Oprah once. go figure.

**Myst** · 02-27-2004, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Brat

i thought it was the u.s.
it's a black lady right? i saw it on Oprah once. go figure.

fucking oprah

**myjah** · 02-27-2004, 07:38 PM

whatever makes you happy man

**Ash@phpFX** · 02-27-2004, 08:10 PM

just have casual sex with yourself, its a lot easier, and you dont want to have to go though a divorce

I want to marry myself

I want to marry myself

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