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  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240
    #1

    Fucking hell people are stupid

    An email from a site member:

    Hey, I want that video to be on my computer
    That's it. That's the whole email. I assume they're asking for help on how to save it to their computer, but they don't really ask that. I guess I'm supposed to read their mind. Or maybe they just felt like telling me this useless fact. Either way, these people are so fucking stupid that they can't even construct a proper sentence that it baffles me that they can manage to even use a computer at all.

    Coincidentally, these retarded emails (which I frequently get) always seem to come from AOL email addresses.
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.
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    • StuBradley
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 2625
      #2
      fucking morons.

      51-566-514

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        • klik
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 5092
          #3
          Please send me that video to my aol address so I can have it on my computer

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            • cashrules
              Registered User
              • Sep 2004
              • 48
              #4
              Originally posted by BRISK
              An email from a site member:



              That's it. That's the whole email. I assume they're asking for help on how to save it to their computer, but they don't really ask that. I guess I'm supposed to read their mind. Or maybe they just felt like telling me this useless fact. Either way, these people are so fucking stupid that they can't even construct a proper sentence that it baffles me that they can manage to even use a computer at all.

              Coincidentally, these retarded emails (which I frequently get) always seem to come from AOL email addresses.
              AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              Oh god, that made me laugh.
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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826
                  #5
                  did you reply with anything?

                  hah, yea, AOL users are fucking retarded.

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                    • xenigo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 8067
                      #6
                      What niche is the paysite he's a member on?

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                        • xclusive
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 35218
                          #7
                          Next time that shit happens send them a picture of ******* or goatse and tell them that is what you thought they wanted...

                          I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                            • Drake
                              Hello world!
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 12508
                              #8
                              lol

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202
                                  #9
                                  I love these people cause these are the main peeps that buy memberships....


                                  [email protected]

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                                    • andrej_NDC
                                      Registered User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 7760
                                      #10
                                      I get those emails too, stupid, but pretty short, mostly 1 stupid sentence.

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                                        • Vitasoy
                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BRISK
                                          An email from a site member:

                                          Hook them up with Gozilla, and let them leech the entire paysite area ;)


                                          [email protected]

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                                            • BRISK
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 12240
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                              did you reply with anything?

                                              hah, yea, AOL users are fucking retarded.
                                              He didn't ask a question, he made a statement. So I don't really have any reason to reply other than to say "Good for you!"



                                              I've been getting these stupid emails every day for years, and it never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are. Instead of forming a proper question and then typing it out, they simply write whatever comes to their mind first. I suppose it made sense to them when they were thinking it, but it makes no sense to the person who reads it.
                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 15841
                                                  #13
                                                  Proper reply: I'm sorry Mr. Ambiguity but I forgot to eat my psychic flakes this morning. Please tell me just what the fuck you're talking about.

                                                  I like pie.

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                                                    • Cypherpunk
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 812
                                                      #14
                                                      I have been selling stuff online for years and often get emails saying "Did you get my money?" - They dont say what its for, who they are, how they sent it etc, fucking morons just expect me to know who they are over the 100 other people. The most stupid have to be the people who just put a cheque or postal order in an envelope and send it to you - no address and no note saying what the fuck the money is for!
                                                      ICQ 83965113
                                                      Skype: devilishproductions

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                                                        • BRISK
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 12240
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                                                          I get those emails too, stupid, but pretty short, mostly 1 stupid sentence.
                                                          It's true! They're always short sentences that are vague and don't make much sense. They put no effort into writing a proper email at all.

                                                          I get emails like:

                                                          What's that girls name?
                                                          When the site they're talking about has over 200 videos of girls on it. Of course I'm supposed to know exactly what girl they're talking about.

                                                          The fact that these people have credit cards and are permitted to vote and probably have driver's licences is very disturbing to me.
                                                          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                            • BRISK
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 12240
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                              Proper reply: I'm sorry Mr. Ambiguity but I forgot to eat my psychic flakes this morning. Please tell me just what the fuck you're talking about.
                                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                • kenny
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 7245
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I wanna be a triangle

                                                                  regards,

                                                                  [email protected]
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                                                                    • BRISK
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 12240
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Cypherpunk
                                                                      I have been selling stuff online for years and often get emails saying "Did you get my money?" - They dont say what its for, who they are, how they sent it etc, fucking morons just expect me to know who they are over the 100 other people. The most stupid have to be the people who just put a cheque or postal order in an envelope and send it to you - no address and no note saying what the fuck the money is for!
                                                                      I feel your pain.

                                                                      People think they are the only person in the world and I'm supposed to know their EXACT situation by the little crumb of information they give me.
                                                                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                        • steve90
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 2397
                                                                          #19
                                                                          so can i get that video or what its obvious you got my email

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                                                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 15841
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?".

                                                                              Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\Joe Blow\My Documents\My Site\page.htm

                                                                              I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast."

                                                                              I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
                                                                              I like pie.

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                                                                                • kenny
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 7245
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                                                  Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?".

                                                                                  Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\admin\My Documents\My Site\page.htm

                                                                                  I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast."

                                                                                  I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
                                                                                  Your script didn't work bottom line.

                                                                                  C:\Documents and Settings\kenny\My Documents\My Site\porn.htm

                                                                                  Looks everything works on that site except your perl script



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                                                                                    • BRISK
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 12240
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                                                      Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?".

                                                                                      Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\Joe Blow\My Documents\My Site\page.htm

                                                                                      I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast."

                                                                                      I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
                                                                                      Sweet mother of Jesus that's bad.

                                                                                      Sometimes I think evolution is actually going backwards.
                                                                                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                          • 15841
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by kenny
                                                                                          Your script didn't work bottom line.

                                                                                          C:\Documents and Settings\kenny\My Documents\My Site\porn.htm

                                                                                          Looks everything works on that site except your perl script
                                                                                          Haha, don't make me slap you.
                                                                                          I like pie.

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                                                                                            • BRISK
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 12240
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              "what's a server?"

                                                                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                                                • Manowar
                                                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                  #25

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                                                                                                    • cashrules
                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                                      • 48
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I'm about to drive home, and i thought i'd check here real quick while i was waiting for people to get ready.

                                                                                                      i'm seriously in tears, stupid people are so awsome.

                                                                                                      whats the girls name

                                                                                                      whats the girls name

                                                                                                      hey i want it on my computer

                                                                                                      whats a server

                                                                                                      it's really fast

                                                                                                      k i'm done
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                                                                                                        • kenny
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                          • 7245
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                                                                                                          Haha, don't make me slap you.
                                                                                                          Whatever you say

                                                                                                          Mr. "I sell broken scripts and blame it on the lack of somekind of Imaginary server thing" Guy



                                                                                                          Regards,

                                                                                                          [email protected]
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                                                                                                            • robfantasy
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                              • 6445
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              the amount of stupid people > the amount of smart people = america
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                                                                                                                • strobi
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 7383
                                                                                                                  #29

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