Mr Izzz , tell gfy the story of when ....

Nice!

That's a definite get out of jail quick card!

I want that how much for it ?

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hahaha



which story though? i'm thinking of the big mandingo pig that stopped us by my house

Didn't stop the tether.

I got the cards and the mini plaque pin for the wallet also and the stickers for the windshield.


They called last year to solicit me for donations. So I checked up and they were legit and shit , I also get a reciept so it deductible.

"do you know who my uncle is!!!!!!!!!!!?"


"pull your pants up you look like an asshole!"





"next time, keep the music down and don't smoke weed in your car"


theres too many of em

The one that followed us for a mile then pulled us over as i turned the corner by the bar.

Thats a sweet thing you got going there.

abbreviated version 2.0 =


juice and i were coming back in the juicemobile from a night of chicks harassing us at the club. i hate it when models keep giving me their number, we were there just to hang.

anyway, juice is driving and we're cruising back and all the sudden a swine makes a u-turn and starts to follow us. bacon stayed behind us for a mile or 2 for no friggin reason.

so juice is like "Izzzzzz, hide the cologne bottle. its not legal in 49 states."
and i'm like "shit guido!!!!!!! what am i gonna do with a 4 gallon drum"
so i threw the cologne keg in the back seat and covered it with juice's leather coat.


then the swine's lights come on and he pulls us over, about 2 blocks from my house. this big ass mandingo comes out of the squad car and approaches the juicemobile. he puts his flashlight toward the back window and sees the ploive chiefs plaque.


he takes a good look and then comes up to juicy's window. he says "just checking to see if everythings ok" and then says "have a good night" and leaves!


the mofo was so scared of the plaque that he didn't even bother harassing us like a club bitch!

what a queef he was

That plaque don't mean shit when you got this kinda appeal.