People win contests and they always go and thank the company that sent them thier prize, "you guys rock", "you're the best" blah, blah, blah. Well I'm not an asshole like those people. I'm gonna tell it like it is.
WHY SOULCASH!!?? Why did you send me a super bad ass Xbox? Did you think I would enjoy it? Did you think I would be able to excersize any self-control? FUCK NO!!
I went out and bought a few hundred dollars worth of games and haven't been able to pull myself away from it!
THANKS!
Now my work is suffering, my clothes smell, my roaches are dying, and I'll probably loose my house and why?? Because SoulCash sent me a very fun and addictive gaming system.
I thought it was going to be a regular xbox, it's not. This XBOX is like an XBOX on steroids. It's fuckin amazing how fast it is. Now I suck at Halo at warp speed. Fable is quickly becoming a favorite.
Oh hey... SixNine, can you send me a new controller? Mine is already worn down thru the plastic.
I even had to take all my little girls videos like 'little mermaid' and 'cinderalla' and throw them away so I could make room on the shelf for the xbox. Do you know how hard it is to look into your little girls crying eyes and tell her that "daddy needs room for this stupid xbox." She cried all week. She'll get over it eventually I guess.
Wouncie, Justin Slayer, Nevaquit...(y'know, all the big boys in ebony) Since all your deadlines will be missed, please send all your inquires/COMPLAINTS to SixNine [at] SoulCash.com
It also sucks to see how much more pussy I get with this thing. I got girls lined up and around the corner wanting to fuck me for a free game. I'm bangin' these chicks, two at a time for a dime. (Know what I mean?) And that's not love. They just want me for my xbox.
More pussy, falling asleep with a controller in my hand.. and now I got Justin Slayer, and Nevaquit coming over and punching me in the face and taking the controller from me so they can play.
Yeah, thanks alot SoulCash.
