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  • MetaformX
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 6704

    #1

    The BUMPER STICKER thread. Post your favorite.

    Post your favorite bumper sticker. It doesnt have to be political


    * 3 purple hearts + 1 Brain = 4 Better Years

    * Re-elect Gore in 2004.
  • smack
    Push Porn Like Weight.
    • Mar 2002
    • 10652

    #2
    Bush, like a rock, only dumber.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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    • Morgan
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2002
      • 10520

      #3
      HONK IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR BUSH
      ....so i can flip you off!


      or
      ....so i can run you off the road!
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      • pilldude
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        • May 2004
        • 68

        #4
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        • webmaster x
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 4400

          #5
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          I bust out laughing everytime I see that shit.
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          • Marcus Aurelius
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Apr 2003
            • 14809

            #6
            satan is my co-pilot, jesus is tied up in the trunk...call the police!!

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            • plyndrty
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 1477

              #7
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              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 5162

                #8
                i know its not a bumper sticker,

                but yesterday while driving around i seen a biker that has on this jacket that said

                "IF YOU CAN READ THIS
                THE BITCH FELL OFF"



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                • Slick
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 7338

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                  HONK IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR BUSH
                  ....so i can flip you off!


                  or
                  ....so i can run you off the road!
                  Ha ha ha, that's great I'd buy one of those if they were around here.

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                  • Project-Shadow
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7340

                    #10
                    Make a parent smile, run over a paedophile.

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                    • crockett
                      in a van by the river
                      • May 2003
                      • 76818

                      #11
                      "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot"
                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                      • bignasty
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 1421

                        #12
                        "Don't steal, the government hates competition"
                        '

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                        • SinisterStudios
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 3087

                          #13
                          Hang Up and DRIVE!!!!

                          or

                          Who lit the Fuse on your Tampon
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                          • Sassy Girl
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 410

                            #14
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                            • Rob
                              I'm a great bowler.
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 13310

                              #15
                              Here are some of my favorites:

                              Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.

                              When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

                              Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

                              Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

                              So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

                              Jesus Saves but Moses Invests!

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                              • Probono
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 2731

                                #16
                                Bush lied
                                My kid Died

                                Serious saw that on a car yesterday

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                                • EpicLisa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 305

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Probono
                                  Bush lied
                                  My kid Died

                                  Serious saw that on a car yesterday
                                  That's sad.

                                  Ok I like the one that says: My kid kicked your honor students ass
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                                  • sickkittens
                                    I am a meat popsicle.
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 25100

                                    #18
                                    Beat rush hour, leave work at noon

                                    A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

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                                    My other bumper sticker is funny

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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041

                                      #19
                                      < / bush >

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                                      • sickkittens
                                        I am a meat popsicle.
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 25100

                                        #20
                                        Practice safe sex. Go Fuck Yourself.

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                                        • dennisthemenace
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 2668

                                          #21


                                          All the best to you

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                                          • sickkittens
                                            I am a meat popsicle.
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 25100

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dennisthemenace


                                            That's a bit redundant, dontcha think?

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                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 28609

                                              #23
                                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                              • SmokeyTheBear
                                                ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 28609

                                                #24
                                                not a bumper sticker , but funny


                                                hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                • SlickCash Brock
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 935

                                                  #25
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                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 28609

                                                    #26
                                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                    • gangbangjoe
                                                      Ronin
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 17693

                                                      #27
                                                      not a bumper sticker but still a classic




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                                                      • Wiggles
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 14423

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                                        "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot"
                                                        My friend has that on a shirt
                                                        no sig

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                                                        • BradM
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 3397

                                                          #29

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                                                          • Manowar
                                                            jellyfish  
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 71528

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                            i know its not a bumper sticker,

                                                            but yesterday while driving around i seen a biker that has on this jacket that said

                                                            "IF YOU CAN READ THIS
                                                            THE BITCH FELL OFF"


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                                                            • Yo Adrian
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 6326

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MetaformX
                                                              Post your favorite bumper sticker. It doesnt have to be political


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                                                              • Dildozer
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 7519

                                                                #32
                                                                "This delinquent is having sex with your honor student"
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                                                                • VanessaG
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 1884

                                                                  #33
                                                                  " My other ride is your mom "

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                                                                  • DX
                                                                    Feed me coffee.
                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                    • 1128

                                                                    #34
                                                                    "My other car is a piece of shit too."

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                                                                    • hottshot
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 900

                                                                      #35
                                                                      If your riding my ass you better be pulling my hair

                                                                      (upside down on a ford) if you can read this flip me over
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                                                                      • NikkiNevada
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                        • 1128

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better."
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                                                                        • axelcat
                                                                          Adult Locals
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 25450

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I saw one on a ferrari that said the harder I work the luckier I get

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                                                                          • SCOOTER
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 4010

                                                                            #38
                                                                            "What If the hole world farted at once? "
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