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  • Amputate Your Head
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    The most offensive fucking thing I've ever seen on TV

    The Bachlorette.



    I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking.

    What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget.

    You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see.

    and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing.



    there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit.



    that's all. Carry on.
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  • hoe_vender
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    #2
    the show sucks
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    • mule
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      • Jan 2002
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      #3
      Can't agree with you more....I hardly ever watch TV, caught the last 15 minutes of an episode a while ago, and just stared in horror, the way you can't help but watch a train-wreck.
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      • Centurion
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        • Dec 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        The Bachlorette.



        I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking.

        What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget.

        You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see.

        and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing.



        there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit.



        that's all. Carry on.
        Then you haven't seen "The Littlest Groom" or whatever the fuck it's called on Fox about midgets. I've not watched it..couldn't even bring myself to do it if they were giving away money to do so!

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        • Kanoealoha
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          • Jul 2002
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          #5
          Never really had a thing for all those "reality" shows...
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          • chodadog
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            • Apr 2002
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            #6
            Incredibly stuipd, yes. Offensive? Hardly.
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            • psyko514
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              #7
              Originally posted by Kanoealoha
              Never really had a thing for all those "reality" shows...
              Me neither. I hardly watch TV anymore. At least half of the shows on during prime time are crappy reality shows. And Fox decides to cancel really good shows like Fastlane and John Doe.

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              • Strife
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                #8
                When people stop watching "reality" shows than they will stop making them
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                • Amputate Your Head
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                  • Aug 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chodadog
                  Incredibly stuipd, yes. Offensive? Hardly.
                  it offends my senses as a human being. The cheesy fucking bitch on that show makes me want to commit multiple homicides.

                  I realize you are a shallow ignorant fuck, and I do not expect you to relate.

                  feel free to keep your two worthless cents.
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                  • spentrent
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                    • Feb 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Centurion


                    Then you haven't seen "The Littlest Groom" or whatever the fuck it's called on Fox about midgets. I've not watched it..couldn't even bring myself to do it if they were giving away money to do so!
                    Wow do you do marketing for Fox?

                    I'm gonna hunt this one down til my remote fingers bleed.

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                    • Babagirls
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 18812

                      #11
                      Stupid beyond belief, but not offensive. I caught like 30 mins of that stupid show. never saw it before. she told that one dude that she wanted to marry him then dumped him and got engaged to the other dude. WTF?? And its not "LOVE".

                      Put ANYBODY in a situation where there is nothing to focus on except a girl & doing "honeymoon" like things (like horseback riding, walks on the beach, etc) for a period of time, and you can start to think you're "in love"..but what happens when they get back to the real world and he hears her farting or blowing her nose at 2AM naked and seeing all those muscles you *shouldnt* see naked WHILE blowing your nose (or coughing or sneezing).

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                      • tbabe
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                        • Dec 2003
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                        #12
                        its a truly horrible show

                        Still one of the best programs on the net.


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                        • StuartD
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                          #13
                          I've never watched a single episode of a single "reality" show ever in my life.

                          And I don't intend to.
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                          • Kanoealoha
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                            • Jul 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Centurion


                            Then you haven't seen "The Littlest Groom" or whatever the fuck it's called on Fox about midgets. I've not watched it..couldn't even bring myself to do it if they were giving away money to do so!

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                            • chodadog
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                              • Apr 2002
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                              it offends my senses as a human being. The cheesy fucking bitch on that show makes me want to commit multiple homicides.

                              I realize you are a shallow ignorant fuck, and I do not expect you to relate.

                              feel free to keep your two worthless cents.
                              Such a thick skin you have.
                              26 + 6 = 1

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                              • Amputate Your Head
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                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by chodadog


                                Such a thick skin you have.
                                my skin is plenty thick. More so than most, I'd venture to say.
                                Your dime store antics are a good example. For some reason you seem to be convinced they have actual value.

                                outside of your workstation and your own mind, they mean fuckall.
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                                • chodadog
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                                  • Apr 2002
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                                  #17
                                  And yet you always feel the need to comment. You have such a hardon for me.
                                  26 + 6 = 1

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                                  • psyko514
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                    my skin is plenty thick. More so than most, I'd venture to say.
                                    Your dime store antics are a good example. For some reason you seem to be convinced they have actual value.

                                    outside of your workstation and your own mind, they mean fuckall.
                                    nothing against you, chodadog, but that qualifies as a nice burn.

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                                    • phogirl69
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                                      • Jul 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Do you guys find "The Bachelor" offensive as well, when it's the guy picking from tons of girls? Or do you find it offensive just because it's the female for once picking all the guys for once? Or do you just hate all reality tv shows and find them all equally offensive?

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                                      • foolio
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                                        • Nov 2002
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                                        #20
                                        truly amazing what some peep watch.

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                                        • mardigras
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          The Bachlorette.
                                          What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show.
                                          The Bachelorette supports the constitution!
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                                          • Ironhorse
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                                            • Nov 2002
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                                            #22
                                            I was watching that also during dinner and I thought the same thing. There she was professing her eternal love, but she just whored herself out to a whole bunch of guys. Muy artificial
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                                            • hershie
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                                              • Jun 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Reality TV shows are lowering our collective intelligence and when you throw in a helping of the latest sitcoms, I am amazed how shitty TV is these days.

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                                              • phogirl69
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                I was watching that also during dinner and I thought the same thing. There she was professing her eternal love, but she just whored herself out to a whole bunch of guys. Muy artificial
                                                But the guy during "The Bachelor" does the same thing... He is always dating tons of girls, taking them to different locations and making out to all of them... but no one says anything because he is a guy. But now that a female is doing it, she's "whoring herself out?"

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                                                • IPK
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  that show is terrible i don't know how you can watch that garbage, hehe
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                                                  • SomeCreep
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                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    reality porn = good

                                                    reality television like "the bachlorette" = bad

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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 39075

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by phogirl69


                                                      But the guy during "The Bachelor" does the same thing... He is always dating tons of girls, taking them to different locations and making out to all of them... but no one says anything because he is a guy. But now that a female is doing it, she's "whoring herself out?"
                                                      Negative.

                                                      I've never watched it, (and only ten minutes of The Bachelorette) but the premise is equally offensive. Selecting a fucking wife on a goddamned game show.

                                                      So no.... you won't find any hypocrisy in me. I think they suck equally. These fucking shows infuriate me.
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                                                      • phogirl69
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                        Negative.

                                                        I've never watched it, (and only ten minutes of The Bachelorette) but the premise is equally offensive. Selecting a fucking wife on a goddamned game show.

                                                        So no.... you won't find any hypocrisy in me. I think they suck equally. These fucking shows infuriate me.

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                                                        • chodadog
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                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                          For some reason you seem to be convinced they have actual value.

                                                          outside of your workstation and your own mind, they mean fuckall.
                                                          So, i can assume we'll be seeing The Bachelorette promptly cancelled and never aired again, because your opinion matters so much more than mine?

                                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                                          • SLAiN787
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                                                            • Nov 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            I refuse to watch such stupid shit.

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                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by phogirl69


                                                              But the guy during "The Bachelor" does the same thing... He is always dating tons of girls, taking them to different locations and making out to all of them... but no one says anything because he is a guy. But now that a female is doing it, she's "whoring herself out?"
                                                              No, he was whoring himself out too, no double standards here.. I've never watched the bachelor and tonight was the only time I watched this show..
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                                                              • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 39075

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by chodadog


                                                                So, i can assume we'll be seeing The Bachelorette promptly cancelled and never aired again, because your opinion matters so much more than mine?

                                                                jesus....

                                                                can't you just go away willingly? Not like I don't have 3000 other stupid trolling fucks to deal with already.


                                                                grow the fuck up chewypenis.
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                                                                • hershie
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Hopefully Reality TV will burn out just as fast as those Regis game shows a couple of years ago.

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                                                                  • phogirl69
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ironhorse


                                                                    No, he was whoring himself out too, no double standards here.. I've never watched the bachelor and tonight was the only time I watched this show..

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                                                                    • chodadog
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                                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                      jesus....

                                                                      can't you just go away willingly? Not like I don't have 3000 other stupid trolling fucks to deal with already.


                                                                      grow the fuck up chewypenis.
                                                                      "Grow the fuck up chewpenis"

                                                                      How ironic.

                                                                      You really do have issues. I came in, and said what i thought about the show, and basically that i wouldn't go as far as to say i find it offensive.

                                                                      You say you have a thick skin, and you take a comment i make about a show, completely unrelated to you, personally.

                                                                      Hell, a paper cut could kill you. Thick skin my ass.
                                                                      26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                      • stevecore
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                                                                        • May 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        this is the most offensive thing i've ever seen on tv.

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                                                                        • Ironhorse
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                          this is the most offensive thing i've ever seen on tv.

                                                                          And they cut out the 69 segment, that REALLY pissed me off ..or was I relieved?
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                                                                          • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by chodadog


                                                                            "Grow the fuck up chewpenis"

                                                                            How ironic.

                                                                            You really do have issues. I came in, and said what i thought about the show, and basically that i wouldn't go as far as to say i find it offensive.

                                                                            You say you have a thick skin, and you take a comment i make about a show, completely unrelated to you, personally.

                                                                            Hell, a paper cut could kill you. Thick skin my ass.
                                                                            bullshit.

                                                                            it's no fucking secret that you got your little pecker all in a wad for me. You take every chance you get to get your little fucking jabs in.

                                                                            I'm just letting you know, it's not welcome. I am requesting that you keep it limited to your own pathetic little world there at your desk. Deal? You stay the fuck away from me, and I'll stay the fuck away from you. You're welcome to seeth in your hatred all you want. I don't come here looking for you, so don't come looking for me.

                                                                            In case you forgot, this thread is mine. Feel free to start your own. I promise I won't show up in it.
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                                                                            • chodadog
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                                                                              • Apr 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              So much rage. And all because i don't find the show offensive. How on earth could you possibly consider that a personal "little fucking jab" even in the slightest.

                                                                              Reality. Try it some time.
                                                                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Never seen the programme, but have heard about it -

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                                                                                • Rich
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                                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  What do you have against Bob Saget?

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                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                    • 39075

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by chodadog
                                                                                    So much rage. And all because i don't find the show offensive. How on earth could you possibly consider that a personal "little fucking jab" even in the slightest.

                                                                                    Reality. Try it some time.
                                                                                    perhaps you have chosen to forget our little history together.

                                                                                    I have not.

                                                                                    You have taken every opportunity to bash me, and I expect your coincidental appearance in this thread is to be no different.

                                                                                    You are not welcome in my conversations, now, nor in the future. And I prefer you refrain from interacting with me here.
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                                                                                    • chodadog
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Amp: "I like Hawaii. Great hot weather all year around!"

                                                                                      Choda: "Personally, i prefer the cold."

                                                                                      Amp: "You have given me shit in the past, therefore, that must be a personal attack! FUCK YOU!"

                                                                                      26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                      • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 39075

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by chodadog
                                                                                        Amp: "I like Hawaii. Great hot weather all year around!"

                                                                                        Choda: "Personally, i prefer the cold."

                                                                                        Amp: "You have given me shit in the past, therefore, that must be a personal attack! FUCK YOU!"

                                                                                        your words, not mine.

                                                                                        and as you surely had no way of knowing, I'm gonna clue you in after the fact:

                                                                                        I'm the most unforgiving person you will ever come across.
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                                                                                        • Centurion
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kanoealoha



                                                                                          What next finding a donkey a mate?
                                                                                          Oh great! You HAD to open your mouth and let FOX hear you didn't ya?!? Now watch for that to be on soon!

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                                                                                          • Myst
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            all reality shows fucking suck
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                                                                                            • pradaboy
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              The Bachlorette.



                                                                                              I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking.

                                                                                              What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget.

                                                                                              You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see.

                                                                                              and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing.



                                                                                              there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit.



                                                                                              that's all. Carry on.
                                                                                              LOL tell me 'bout it... those shows suck big time, 99% of the winning couples break up when they get home
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                                                                                              • chodadog
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                your words, not mine.

                                                                                                and as you surely had no way of knowing, I'm gonna clue you in after the fact:

                                                                                                I'm the most unforgiving person you will ever come across.
                                                                                                What are you rambling about?
                                                                                                26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  isnt it just like Joe Millionaire but the other way round with no prize

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                                                                                                  • Gramma
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    This too shall pass
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