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  • Maru
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    • Jul 2003
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    #51
    Originally posted by BigPinPin


    I never saw in my whole life a toilet in Germany, that works like this system on your pics...thats bullshit.
    Yea, right.

    What's next? A Frenchie saying that the French model is fake too?

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    • monro
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      • Dec 2002
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      #52
      Originally posted by spamofon
      German toilet





      i guess it is German efficency to examine their own shit, before the flush it [/B]
      No, no! it's not an German toilet. It's a toilet from former Eastern Europe, /East Germany, Poland/

      It was used by the stazi to check that the shit was red.

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      • ModelPerfect
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        • Nov 2003
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        #53
        Originally posted by spamofon
        Maybe they made that this way, so when they drop big german logs in the toilet, it does not splash their ass with water?
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        • myjah
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          #54
          Originally posted by BigPinPin


          I never saw in my whole life a toilet in Germany, that works like this system on your pics...thats bullshit.
          didnt think anyone would be dumb enough to do that
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          • El Pres
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            • Aug 2002
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            #55
            Originally posted by Maru




            Actually, the French have bidets. They're cleaner than most other people "in that region".
            They have bidets because in hotels the plumbing is so bad there's only 1 toilet per floor, the bidet is to piss in in the night.


            They have those dodgy toilets in a few places in Holland, some of the coffeeshops have them, not nice to admire the shite from the stoner before you.

            But the old church coffeeshop has got a mad electric toilet in the girls loo, so if you need to use that one, I do.
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              #56
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              • Lykos
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                #57

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                • polish_aristocrat
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by spamofon
                  Maybe they made that this way, so when they drop big german logs in the toilet, it does not splash their ass with water?
                  sure, I think all toilets should be like "german"
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                  • polish_aristocrat
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                    • Jul 2002
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                    #59
                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

                    sure, I think all toilets should be like "german"
                    I just read the thread and see ppl laughing..but I am serious.
                    When I moved to a new flat and noticed that there is no "german' toilet there I was disgusted.
                    I have to waste much toilet paper when using what you call "normal toilet".
                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • howard
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                      • Feb 2002
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                      #60
                      Thats how all the toliets are in amsterdam.. It does stop someone from reading and taking your time...


                      BTW--I noticed a painted dead fly in all the urinals and toilets. It took me 3 days to figure that it wasn't real---I just couldn't figure why I kept pissing on it and it wouldn't go down...


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                      • chodadog
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                        #61
                        Disturbing.
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                        • Arousal Design
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                          #62
                          Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                          It's better than the polish one:





                          or even moreso....

                          the french toilet
                          dude, this is such pure genius it deserves a reward... of some sort. had me laughing outloud for quite a bit now.

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                          • Roald
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                            #63
                            We have those things in Holland too, and no you (mostly) don't have to help your poo to flush


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                            • Alex Xe

                              #64
                              Funny toilet

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                              • Hustlin Entertainment
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                                • May 2002
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                                #65
                                Originally posted by spamofon
                                Since we started to talk about toilet, here is a funny thing:

                                German toilets are quite extraordinary. Other European toilets - well, the ones that aren't merely holes in the floor - work much like their North American cousins. They are shaped a little differently, but the basic principle is the same: the excrement either lands directly in the water or it slides down a steep slope into the water, before being flushed away. Simple, effective and clean. See?


                                "Normal" toilet


                                Not so the German toilet. The excrement lands on a bone-dry horizontal shelf, mere inches beneath one's posterior. Repeated flushings are required to slide the ordure off the shelf into a small water-filled hole, from which it hopefully disappears. See?


                                German toilet





                                i guess it is German efficency to examine their own shit, before the flush it
                                Flush your shit with style.

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                                • CamChicks
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                                  • Sep 2003
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                                  #66
                                  we have a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat

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                                  • Basic_man
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                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by spamofon
                                    i guess it is German efficency to examine their own shit, before the flush it
                                    hahahaha, I hope not ! lol
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                                    • jimboc
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                                      • Jun 2002
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                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by CamChicks
                                      we have a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat
                                      Where did you get it from? I would love one of those

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                                      • mardigras
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by body
                                        But not all toilets in germany are build in this way
                                        LOL, after reading about these I was hoping for their sake there wasn't a ban on foreign toilets
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                                          #70
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                                          • HarlotCash Dyker
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                                            #71
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                                            • spamofon
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                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by webseth
                                              they have those in holland too. if you've got a big one you gotta flush halfway through so it doesnt pile up to your ass/balls/dick.
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                                              • CamChicks
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                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by jimboc
                                                Where did you get it from? I would love one of those
                                                one of my (ex) roommates bought it.
                                                don't know where she got it from, sorry.

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                                                • serious
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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by jimboc
                                                  Where did you get it from? I would love one of those
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                                                  • Forkbeard
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                                                    #75
                                                    I had one of those German shelf toilets in my dorm in Moscow USSR when I went there as an exchange student in 1988. The Russian students all called that shelf a "schtraff" - which I believe is German for "shelf".

                                                    Nasty things, very hard to get a clean flush going. And utterly gross when you have the stomach flu. If you think water splash-back is gross, wait until you sit on a shelf-toilet with a bad case of the squirts.
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                                                    • PostWhore
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                                                      #76
                                                      WTF, this is not German toilet. Ive seen them before and Ive never been in germany.
                                                      I shat in toilets like that for 18 years, then we switched to US Spec toilets. I wasnt too happy, when shit falls down water splashes on your ass. After some times, i became expirienced and it doent happen anymore.
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                                                      • IPK
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Forkbeard
                                                        I had one of those German shelf toilets in my dorm in Moscow USSR when I went there as an exchange student in 1988. The Russian students all called that shelf a "schtraff" - which I believe is German for "shelf".

                                                        Nasty things, very hard to get a clean flush going. And utterly gross when you have the stomach flu. If you think water splash-back is gross, wait until you sit on a shelf-toilet with a bad case of the squirts.
                                                        yeah seriously, you probably need to flush it a few dozen times just to get it clean, why don't they just use the american toilets, they probably waste more water with their system
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                                                        • neverlearn
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                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
                                                          They have those shitters in Poland too -
                                                          Nothing worse than leaving a decent sized pile there, and having to stand up to snap it off -
                                                          To cap it all - Go to clean your ass and you dip your fingers in your proud pile of shit -
                                                          Then -
                                                          You pull the chain and the water skijumps over the pile and soaks your clothes -
                                                          You leave the bog smelling of shit and looking like you pissed yourself...
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                                                          • jimboc
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                                                            #79
                                                            Glad to see this thread is still in full flow

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                                                            • polish_aristocrat
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by PostWhore
                                                              WTF, this is not German toilet. Ive seen them before and Ive never been in germany.
                                                              I shat in toilets like that for 18 years, then we switched to US Spec toilets. I wasnt too happy, when shit falls down water splashes on your ass. After some times, i became expirienced and it doent happen anymore.
                                                              This is exactly why I like German toilets.
                                                              In the others I always put toilet paper there to not experience what you are talking about.
                                                              So I have to spend twice the money on shit paper.
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                                                              • ISUSnet
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                                                                #81
                                                                I'm going to Germany in June...thats a nice thing to keep in mind.

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                                                                • MaDalton
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Forkbeard
                                                                  I had one of those German shelf toilets in my dorm in Moscow USSR when I went there as an exchange student in 1988. The Russian students all called that shelf a "schtraff" - which I believe is German for "shelf".
                                                                  "schtraff"? If this is german - I must be living on mars.



                                                                  Never heard this word in 32 years.

                                                                  And why should they speak german in Russia?

                                                                  These toilets are no german invention - you find them in many countries.


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                                                                  • C-Bass
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Anyone got any real pics of a fukin german toilette???


                                                                    we dont need to see the poop thanks
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                                                                    • Michaelious
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Germans are just crazy

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                                                                      • MaDalton
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Michaelious
                                                                        Germans are just crazy
                                                                        and this says someone from a country where men wear skirts.

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                                                                        • Slinx
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Spotter_03
                                                                          Anyone got any real pics of a fukin german toilette???


                                                                          we dont need to see the poop thanks

                                                                          A "German toilet" in Amsterdam..


                                                                          and a nice article

                                                                          If you use a toilet brush to clean, you don't need to flush 10 times or more...

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                                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Slinx

                                                                            and a nice article

                                                                            that's it - exactly!
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                                                                            • gornyhuy
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Let us not forget the "human toilet":


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                                                                              • slavdogg
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                this is what an Italian toilet look like




                                                                                i even seen a toilet in Italy where its just a whole in the ground, of course i had to take a shit so bad that i didnt bother to check the next stall which had semi-normal toiler hahah
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                                                                                • slavdogg
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  of dont forget the fact that after you take a shit in europe
                                                                                  you cant just walk out of the bathroom, some old lady is sitting there and you must tip her too

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                                                                                  I didnt see this part in Italy, but i saw it in Amsterdam


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                                                                                  • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                    you guys are pussys, I have the best toilet!


                                                                                    lol and what the hell is that suppose to be

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                                                                                    • Scherfi
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      better than holes in the ground.
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                                                                                      • GigaRoss
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        this is the best shit I've read on GFY,its funny as shit! How did ya find this shit? Those german shits really know how to check their shit.its so wierd how its different ways to flush shit . damn,i got to take a shit.
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                                                                                        • Forkbeard
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by MaDalton


                                                                                          "schtraff"? If this is german - I must be living on mars.



                                                                                          Never heard this word in 32 years.

                                                                                          And why should they speak german in Russia?


                                                                                          Ma Dalton
                                                                                          Somebody told me that - I don't speak any German. However, it happens that Russian has a bunch of words borrowed from German, so I believed it when I was told it. Apparently back in the Czarist era they were part of that "all the royalty in Europe was interbreeding" thing and there was a lot of german spoken in the Kremlin and in Moscow society. That had the usual linguistic influence, just like all the French words in English that date from the period of the Norman conquest.
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                                                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Forkbeard


                                                                                            Somebody told me that - I don't speak any German. However, it happens that Russian has a bunch of words borrowed from German, so I believed it when I was told it. Apparently back in the Czarist era they were part of that "all the royalty in Europe was interbreeding" thing and there was a lot of german spoken in the Kremlin and in Moscow society. That had the usual linguistic influence, just like all the French words in English that date from the period of the Norman conquest.
                                                                                            Hmmmm - my business partner on the other side of my desk learned russian at school - but he cannot confirm your theory.
                                                                                            I have to do with lots of models from countries like Poland, Czech and even Russia and these languages havn't nearly anything to do with languages like english, french or even german. But there is a northern german accent called "Platteutsch" which is quite similar to english.


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                                                                                            • spamofon
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              In ukraine they have the same thing plus the public toilets are just the Holes in the floor, where you take a dump (if u get lucky not to miss). Shit flies like 20 mets in to the pit. When the pit gets full, a car comes once in a while, and sucks it out The question is, why the hell they make those holes, if everyone misses!!

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                                                                                              • Xstr8guy
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                More proof that it's for real.
                                                                                                Disgusting photo, so I'll just post the link.
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                                                                                                • Maru
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MaDalton


                                                                                                  Hmmmm - my business partner on the other side of my desk learned russian at school - but he cannot confirm your theory.
                                                                                                  I have to do with lots of models from countries like Poland, Czech and even Russia and these languages havn't nearly anything to do with languages like english, french or even german.
                                                                                                  Forkbeard is talking about certain words - not the language as a whole.

                                                                                                  Words like Oberpolizeimeister, Parückenmacher and many more are used in Russian.

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                                                                                                  • SoundMan
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Anti-Splash-back unit...

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                                                                                                    • hoe_vender
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      is that supposed to be funny
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