Brutally Funny Movie Reviews Of "Passion Of Christ"

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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014

    #1

    Brutally Funny Movie Reviews Of "Passion Of Christ"

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/TheP...hrist-1129941/


    Oh these reviews look like GFYers did them
  • IPK
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    • Sep 2003
    • 4209

    #2
    haha
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    • StuartD
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      • Jul 2002
      • 29903

      #3
      "Two hours of gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture detached from any background information is not something to expose kids to, regardless of religion."

      Great thing to teach to kids.
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      • Greg B
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2001
        • 7014

        #4
        [QUOTE]Originally posted by MaskedMan
        "Two hours of gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture detached from any background information is not something to expose kids to, regardless of religion."

        Great thing to teach to kids.
        [/QUOTE

        I know! I'm laughing so hard I can't stop. I'll probably get kicked out of the theatre for rolling on the floor laughing. Did that during "The Ten Commandments" and half the audience started giggling too.

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        • Greg B
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2001
          • 7014

          #5
          "This work of obvious devotion may well be the first spiritual splatter film. It makes Gladiator and Braveheart -- even Friday the 13th -- seem mild by comparison."
          -- Carrie Rickey, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER

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          • Krille
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            • Mar 2002
            • 2436

            #6
            wohoo I have to watch this movie

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            • loverboy
              When it rains, it pours
              • May 2003
              • 20609

              #7
              i saw from ET a celebrity saying its once of the most powerful Movie, much bigger than Titanic.

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              • sickkittens
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                • Jul 2002
                • 25100

                #8
                Originally posted by loverboy
                i saw from ET a celebrity saying its once of the most powerful Movie, much bigger than Titanic.
                Titanic was that powerful?

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                • StuartD
                  Sofa King Band
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 29903

                  #9
                  there's 2 teasers, a trailer and 3 tv spots out there for the movie to give you an idea of what the film is like.

                  The trailer itself is rated R.... and the most important message it seems to be getting across is that it's "a Mel Gibson film"

                  Each of them has the same clips from the film over and over again, and in each one, it just seems like they're trying really really hard to make sure you know that it's "a Mel Gibson film"
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                  • CamChicks
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 1552

                    #10
                    does this mean the MPAA won't castrate/censor horror movies anymore? or can only christians get away with "gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture" ....?

                    now nothing less bloody/violent than this may be threatened with an NC-17, right mpaa?

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                    • Greg B
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 7014

                      #11
                      Maybe the sequel will have Jason and Freddy show up and get revenge on the Romans and citizens that condemned him.

                      It could be in 3D with Angelina Jolie.

                      Soundtrack by Megadeth and Korn and Whitesnake.

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                      • Fletch XXX
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 60840

                        #12
                        christians prove their faith by selling it to you.

                        Mel Gibson wants us all to burn.

                        fuck him and his movie.

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                        • lyno
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                          • May 2003
                          • 474

                          #13
                          I wish jesus would have been a babe
                          I like good SM movies
                          Ups.. would be a snuff movie in that case

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                          • fuelcell
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 1525

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Greg B
                            Maybe the sequel will have Jason and Freddy show up and get revenge on the Romans and citizens that condemned him.

                            It could be in 3D with Angelina Jolie.

                            Soundtrack by Megadeth and Korn and Whitesnake.


                            When I heard they were predicting a $40-50 million opening weekend my first thought was: Is there going to be a sequel? hehe
                            Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                            • LadyMischief
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                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18135

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sickkittens


                              Titanic was that powerful?
                              Like an extremely smelly fart

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                              • mpulse
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                                • Jan 2004
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                                #16
                                Yeah a sequel will cover the 3 1/2 days after his death...up to when the enterprise comes and beams him up.
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                                • On-top
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                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 2283

                                  #17
                                  "The Passion of the Christ plays like a blend of a political-theology lesson and a snuff film."
                                  -- Jon Niccum, LAWRENCE JOURNAL-WORLD
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                                  • Greg B
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7014

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mpulse
                                    Yeah a sequel will cover the 3 1/2 days after his death...up to when the enterprise comes and beams him up.

                                    ROFL! They can show him fighting satan with grenade launchers and pulse weapons. He teams up with a bunch of rag tag fallen angels and really makes heck break loose. Starring Vin Diesel, Arnold, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, and Samuel L. Jackson.

                                    Christopher Walken can play the devil. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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