Brutally Funny Movie Reviews Of "Passion Of Christ"
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"Two hours of gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture detached from any background information is not something to expose kids to, regardless of religion."
Great thing to teach to kids.Comment
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MaskedMan
"Two hours of gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture detached from any background information is not something to expose kids to, regardless of religion."
Great thing to teach to kids. [/QUOTE
I know! I'm laughing so hard I can't stop. I'll probably get kicked out of the theatre for rolling on the floor laughing. Did that during "The Ten Commandments" and half the audience started giggling too.Comment
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Titanic was that powerful?Originally posted by loverboy
i saw from ET a celebrity saying its once of the most powerful Movie, much bigger than Titanic.
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there's 2 teasers, a trailer and 3 tv spots out there for the movie to give you an idea of what the film is like.
The trailer itself is rated R.... and the most important message it seems to be getting across is that it's "a Mel Gibson film"
Each of them has the same clips from the film over and over again, and in each one, it just seems like they're trying really really hard to make sure you know that it's "a Mel Gibson film"Comment
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does this mean the MPAA won't castrate/censor horror movies anymore?
or can only christians get away with "gruesome, sadistic, stomach-turning and hard core graphically violent torture" ....? 
now nothing less bloody/violent than this may be threatened with an NC-17, right mpaa?Comment
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christians prove their faith by selling it to you.
Mel Gibson wants us all to burn.
fuck him and his movie.
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Originally posted by Greg B
Maybe the sequel will have Jason and Freddy show up and get revenge on the Romans and citizens that condemned him.
It could be in 3D with Angelina Jolie.
Soundtrack by Megadeth and Korn and Whitesnake.
When I heard they were predicting a $40-50 million opening weekend my first thought was: Is there going to be a sequel? heheBeat it. Nothing to see here.Comment
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Like an extremely smelly fartOriginally posted by sickkittens
Titanic was that powerful?Comment
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"The Passion of the Christ plays like a blend of a political-theology lesson and a snuff film."
-- Jon Niccum, LAWRENCE JOURNAL-WORLDComment
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Originally posted by mpulse
Yeah a sequel will cover the 3 1/2 days after his death...up to when the enterprise comes and beams him up.
ROFL! They can show him fighting satan with grenade launchers and pulse weapons. He teams up with a bunch of rag tag fallen angels and really makes heck break loose. Starring Vin Diesel, Arnold, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, and Samuel L. Jackson.
Christopher Walken can play the devil. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.Comment



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