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  • spamofon
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    • Jun 2003
    • 2999

    #1

    German Toilet!!! LOL!!!

    Since we started to talk about toilet, here is a funny thing:

    German toilets are quite extraordinary. Other European toilets - well, the ones that aren't merely holes in the floor - work much like their North American cousins. They are shaped a little differently, but the basic principle is the same: the excrement either lands directly in the water or it slides down a steep slope into the water, before being flushed away. Simple, effective and clean. See?


    "Normal" toilet


    Not so the German toilet. The excrement lands on a bone-dry horizontal shelf, mere inches beneath one's posterior. Repeated flushings are required to slide the ordure off the shelf into a small water-filled hole, from which it hopefully disappears. See?


    German toilet





    i guess it is German efficency to examine their own shit, before the flush it
  • IPK
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    • Sep 2003
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    #2
    that can't be true, anyone here from Germany? that's insane!
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    • spamofon
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      • Jun 2003
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      #3
      Originally posted by IPK
      that can't be true, anyone here from Germany? that's insane!

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      • spamofon
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        • Jun 2003
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        #4
        Maybe they made that this way, so when they drop big german logs in the toilet, it does not splash their ass with water?

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        • IPK
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          • Sep 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by spamofon
          Maybe they made that this way, so when they drop big german logs in the toilet, it does not splash their ass with water?
          i guess, the whole idea sounds kinda gross if you ask me, then again poop is gross
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          • foolio
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            • Nov 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by spamofon

            ARTICLE
            ah, the article on the internet means it must be true!


            I would hate to be the one who cleans those things if its true

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            • fvurakki
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              • Jan 2004
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              #7
              Oh tell me more mr. science!

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              • torrey
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                • Jan 2004
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                #8
                Originally posted by spamofon
                Since we started to talk about toilet, here is a funny thing:

                German toilets are quite extraordinary. Other European toilets - well, the ones that aren't merely holes in the floor - work much like their North American cousins. They are shaped a little differently, but the basic principle is the same: the excrement either lands directly in the water or it slides down a steep slope into the water, before being flushed away. Simple, effective and clean. See?


                "Normal" toilet


                Not so the German toilet. The excrement lands on a bone-dry horizontal shelf, mere inches beneath one's posterior. Repeated flushings are required to slide the ordure off the shelf into a small water-filled hole, from which it hopefully disappears. See?


                German toilet





                i guess it is German efficency to examine their own shit, before the flush it
                Germans are very observant, this could be true.

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                • IPK
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                  #9
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                  • HarlotCash Dyker
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                    #10
                    They have those shitters in Poland too -
                    Nothing worse than leaving a decent sized pile there, and having to stand up to snap it off -
                    To cap it all - Go to clean your ass and you dip your fingers in your proud pile of shit -
                    Then -
                    You pull the chain and the water skijumps over the pile and soaks your clothes -
                    You leave the bog smelling of shit and looking like you pissed yourself...
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                    • SykkBoy2
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                      • Feb 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
                      They have those shitters in Poland too -
                      Nothing worse than leaving a decent sized pile there, and having to stand up to snap it off -
                      To cap it all - Go to clean your ass and you dip your fingers in your proud pile of shit -
                      Then -
                      You pull the chain and the water skijumps over the pile and soaks your clothes -
                      You leave the bog smelling of shit and looking like you pissed yourself...
                      I'll remember to take my own portable commode when I visit Poland...
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                      • body
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                        • Oct 2002
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                        #12
                        It is true
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                        • Ironhorse
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                          #13
                          I remember one of these in Romania when I was a kid, poor design, I'm surprised germans use this, they are supposed to be excellent engineers.
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                          • body
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                            • Oct 2002
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                            #14
                            But not all toilets in germany are build in this way
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                            • overlord
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                              • Dec 2003
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                              #15
                              When I was in Singapore, I was working with a tech center located in a modern multi-story office building. The company was on the top floor of the building. In the men's room were 2 stalls. One had a "normal" toilet. The other.... a tile-covered hole in the floor. Standard in many buildings there.

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                              • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                • Jan 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
                                They have those shitters in Poland too -
                                Nothing worse than leaving a decent sized pile there, and having to stand up to snap it off -
                                To cap it all - Go to clean your ass and you dip your fingers in your proud pile of shit -
                                Then -
                                You pull the chain and the water skijumps over the pile and soaks your clothes -
                                You leave the bog smelling of shit and looking like you pissed yourself...
                                Haha that's funny shit (no pun intended)

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                                • Matt 26z
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                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 18481

                                  #17
                                  This is just stupid.

                                  They could at least angle the shelf downward.

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                                  • Morgan
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                                    • May 2002
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                                    #18
                                    It's better than the polish one:





                                    or even moreso....

                                    the french toilet
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                                    • jasonir
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                                      #19
                                      Ganjasaurus put a lot of work into something that will make people laugh. He should be commended.
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                                      • eiht_98
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
                                        They have those shitters in Poland too -
                                        Nothing worse than leaving a decent sized pile there, and having to stand up to snap it off -
                                        To cap it all - Go to clean your ass and you dip your fingers in your proud pile of shit -
                                        Then -
                                        You pull the chain and the water skijumps over the pile and soaks your clothes -
                                        You leave the bog smelling of shit and looking like you pissed yourself...
                                        Hahah...I hate it when you take a shit and your ass gets splashed with water from the toilet.

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                                        • Morgan
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                                          • May 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jasonir
                                          Ganjasaurus put a lot of work into something that will make people laugh. He should be commended.
                                          wut?? they were on the site!
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                                          • Morgan
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                                            • May 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by eiht_98

                                            Hahah...I hate it when you take a shit and your ass gets splashed with water from the toilet.

                                            It's called "Splash Back". You need to float a few squares of TP on the water to break the fall of the poops!
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                                            • juicybucks
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                                              #23
                                              hahah ! I love gfy, it's the only place I know where a thread like this would have so many replies ...
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                                              • johnbosh
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                                                • Aug 2002
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                                                #24
                                                in the nl we have them too

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                                                • jimboc
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jasonir
                                                  Ganjasaurus put a lot of work into something that will make people laugh. He should be commended.
                                                  I commend Ganjasaurus

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                                                  • quiet
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                                                    • Sep 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    yep, thanks for the reminder. i'd almost forgotten about that from my last trip to Berlin.
                                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                    • jimboc
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                                                      #27
                                                      Which country

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                                                      • johnbosh
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jimboc
                                                        Which country
                                                        haha sick

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                                                        • salo18
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                                                          • Jul 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          All germans loves scat thats why they got toilets like that
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                                                          • djfunky
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                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Only old Toilets have this in Germany. (Toilets wich are 20+ years old)

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                                                            • Maru
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                                              It's better than the polish one:





                                                              or even moreso....

                                                              the french toilet


                                                              Actually, the French have bidets. They're cleaner than most other people "in that region".

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                                                              • Rorschach
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                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 5579

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
                                                                They have those shitters in Poland too -
                                                                Nothing worse than leaving a decent sized pile there, and having to stand up to snap it off -
                                                                To cap it all - Go to clean your ass and you dip your fingers in your proud pile of shit -
                                                                Then -
                                                                You pull the chain and the water skijumps over the pile and soaks your clothes -
                                                                You leave the bog smelling of shit and looking like you pissed yourself...
                                                                that really made me LOL

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                                                                • mule
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  They have them here in Holland as well. When I moved here from South Africa, I was most surprised, intrigued and somewhat disgusted with the arrangement. At first I also thought the idea was to examine your creation before flushing....this backed up by the fact that the Dutch often discuss the produce of their bowels: shape, color, consistancy, pliability and so forth.

                                                                  I think it has more to do with the climate though. I think the idea behind this unique design is to eliminate the splash, and the resulting cold shower on your posterior.
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                                                                  • Krille
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                                                                    • Mar 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    time for everyone to post pics of their toilets

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                                                                    • Trax
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

                                                                      the french toilet

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                                                                      • HarlotCash Dyker
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        But you may laff at our vonderbar shitenhousens but figure vis you svinrhunts.

                                                                        You may have developped a place to drop poo in and viv a vonderbar seat.

                                                                        Vere vould vat seat be today vivout vu German modification?

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                                                                        • MaDalton
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          OK, we have toilets like that - but fortunately not so much anymore. But they're better than the holes in ground like you have in France or Turkey. You need muscles like a ski jumper when you have to shit.

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                                                                          • Mike-BP
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Yup, It is true
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                                                                            • plyre
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              actually it's truth , I was in Germany before 3 months , I'm also got surprised about that thing

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                                                                              • beemk
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                gross
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                                                                                • loco12
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Yep!

                                                                                  Often been to Germany and managed to curl one down so its resting in the pan while still connected to my asshole

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                                                                                  • Kevin2
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                                                                                    • May 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by loco12
                                                                                    Yep!

                                                                                    Often been to Germany and managed to curl one down so its resting in the pan while still connected to my asshole
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                                                                                    • hova
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      When you ask a german about this proof of their stupidity the'll probably say: Wir haben es nicht gewusst!!! They answer that to every question. Strange folk!

                                                                                      BTW we have those things in Holland too, so I am used to them. It is always nice to know what you are shitting
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                                                                                      • kowntafit
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Doesnt shit stink if its not in water? From that diagram it looks like you would have trouble disposing of toilet paper, no room, very messy.

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                                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          you guys are pussys, I have the best toilet!


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                                                                                          • Rick Latona
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I've had many fun hours of conversations about toilets in other countries. One thing that I find interesting in Europe is how the toilets are flushed. I'm convinced that European bathrooms are like snowflakes, i.e. no two are the same.

                                                                                            I've pushed levers, pulled levers, pulled strings, steped on floor buttons and used every other method conceivable to flush a toilet in Europe. My personal favorite is the 2 foot long and 2 foot tall panel on the wall that you have to push in with both hands.
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                                                                                            • webseth
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              they have those in holland too. if you've got a big one you gotta flush halfway through so it doesnt pile up to your ass/balls/dick.
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                                                                                              • funkmaster
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                                                                                                • Sep 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by IPK
                                                                                                that can't be true, anyone here from Germany? that's insane!
                                                                                                ... yes, confirmed, it's true !!!
                                                                                                Last edited by funkmaster; 02-25-2004, 04:42 AM.

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                                                                                                • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                                                                                  It's better than the polish one:





                                                                                                  or even moreso....

                                                                                                  the french toilet



                                                                                                  i like it!

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                                                                                                  • BigPinPin
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by IPK
                                                                                                    that can't be true, anyone here from Germany? that's insane!
                                                                                                    I never saw in my whole life a toilet in Germany, that works like this system on your pics...thats bullshit.

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