Originally posted by liquidmoe
"Hi, what's your name?" - as gay as it sounds works more often than you would think.
"Hi, what's your name?" - as gay as it sounds works more often than you would think.
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I agree...simple is better
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50 best pickup linesOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Hi ! Could I have your phone number, I just lost mine !Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Yea you have to be sure of your businessOriginally posted by beemk
pickup lines are corny as hell, jus talk to her. then when you want something from her dont ask, just tell her.
do: i have to go, give me you're number and ill call you when i have some free time.
dont: can i please have your number?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Originally posted by mpulse
Go up to a girl at a bar and ask "Hey, how about I buy you a drink, then let's go fuck" once she slaps you, reply "What, you don't drink?" This one's a numbers game if you want to take that angle.
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prfff ... get HER to buy you the drink.Originally posted by fuelcell
This one girl in FHM says she thinks it's hot if a guy buys her a drink and then just walks away. Something about his confidence . . .
Personally, I'd suggest just letting her know you aren't going to buy her a drink, there won't be any free meals, you're just going to take her to a cheap ass motel, rip her clothes off and fuck her until she's too tired to move.
I don't know why man are acting so pussy .. Girls like guys that know what they wantOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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what's your average conversion ratio ?Originally posted by mpulse
Go up to a girl at a bar and ask "Hey, how about I buy you a drink, then let's go fuck" once she slaps you, reply "What, you don't drink?" This one's a numbers game if you want to take that angle.
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Originally posted by Aquaman
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"Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye"
"My tool needs a shed"
"Do you mind if I hang out here untill it's safe back where I farted?"
"Excuse me for interruption and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you are packing that much ass"
Good old Rodney Carrington
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Go an get me a fuckin beer !DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
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i think the best is the simplest.
"Hi, my name is _insert_name_here_. can i buy you a drink?"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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hi my name is grogan, i sell headwax on the internet, its this new product when used will brighten rooms/closets and dark alleys where ive been known to pick up girls like you.Originally posted by pushpills
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"Show some tits bitch!"Comment
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Had a girl in my bed once and she said she'd lick it.
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RapistOriginally posted by Rorschach
"Scream and I'll kill you"Comment
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"If beer tasted as good as you look, my fucking liver would explode!"
"I eat pussy like a girl"
"Didn't I see you at the sex addicts anonymous meeting last week?"
"Thanks, these pants were loose and falling down a little till I saw you."
"I have an enormous penis."Comment
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Haaaa clasicOriginally posted by Rorschach
"Scream and I'll kill you"
how about is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven
or, nice legs...........what time do they open?my bum itchesComment
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damn it has been sooo long since i've heard thatOriginally posted by Evil1
"is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure like to tap that ass"
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A friend of you? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
I'm just a newbie.Comment
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"I'm half Black, IF you know what I mean"
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You want to dance? No! Neither did I so lets do it and get it over with.Comment
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Pull your zipper down, but leave your pants buttoned. Pull the skin of your ball sack through the zipper opening. Try to pull it out as far as you can. Then walk up to her and say, "Is this your gum"Comment
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With a few exceptions, most of the lines here are REALLY BAD. Here's a few things to remember:
It's not just what you said that counts, more importantly is how you said it.
Do not volunteer your info to her.(name, job, etc) She will ask you if she is interested. And do not ask her for her info either(name, phone no. etc) Let her tell you things on her own.
Depends on how hot the girl is. The hotter she is, the more unconventional your approach needs to be to attract her.(this is all relative of course, just imagine how all other guys are going to hit on her night after night and dont be one of them)
Do not offer to buy her a drink. In fact, never buy her a drink unless she buy you one first. Why would you need to buy her a drink so you can talk to her? Most chumps do that, but you are not one of them.
Whenever you are talking to her, hold strong eye contact. Lower your tone of voice a bit, and speak slowly.
Above all else, RELAX. Be cocky and funny the whole time, coz you are having a lot of fun.
With all of the above in mind, here's some opening lines you can use. Notice how they are different from most normal lines floating around. They might sound crazy, but they work.
"Hi, I couldn?t help but notice you. You?re enormous!"
"Would you like to go back to my place for pizza and sex? No? What?s wrong, you don?t like sex? Because you clearly like pizza."
"Can I take a look at the label on your shirt? It?s really ugly."
"How did you manage to find the ONE pair of black pants that make your ass look like it's about a yard wide?!"
"You look like the type of girl that dines out every night. So where do you usually head each night Burger King or McDonalds?"
You: My best friend told me secretly that he likes you. But he is shy to tell it to you in here.
Babe: Where is he?
You: I always have him with myself (Look at penis)
Remember, be cocky and funny the whole time when you said those lines. You are not there to insult her, but those funny busting lines will get her laughing. So have fun!!
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I'm willing to bet my best friend (look at penis) that this will work nine times out of ten.Originally posted by Tight
You: My best friend told me secretly that he likes you. But he is shy to tell it to you in here.
Babe: Where is he?
You: I always have him with myself (Look at penis)
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Have another shot bab, on meICQ #286508534Comment
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After reading this thread so far- I suggest ya just buy it!
BTW, Offer a girl $500 because you just have to have her. What could be more of a compliment.Comment
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That has worked, she wouldn't take the money, wasn't a officer of the law - whew. What she did say was no, but let's get together tomorrow night... It was a sure thing then.Originally posted by pussyluver
After reading this thread so far- I suggest ya just buy it!
BTW, Offer a girl $500 because you just have to have her. What could be more of a compliment.Comment
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Originally posted by Aquaman
"Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye"
"My tool needs a shed"
"Do you mind if I hang out here untill it's safe back where I farted?"
"Excuse me for interruption and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you are packing that much ass"
Good old Rodney Carrington
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Gimme some pussy, I know you have it..Comment
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x: Hey cutie, what are you drinking?
y: Smirnoff!
x: But where is it?!
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i don't get itOriginally posted by sake
x: Hey cutie, what are you drinking?
y: Smirnoff!
x: But where is it?!
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hows it going?
yeah me too..
listen, my parents are asleep, we can come over to my house...
dont worry about my older brother...Someone finds you...
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vodka... clear....Originally posted by IPK
i don't get it
if thats not it, then i also dont get it.Someone finds you...
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Fucken A!Originally posted by beemk
pickup lines are corny as hell, jus talk to her. then when you want something from her dont ask, just tell her.
do: i have to go, give me you're number and ill call you when i have some free time.
dont: can i please have your number?
Right on!
You hit the nail on the head.
That's a true mac for ya.
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I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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we are going to actually try a line from here he feels like it might strike a conversation, well he will at a club to see what happens. I might tape it and if i do i will post it here...it would be like a hidden cam :-) this should be interesting[email protected]
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so what's the worst pickup line?Comment
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"Hey girl. Let me hit."Comment
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amen! i never buy a girl a drink unless shes my girlfriend.Originally posted by Tight
Do not offer to buy her a drink. In fact, never buy her a drink unless she buy you one first. Why would you need to buy her a drink so you can talk to her? Most chumps do that, but you are not one of them.I host with VacaresComment
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i use that to introduce my friends to girls, "this is ____, he has a 6 inch tounge and can breathe through his ears" that way its funny and you dont look like a pervert.Originally posted by unitedpimps jrock
I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.I host with VacaresComment
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yeah, if they're really hot you need to knock them off their pedistol that they put themselves on from the other 50 guys hitting on them before you. its good to confuse them because they get thinking about you more. the more they think about you the better. heres a good one....Originally posted by Tight
Remember, be cocky and funny the whole time when you said those lines. You are not there to insult her, but those funny busting lines will get her laughing. So have fun!!
tell her something like "you have a very strong chin". she will be thinking "is that good or bad" "whats a strong chin?". the more she thinks about you the better.I host with VacaresComment
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Are those ladders in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?Comment
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Originally posted by Rorschach
"Scream and I'll kill you"
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hmmm, what's that smell?
is it you or the coffee
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fancy a nine in the spine
Take it Easy !!!
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Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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thats a large oneOriginally posted by raffi
ok...whats the best pick up lines you've heard or used that has worked?
I have a friend who is 28, single, shy and want him to try it at a night out clubing one day. Will have him read all these and the one he picks, i will contact you for your shipping address to send you a free copy of our newest DVD called " Dirty Road Trips " ( 2 hour hardcore reality video, nominated for " Best Amateur Video " by AVN 2004 Awards). Just a way to say thanks :-)
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