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  • Michael O
    More Cowbell
    • Jul 2001
    • 10607

    #1

    Please help me out (donations needed)

    Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money.
    I´ve been selling porn online now for over 4 years I have considered many different things I could do to make a living but with my skills being limited to working online selling porn there isn´t many jobs for me to get.

    I have been thinking about moving in front of the camera performing either for the video market or for the online market.
    There is one "small" problem I don´t have the biggest cock which seems to be a requirement these days to make it big as an adult actor but I found a way around that surgery combined with penis enlargement pills should make it possible for me to increase the length of my penis.
    This is a very costly process and I simply don´t have the money so I turn to you dear GFY´ers asking for hand outs so I can pursue my dream of becoming an adult actor.
    I am willing to work both before and after my surgery and if any photographers need some male talent please get in touch with me also if any penis pills providers will donate pills or are willing to work out a plan where I can get a discount you would help me out. I can be contacted on keyser |a| keyser-soze.com

    If you are willing to help to help me out succeeding as an adult actor I´ll accept any help you can give.
    If you want to donate to my surgery and/or pills please do so to epassporte account ?keysersoze?

    This is not a scam I have included a picture of my current manhood and will keep you update on the progress.


    Thanks for you help
    Keyser
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  • plyre
    Registered User
    • Feb 2004
    • 132

    #2
    not again ..... please.

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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652

      #3
      oh lord...
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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      • guschi2k
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 489

        #4
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        • DraX
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 7147

          #5
          Keyser Soze:

          Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money.

          DraX:

          Ars aint the only sponsor out there, dont seem to understand what that has to do with anything.

          Alot of guys and gals are in the same situation as you, and they dont talk about rushing into something and start begging for donations



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          • cool1
            sex is good
            • Sep 2001
            • 24939

            #6
            Good one

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            • swedguy
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 7981

              #7
              Originally posted by smack
              oh lord...
              ..won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz.

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              • Ic3m4nZ
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 6285

                #8
                you know now what this shit led to..

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                • jact
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 9134

                  #9
                  Free agent

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                  • Rob
                    I'm a great bowler.
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 13310

                    #10
                    You could be a stunt cock for midget porn! That would be a nice payday for ya.

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                    • myjah
                      Back in the harbor
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 11482

                      #11
                      hahaha...you might actually get some money
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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        you could always be the catcher

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                        • KMR Stitch
                          I am cool
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 14494

                          #13
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                          • angeleyes
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 3584

                            #14
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                            • Horny Dude
                              Earn enough to buy coffee
                              • May 2002
                              • 4913

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              you could always be the catcher


                              Yeah just go gay!

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                              • Ironhorse
                                Pixel Pusher
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 7094

                                #16
                                Wow, that's kinda sad
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                                • axelcat
                                  Adult Locals
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 25450

                                  #17
                                  Man Im sick of people asking for donations

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                                  • Anna_O
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 5773

                                    #18


                                    LMFAO Keyser. Good one


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                                    • beemk
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 20829

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by KMR Stitch
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                                      • m00d
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 3129

                                        #20
                                        Is this real? When I read the post I thought it was a joke, but you guys are responding as if it were true. Is this true? Is that your penis keysersoze?

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                                        • LadyMischief
                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18135

                                          #21
                                          Bwahahahhahah nice one Keyser!

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                                          • RainMailer
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 826

                                            #22
                                            LOLOLOL Holy fuck what happened lil guy? Thats hilarious dude i had to do a double take on that one thats just wrong!
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                                            • RainMailer
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 826

                                              #23
                                              Is that considered a dwarf dick?
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                                              • sickkittens
                                                I am a meat popsicle.
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 25100

                                                #24
                                                Some people are so naive.

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                                                • http
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 1811

                                                  #25
                                                  That's erected right?

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                                                  • SureFire
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 4398

                                                    #26
                                                    At least he showed a pic!

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                                                    • Jman
                                                      Already an AI veteran
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 22833

                                                      #27
                                                      WTF... Guys I see a good Photoshop opportunity here ... c'mon give us a good laugh
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                                                      • Jman
                                                        Already an AI veteran
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 22833

                                                        #28
                                                        My fucked up designer did this for me



                                                        Thanks XtremeDick

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                                                        • AdultXXXRobert
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 5

                                                          #29
                                                          That's some ugly ass shit!!!

                                                          YUCKY!!!!
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                                                          • Basic_man
                                                            Programming King Pin
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 27360

                                                            #30
                                                            hahahaha, you are a SHORT DICK MAN! lol
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                                                            • Rob
                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 13310

                                                              #31
                                                              It looks like a branch used to be there but now you are left with a stump. Did you ever give penis enlargement a try?

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                                                              • Jman
                                                                Already an AI veteran
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 22833

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                It looks like a branch used to be there but now you are left with a stump. Did you ever give penis enlargement a try?
                                                                He should check my sig
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                                                                • Michael O
                                                                  More Cowbell
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 10607

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yes it is my pecker and its fully eracted.

                                                                  Thanks for all the mails I have got from other members of this board with the same problem I will answer you all and hopefully we will be able to find a solution for our little problem.
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                                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 22872

                                                                    #34
                                                                    At first I thought to myself. "motherfucker, not another one of these damned donation threads." Then I saw the pic. And got the joke. And started to laugh. Nice one.

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                                                                    • Rob
                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 13310

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This is a joke?

                                                                      God's joke on some poor sapp, maybe!

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                                                                      • chaos-CME
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                        • 1348

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I just got up off the floor dude i think i can make you some money in front of the camera with that dick
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                                                                        • joseph4829
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                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 1706

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Stupid
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                                                                          • unitedpimps jrock
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                            • 263

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by guschi2k
                                                                            you can always use some sorta strapon dildo
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                                                                            • Jman
                                                                              Already an AI veteran
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 22833

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Bro email me your addy at [email protected] I will send you some patches and a bottle of pills.
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