Need a bank. (Seriously)

**timboss** · 02-24-2004, 02:24 PM

thats gonna be tough, try online banking, or maybe offshore

**timboss** · 02-24-2004, 02:26 PM

and why in the world would you have 'fuck' in your company name to begin with, you should of known it may cause problems

**slackologist** · 02-24-2004, 02:28 PM

can you use an abbreviation? or yeah go offshore..

**Theo** · 02-26-2004, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by timboss
and why in the world would you have 'fuck' in your company name to begin with, you should of known it may cause problems

Yeah. What the...........FUCK!

**tonkagunner** · 02-28-2004, 07:21 PM

change your company name.

**Alex Xe** · 02-28-2004, 11:35 PM

Two ways:
1. Change name of company
2. Open bank account in offshore banks (in Latvia, Litva for example).

**sexsup** · 02-28-2004, 11:36 PM

Try with big banks, if they dont want you, go offshore

**Hanging Judge** · 02-29-2004, 08:50 AM

Provident bank (off-shore) offers online banking...

Or, you can change your name for $75...

**zigx** · 03-28-2004, 05:22 PM

say that u pronounce it "FOOK"

**davis** · 03-28-2004, 05:24 PM

im sure theres cases which they can get by that.... what if there was a person named Mr. Fuck. would they turn him down?

tha'd be discrimination!

**ipc** · 03-29-2004, 09:14 AM

http://www.loyalbank.com - the best and cheap offshore, for 25$ you'll get account with maestro (something like visa electron, but in mastercard)

**Stopor** · 03-29-2004, 09:41 AM

Try www.fethard.biz

**SquirtingCarly** · 03-29-2004, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by fnet
We have a federal tax ID #....
We have a business license from the city....
We also have the word 'fuck' in our name and no (local) bank wants us....

Any adult-friendly banks that you know of?

Melonie at www.eMerchantHelper.com
should be able to help you out, she hooked me up with a merchant account, that deals in adult content. She will be ablt to point you in the right direction

**shogun3k** · 03-29-2004, 10:48 AM

lol, must be able to change the name!

**okny** · 03-29-2004, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by tonkagunner
change your company name.

Best option before you run into other problems in the future.

**Alex Xe** · 03-29-2004, 11:32 AM

Change name of company or use non-US banks.

**torrey** · 03-29-2004, 11:45 AM

Take the word fuck out of your name, or possibly open an account with the "fuck" name as a DBA.

I get checks for Pornslinga.com, but my bank account is registered to UXSI, a name I made up in order to combat the very problem you are having now.

**boone** · 03-29-2004, 12:44 PM

and why in the world would you have 'fuck' in your company name to begin with, you should of known it may cause problems

Yeah man you gotta be smarter than this. Your comapny can be a diff name than your site brotha.

Maybe try these guys:www.webstream.net/

**erehwon** · 03-30-2004, 01:24 AM

Depends on what you are looking for in a bank, I have found (Don't laugh) banking in grocery stores like Wells Fargo and the like will let their hair down a bit when it comes to a little monkey business.

I had it explained that some banks use these stores/banks to groom managers into their better locations. Poke around, I would be willing to bet there is something in the local Walmart you could bank with.

Also look like you are serious about banking with them, ask to see a manager if it starts going downhill, sell the bank on why you should be one of their customers.

Don't expect the best service from these banks, you will have to watch every transaction, but after six months of soild banking with this bank, put on a suit and see all the banks that turned you down and show them what you have done, you might find a few willing to take your business.

Need a bank. (Seriously)

Need a bank. (Seriously)

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