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  • SlickCash Sarah
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 2055
    #1

    WHEN YOU DIE-a funeral directors story

    Did anyone ever think about what really happens to your body after you die? Well, let me tell you FIRST hand that it really isn't pleasant.

    I will admit that I have been volunteering at a funeral home for some time now, and have performed THOUSANDS of embalmings and seen hundereds of autopsied cases come onto my table. Its not all what you may think! There are a LOT of sick-o's in the funeral business...Necropheliacs (fucking dead corpese), but majority of people in that chosen profession are just average JOE's.

    They tell us to "TREAT THE PEOPLE AS IF THEY WERE ALIVE"..but I have two pieces of advice for you: ONE-when you die, request to be creamated (unless it is against your religion or culture). TWO-donate ANY and ALL possible organs. After you die, you may be able to save someone elses life! Besides, no one really knows for a fact if you feel anything after your body is dead, but I know one thing for certain...If you are planning to be buried in the ground, the casket collapses within a few hours of the dirt being piled back on top of it. Think of how much 6 feet worth of dirt weighs..?

    Just something to think about!

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    • NetRodent
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 3985
      #2
      Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
      If you are planning to be buried in the ground, the casket collapses within a few hours of the dirt being piled back on top of it. Think of how much 6 feet worth of dirt weighs..?
      This is one of the reason many juridictions require the use of concrete "vaults" around the casket.
      "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
      --H.L. Mencken

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        • Phoenix
          BACON BACON BACON
          • Nov 2002
          • 35475
          #3
          you looked nice enough at the bar in toronto...but i would never have guessed you to be the type who works with dead bodies.



          ugh..lol
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            • SlickCash Sarah
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 2055
              #4
              You would be really surprised what kind of people are funeral directors!! A lot of really hot guys and girls work in this business...its actually kind of cool

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                • axelcat
                  Adult Locals
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450
                  #5
                  That really sucks

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                    • SlickCash Sarah
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2055
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                      you looked nice enough at the bar in toronto...but i would never have guessed you to be the type who works with dead bodies.



                      ugh..lol
                      Everyone has this idea that funeral directors are big, ugly scaring looking people--this is SIMPLY UNTRUE...Im cute as a button

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                        • Martin
                          "Assassins"
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 17274
                          #7
                          Yeah can't wait!

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                            • Phoenix
                              BACON BACON BACON
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475
                              #8
                              i heard they have some sort of pysch test they make you take before you can work in one..or maybe thatis just to be a mortuary? is that the right word?
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                                • SlickCash Sarah
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 2055
                                  #9
                                  You do need to be under psychiatric evaluation before becoming a licensed funeral director..Mortuary is just an old fashioned term(not widely used) for a funeral home. The program you need to take to become a funeral director is Mortuary science!

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                                    • buddyjuf
                                      #10
                                      thanx for the input

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                                        • JFK
                                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 67369
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by NetRodent


                                          This is one of the reason many juridictions require the use of concrete "vaults" around the casket.
                                          Thats what we used for both my parents.

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