I made out with Jessica Alba last night!

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  • DeadFidel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6764
    #1

    I made out with Jessica Alba last night!

    I was at party in Burbank which she also attended. At the end of the night, a few friends and I were outside when she walked out and got into her car. She lowered her passenger side window and called ME over and asked, "Don't I know you from someplace?" I was shocked, for I had never met her before, I said, "Sorry I don't think so, my name is Joe," She said "I am going over to the Viper room, wanna come along?" I got into the car and the next thing I knew we were sucking face!!!...

    and if it were not for that fucking alarm clock, I would have gone all the way!
    I woke up with such a baby love crush hard-on that I needed to look her up her pic and rub one out.
    It was so fucking vivid!!
    Last edited by DeadFidel; 02-24-2004, 03:16 AM.
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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528
      #2
      I can go to SleazyDream and get better stories than this, and they have pictures!

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        • johnbosh
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 8965
          #3
          sick fuck

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            • DeadFidel
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 6764
              #4
              Originally posted by Manowar
              I can go to SleazyDream and get better stories than this, and they have pictures!
              Only differance is that I don't consider my self a writer. I just felt like sharing a real dream that I had. Why the fuck would you want to kill me?
              There are better smiles to make your point.

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                • Basic_man
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 27360
                  #5
                  hehe
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                    • slavdogg
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 3570
                      #6
                      hahah i've had dreams like that
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                        • Rorschach
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5579
                          #7
                          Don't you hate it when you're just about to get to the good bit and you start to wake up... and you're really trying to stay asleep so you can enjoy the dream but you just can't.

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                            • Trax
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                              • Aug 2001
                              • 14486
                              #8
                              your dreams suck
                              mine are way more dirty

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                                • liquidmoe
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 4994
                                  #9
                                  Same shit happens to me but I dont dream about celebs.

                                  Take Luck!

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                                    • Herb Kornfield
                                      Is on the 1
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 4996
                                      #10
                                      My favorite dream is where I have so much cash in the bank, the bank keeps calling me telling me that they have no more space to keep it all in.

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                                        • loverboy
                                          When it rains, it pours
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 20609
                                          #11
                                          never I had celebity dream dates before...
                                          you taking some medication?

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                                            • acctman
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 2840
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by loverboy
                                              never I had celebity dream dates before...
                                              you taking some medication?

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                                                • thetgpmaster
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 4307
                                                  #13
                                                  nice dreem hehe
                                                  allways someone will wake you up and destroy lol

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                                                    • Furious_Male
                                                      Doing the grind since 99
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 16884
                                                      #14
                                                      Shit I never have dreams like that. They are always filled with terror. hmm
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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978
                                                          #15
                                                          I had one where I was feeding her pork chops and slapping her with a trout..what do you think that means?

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                                                            • TheLegacy
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 18241
                                                              #16
                                                              Had me nervous through out the story thinking you were trying to admit you actually met her... considering shes with the guy she worked with on dark angel

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                                                                • Basic_man
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 27360
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Mouhahahaha, in your dream dude!
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                                                                    • Head
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 8278
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I'm jerious!

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                                                                        • Rob
                                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 13310
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Man, you can't fake the funk when you're in a dream like that! You gotta make your move and have a nice wet dream! Fuck rubbing one out in the morning (do that afterwards)!

                                                                          Control your dreams, my brother and everything else will fall into place! And I Do love me some Jessica Alba! I would have hit that shit 10 times before I woke up!

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                                                                            • mpulse
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 765
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Man, you dreamt that Jessica was trying to pick you up and all you could make up in your subconscience mind was making out??!! Fire your dream coordinator
                                                                              when in doubt...don't whip it out!
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                                                                                • Ash@phpFX
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 4292
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                                  Mouhahahaha, in your dream dude!
                                                                                  yeah thats what he said

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                                                                                    • KRL
                                                                                      Entrepreneur
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 31429
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      And then to top the evening off even more, as you were heading home you saw Jessica Simpson stranded and standing alone by her car with a flat tire on Ventura Blvd. You stopped and offer to help her fix the flat and then she pulled you into the back seat, ripped off her tight jeans and rode you like camel jockey and you blew your load all over her tight soft tush.

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                                                                                        • Lykos
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                                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Haha

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                                                                                            • 404
                                                                                              Confirmed abUser
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 1154
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              could have turned out worse. you could have gone for a feel while at a table with her and found yourself with a handful of treetrunk ala "crying game"
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                                                                                                • TeaseEntertainments2
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 1492
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  HILARIOUS DUDE

                                                                                                  That one made my fuckin day lolol

                                                                                                  I have dreams like that nightly!

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                                                                                                    • DeadFidel
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                      • 6764
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                                                      Mouhahahaha, in your dream dude!
                                                                                                      Nice back!
                                                                                                      Actually, it's not that far fetched for me. I dated Julie McCullough and Lark Voorhies.

                                                                                                      I think it had to do with this cable movie I was watching while I fell asleep. Something about a female Hawaiian surfer giving lesson to some football player.

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                                                                                                        • He-Man
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 706
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                                                          Had me nervous through out the story thinking you were trying to admit you actually met her... considering shes with the guy she worked with on dark angel
                                                                                                          Not anymore she is!!
                                                                                                          "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

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                                                                                                            • Platinum Adam
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 644
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Nice Dude

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                                                                                                                • bugout
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 540
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                                                                                                  My favorite dream is where I have so much cash in the bank, the bank keeps calling me telling me that they have no more space to keep it all in.

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                                                                                                                    • Ross
                                                                                                                      Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                      • 18874
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DeadFidel
                                                                                                                      and if it were not for that fucking alarm clock, I would have gone all the way!

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                                                                                                                        • fuelcell
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Better than my lame dreams
                                                                                                                          Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                                                                                                                            • Romeo
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                              • 1207
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I was at that party in Burbank too and she blew me right before she left...

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                                                                                                                                • XxXotic
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                                                                  I had one where I was feeding her pork chops and slapping her with a trout..what do you think that means?
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
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