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  • WWC
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11577
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    Best Pick Up Lines....

    ok...whats the best pick up lines you've heard or used that has worked?

    I have a friend who is 28, single, shy and want him to try it at a night out clubing one day. Will have him read all these and the one he picks, i will contact you for your shipping address to send you a free copy of our newest DVD called " Dirty Road Trips " ( 2 hour hardcore reality video, nominated for " Best Amateur Video " by AVN 2004 Awards). Just a way to say thanks :-)

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    • Rorschach
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2002
      • 5579
      #2
      "Scream and I'll kill you"

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        • liquidmoe
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 4994
          #3
          "Hi, what's your name?" - as gay as it sounds works more often than you would think.

          Take Luck!

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            • WWC
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              • Jul 2003
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              #4
              Originally posted by Rorschach
              "Scream and I'll kill you"

              LOL :-)
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                • SomeCreep
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 26118
                  #5
                  Originally posted by raffi
                  ok...whats the best pick up lines you've heard or used that has worked?
                  "You're a nice little fuck whore arent you?" -Max Hardcore

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                    • Myst
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4708
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Rorschach
                      "Scream and I'll kill you"
                      ICQ: 298-523-037

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                        • flashfire
                          ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 13098
                          #7
                          "Hey, wanna fuck?"

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                            • [CriM]
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71
                              #8
                              Use this one if you have a friend around or some mates

                              This works best if you dont know the girl

                              Walk up to her and say Something like

                              My friend over there thinks that your to good for me to pick up with you and then she might laugh or say umm ok and then you say wanna prove him wrong?

                              This has worken for me more than a couple of times

                              Enjoy and hope it works

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202
                                  #9
                                  Try these two.

                                  Some guys buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages...well baby, I don't even own a car


                                  It's a good thing I brought my library card, 'cuz i just checked you out


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                                    • freeadultcontent
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 9976
                                      #10
                                      So what will you do for fifty bucks.

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                                        • MadCap
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 2357
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Rorschach
                                          "Scream and I'll kill you"




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                                            • beemk
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 20829
                                              #12
                                              pickup lines are corny as hell, jus talk to her. then when you want something from her dont ask, just tell her.

                                              do: i have to go, give me you're number and ill call you when i have some free time.
                                              dont: can i please have your number?
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                                                • Myst
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 4708
                                                  #13
                                                  I have to agree that "Hi" is one of the best, unless youre after what looks like a slutwhore - then a pickup line (especially one off GFY) is what would be best
                                                  ICQ: 298-523-037

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                                                    • boldy
                                                      Macdaddy coder
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 2806
                                                      #14
                                                      Left or the right eye ?
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                                                        • ackilles
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 32
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                          "Scream and I'll kill you"
                                                          HA HA thanks dude, I needed a laugh before bed!

                                                          I would tell you my best line but I don't have one. I just give some bimbo the gun show and the rest is history.

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                                                            • rip raster
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                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 2851
                                                              #16
                                                              Do you spit or do you swallow?




                                                              RR

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                                                                • eiht_98
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6103
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by rip raster
                                                                  Do you spit or do you swallow?




                                                                  RR

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                                                                    • kane
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 20684
                                                                      #18
                                                                      " those shoes look good on you but they would look better over my shoulders."

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                                                                        • maxdaname
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 5193
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I lost my phone number can I have yours?

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                                                                            • swedguy
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 7981
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Do you like cum on your eyes?

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                                                                                • Platinumpimp
                                                                                  Logos and such.
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 10214
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "nice tooth"
                                                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 40377
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by [CriM]
                                                                                      Use this one if you have a friend around or some mates

                                                                                      This works best if you dont know the girl

                                                                                      Walk up to her and say Something like

                                                                                      My friend over there thinks that your to good for me to pick up with you and then she might laugh or say umm ok and then you say wanna prove him wrong?

                                                                                      or shes says : "yes, you friend is right" and then you are soo onw3d
                                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 40377
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by beemk


                                                                                          do: i have to go, give me you're number and ill call you when i have some free time.
                                                                                          dont: can i please have your number?
                                                                                          thanks
                                                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                            • Herb Kornfield
                                                                                              Is on the 1
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 4996
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              As nuts as this sounds it DOES work and you do get contact info.....

                                                                                              All you need a is a digital camera and a few drinks at the bar.

                                                                                              Take some pics of you and the homies chillin there, the crowd at the bar and also, zero in on a few babes, ask them to be in the pics with you all.

                                                                                              Then get them to pose with you all. buy some drinks for all, more pics, talk to them more, look for the babe in the crowd that is the wilder of them all, she can be your ally in getting them to do crazier shit on camera.

                                                                                              Now, you have to then ask for contact into to send the pics to, get their email addys to send em to, also then ask for a phone number " in case the email doesnt reach them, etc "

                                                                                              You have their email address and a phone number, you have info to reach them. From there, you just have to lay down your rap and work the magic of being a player.

                                                                                              It works and at the very least, you get free content to rub one out to.
                                                                                              Last edited by Herb Kornfield; 02-24-2004, 05:20 AM.

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                                                                                                • Platinum Red
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 517
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Nice shoes want a fuck



                                                                                                  That is a really nice outfit! It would look even better on the floor
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                                                                                                    • SENSEX
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                      • 1159
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Do you take it up the ass?

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                                                                                                        • Head
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                          • 8278
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Old thread

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                                                                                                            • Observing
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                              • 809
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                                                              "Scream and I'll kill you"

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                                                                                                                • kowntafit
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                                                                                                                  • 4667
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Man Herb Kornfield sounds like quite a pro. But that sounds like alot of effort, are you sure it pays off? The straight "Hi" would probably save you some time, but you never know, sometimes i think chicks like to see guys putting in the effort. Good luck!

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                                                                                                                    • skillfull
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                      • 4716
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Nice shoes ! wanna fuck ?
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                                                                                                                        • mpulse
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                          • 765
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Go up to a girl at a bar and ask "Hey, how about I buy you a drink, then let's go fuck" once she slaps you, reply "What, you don't drink?" This one's a numbers game if you want to take that angle.
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                                                                                                                            • DamageX
                                                                                                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                              • 14293
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mpulse
                                                                                                                              Go up to a girl at a bar and ask "Hey, how about I buy you a drink, then let's go fuck" once she slaps you, reply "What, you don't drink?" This one's a numbers game if you want to take that angle.
                                                                                                                              You probably need to develop high endurance to slapping, in the long run.
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                                                                                                                                • Herb Kornfield
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 4996
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kowntafit
                                                                                                                                  Man Herb Kornfield sounds like quite a pro. But that sounds like alot of effort, are you sure it pays off? The straight "Hi" would probably save you some time, but you never know, sometimes i think chicks like to see guys putting in the effort. Good luck!

                                                                                                                                  I have done this method and it does work my friend. The one thing that always makes it work out is being a gentleman and acting smooth.

                                                                                                                                  Babes know what we are there for. They want someone with style and class, that can treat them as fly as possible.

                                                                                                                                  Being smooth is the name of the game.

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                                                                                                                                    • howard
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      You got to have balls--- this works like clockwork but you have to be a great actor and sell it big time. You got to look right into her eyes.


                                                                                                                                      Hi .....(make up a name)--wow it's great to see you and its been so long---I really miss you--I know I was jerk the last time we dated but I thought maybe we could hook up again....

                                                                                                                                      Then she tells you who she is and that you never took her out but she is now intrigued....
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          You say, How much does a polar bear weigh?

                                                                                                                                          She says, Uhh, I don't know?

                                                                                                                                          You say, Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is ______.

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                                                                                                                                            • Evil1
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 3893
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              "is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure like to tap that ass"

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                                                                                                                                                • fuelcell
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 1525
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  This one girl in FHM says she thinks it's hot if a guy buys her a drink and then just walks away. Something about his confidence . . .

                                                                                                                                                  Personally, I'd suggest just letting her know you aren't going to buy her a drink, there won't be any free meals, you're just going to take her to a cheap ass motel, rip her clothes off and fuck her until she's too tired to move.
                                                                                                                                                  Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                                                                                                                                                    • jhauser
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      What would you like with your eggs for breakfast?
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                                                                                                                                                        • KCX
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in 'em.
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                                                                                                                                                            • WWC
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              These are all very nice...we checked them out this morning and he likes a few but needs more to pick the best...keep it coming please...
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                                                                                                                                                                • Axzar
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 1837
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by liquidmoe
                                                                                                                                                                  "Hi, what's your name?" - as gay as it sounds works more often than you would think.

                                                                                                                                                                  YOu are close (and take not I have sold this on eBay for $1.49)

                                                                                                                                                                  "Hi, my name is (your name here), What's you name?"

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                                                                                                                                                                    • fris
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                        • HarlotCash Dyker
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          If we make love now, I bet you'll go straight home and tell your husband/boyfriend (Always gets a: "Like hell I will" Answer.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Intrigue
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                                                                                                                                                                              • 662
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              In all reality women just like guys being nice to them (not overly nice, but decent) best advice is don't be a dick, and don't be a wuss. As far as the funniest pickup line i've heard goes, it's

                                                                                                                                                                              "Is that coffee your drinking? Can i cream in it?"

                                                                                                                                                                              Was on some website i saw a while ago, or another.. just motion her over to you with two fingers until she walks over, when she ask what you want....

                                                                                                                                                                              "Nothing, but i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come."

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 24433
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Hi, whats your name?
                                                                                                                                                                                  You are cute...


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                                                                                                                                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                                                      Hi, whats your name?
                                                                                                                                                                                      You are cute...
                                                                                                                                                                                      what does the guy say after you tell him that?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • cypocrypt
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1851
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          anything that gets a chat going...after all starting the conversation is half the battle...

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Aquaman
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 131
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                                                                                                                                                                                              "Wanna see a trick I learnt in prison?"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • polish_aristocrat
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 40377
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                                                                                                                                                                                  As nuts as this sounds it DOES work and you do get contact info.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                  All you need a is a digital camera and a few drinks at the bar.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Take some pics of you and the homies chillin there, the crowd at the bar and also, zero in on a few babes, ask them to be in the pics with you all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Then get them to pose with you all. buy some drinks for all, more pics, talk to them more, look for the babe in the crowd that is the wilder of them all, she can be your ally in getting them to do crazier shit on camera.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now, you have to then ask for contact into to send the pics to, get their email addys to send em to, also then ask for a phone number " in case the email doesnt reach them, etc "

                                                                                                                                                                                                  You have their email address and a phone number, you have info to reach them. From there, you just have to lay down your rap and work the magic of being a player.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  It works and at the very least, you get free content to rub one out to.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  nice, anyone have a digital camera for sale?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pushpills
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by [CriM]
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Use this one if you have a friend around or some mates

                                                                                                                                                                                                      This works best if you dont know the girl

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Walk up to her and say Something like

                                                                                                                                                                                                      My friend over there thinks that your to good for me to pick up with you and then she might laugh or say umm ok and then you say wanna prove him wrong?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      This has worken for me more than a couple of times

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Enjoy and hope it works

                                                                                                                                                                                                      OMG, you are a fucking LOSER!!!!

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