Amptutate Your Head, keeping it real as ever.
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Originally posted by gotys
Would someone please lock this thread
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Remember that episode of The Simpsons, where Homer can't get rid of the trampoline, so Bart puts a padlock on it so that someone will steal it? I do.
Bart: Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
Homer: Uh huh.
Bart: Observe, a bike lock.
[he locks the trampoline to a post]
Now just turn around, and count to three: one, two, three --
[they turn around to see Snake with a pair of wire cutters]
Uh, better make it five.
Snake: All right! I got me a bed.