Several prominent psychics have told Washington State residents that if we threw a virgin into the mouth of St. Helens, it would NOT erupt!
Now..the problem obviously is WHERE do we find a virgin.
And INCREDIBLY..SEVERAL people on the board here said to go ask JUICY to volunteer his bod. JUICY? VIRGIN? Oh say it ain't so Joe? All these stories of his are part of a fiction library?
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
If not Juicy...THEN WHO???
