Have you ever top shelfed someone
Have you ever top shelfed someone, that is, pull the top off their toilet and shit there instead of in the bowl?
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what in the fuck! ?Comment
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I do that at my mom's house every christmasComment
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Remind me to never invite you to my house.Originally posted by MrPheer
I do that at my mom's house every christmasComment
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Fucking shit man, I just spit water everywhere.Originally posted by MrPheer
I do that at my mom's house every christmas
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You are REALLY strange!
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I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that.Originally posted by frankfortuna
Remind me to never invite you to my house.
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If I had $5,000,000 for everytime someone told me that, I'd be on the Forbes top 250 list.Originally posted by fatal attraction
You are REALLY strange!
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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Fucking shit man, I just spit water everywhere.
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Thanks a lot good buddy, I'll remember this.Originally posted by MrPheer
I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that.
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Another funny thing you could do is super glue the lid to the seat before your wife or girlfriend goes to sleep, and if they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the lid and the seat will come up and they'll fall in the toilet.Originally posted by MrPheer
I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that.
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Whats even funnier, is putting saran wrap under the seat, stretch it tight across the bowl. Its clear so they dont notice it, until piss is going everywhere, usually on their legs and pantsOriginally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Another funny thing you could do is super glue the lid to the seat before your wife or girlfriend goes to sleep, and if they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the lid and the seat will come up and they'll fall in the toilet.
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If you have one of the older style kitchen sinks, with the little black sprayer to the right of the faucet... wrap some electrical tape around the handle so it holds the trigger down. Then when you wife turns the sink on, she gets sprayed with cold water right in her chest.Comment
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And my old favorite trick, is wait till shes taking a nice hot shower. Then toss a pitcher of ice water over the top. They really like it when you do that.Comment
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I wouldn't expect a ninja to ever just fall out of their chair from reading somethingOriginally posted by WicKed NinJas
I spilt my coffee AND fell out of my chair...Comment
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spilledOriginally posted by WicKed NinJas
I spilt my coffee AND fell out of my chair...
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Originally posted by MrPheer
I do that at my mom's house every christmas
Laughed out loud for the first time today
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Oh god, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a while
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I've heard of that prank before but it was called "upper decking" instead...
sick....but funnyComment
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what happens when they flush the toilet?Comment
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Originally posted by baddog
spilt - sorry about that
i.e.: Crying over spilt milk is pointless because it cannot undo the damage
good find - i never knew 'spilt' had a meaningComment
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why don't you try and give us the results?Originally posted by brizzad
what happens when they flush the toilet?Comment
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because i dont have the balls to do something like thatOriginally posted by baddog
why don't you try and give us the results?
i'd get stage freight and wouldnt be able to goComment
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The turds break apart and the water that fills the bowl is shit water. Not only that, it lingers for a long time, so they get shitty water circulating throughout their toilet for awhile. And it smells.Originally posted by brizzad
what happens when they flush the toilet?Comment
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Man, we gotta get together in Vegas. Imagine the calamity that will ensue.Originally posted by MrPheer
If you have one of the older style kitchen sinks, with the little black sprayer to the right of the faucet... wrap some electrical tape around the handle so it holds the trigger down. Then when you wife turns the sink on, she gets sprayed with cold water right in her chest.
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what about using a urinal as a shitter? what moview was that from?we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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Not sure, did they do that in a movie?Originally posted by quiet
what about using a urinal as a shitter? what moview was that from?Comment
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