and pissed all over herself.... she's preggy so that might have something to do with it but now we gotta change sheets... just thought I'd share with everyone.....
I farted on my girlie and she tried to get me back
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Originally posted by Fonz
guys like you shouldn't have girlfriends
whys that?Comment
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yeah doc said baby is under her bladder... I have been to every apt with her... heard the heart beat and in 2 weeks we will find out if it's boy or girlOriginally posted by Babagirls
pregos can pee just by BREATHING! lol wait till after she has the kid.....she'll pee when she blinks lol
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hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...Originally posted by Fonz
didn't mean to insult ya but you just don't fart on your girlie
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Originally posted by Dirty_DS
and pissed all over herself.... she's preggy so that might have something to do with it but now we gotta change sheets... just thought I'd share with everyone.....
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Originally posted by kmanrox
hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...
Well said...
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Originally posted by kmanrox
hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...
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This would be a funny sight, I guess my girl will hit my face when I fart on her. She is very agressive I thinkComment
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NiceOriginally posted by kmanrox
hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...
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I'm reminded of the movie "mallrats" for some reason.
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"I never farted in front of her, not once, but then the other day I let one slip"
and you think thats why she dumped you?
"she was going down on me at the time"
Shut up, if all she did was dump you the you got off light.
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Originally posted by Dirty_DS
yeah doc said baby is under her bladder... I have been to every apt with her... heard the heart beat and in 2 weeks we will find out if it's boy or girl
Why would you want to know if it's a boy or girl?
My wife is due our first any day and the biggest suprise is finding out what sex it is when it's born. No way I would want to know before hand. Is it an American thing to know the sex before the baby is born?Comment





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