I farted on my girlie and she tried to get me back

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  • DirtyDanza
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 8375

    #1

    I farted on my girlie and she tried to get me back

    and pissed all over herself.... she's preggy so that might have something to do with it but now we gotta change sheets... just thought I'd share with everyone.....
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  • Fonz
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    • Aug 2003
    • 486

    #2
    guys like you shouldn't have girlfriends
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    • DirtyDanza
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 8375

      #3
      Originally posted by Fonz
      guys like you shouldn't have girlfriends

      whys that?
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      • Babagirls
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        • Feb 2001
        • 18812

        #4
        pregos can pee just by BREATHING! lol wait till after she has the kid.....she'll pee when she blinks lol




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        • DirtyDanza
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 8375

          #5
          Originally posted by Babagirls
          pregos can pee just by BREATHING! lol wait till after she has the kid.....she'll pee when she blinks lol
          yeah doc said baby is under her bladder... I have been to every apt with her... heard the heart beat and in 2 weeks we will find out if it's boy or girl
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          • MadCap
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            • Aug 2002
            • 2357

            #6




            Thats funny shit man

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            • Fonz
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 486

              #7
              Originally posted by Dirty_DS



              whys that?
              didn't mean to insult ya but you just don't fart on your girlie
              Congrats with the little one by the way
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              • kmanrox
                aka K-Man
                • Oct 2001
                • 29295

                #8
                Originally posted by Fonz

                didn't mean to insult ya but you just don't fart on your girlie
                Congrats with the little one by the way
                hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...
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                • SomeCreep
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 26118

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dirty_DS
                  and pissed all over herself.... she's preggy so that might have something to do with it but now we gotta change sheets... just thought I'd share with everyone.....

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                  • LiveDose
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 25792

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kmanrox


                    hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...

                    Well said...

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                    • HarlotCash Dyker
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                      • Sep 2003
                      • 1828

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kmanrox


                      hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...

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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LiveDose



                        Well said...
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                        • hova
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22430

                          #13
                          This would be a funny sight, I guess my girl will hit my face when I fart on her. She is very agressive I think
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                          • KraZ
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2636

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kmanrox


                            hey fonz... if he chooses to be romantic.. let him... romance is few and far between nowadays...
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                            • eskimo
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 199

                              #15
                              LOL, nice thread.
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                              • Marcus Aurelius
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                                • Apr 2003
                                • 14809

                                #16
                                I'm reminded of the movie "mallrats" for some reason.


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                                • loco12
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 638

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dirty_DS


                                  yeah doc said baby is under her bladder... I have been to every apt with her... heard the heart beat and in 2 weeks we will find out if it's boy or girl

                                  Why would you want to know if it's a boy or girl?
                                  My wife is due our first any day and the biggest suprise is finding out what sex it is when it's born. No way I would want to know before hand. Is it an American thing to know the sex before the baby is born?

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