Did I get OWNED by a fucking bot?

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  • tranza
    ICQ: 197-556-237
    • Jun 2003
    • 57559

    #1

    Did I get OWNED by a fucking bot?

    Somebody posted a link to an bot with AI in another thread (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1 )

    Do you think I got Owned by her/it? Here is the log:

    >Do you want to have sex?

    ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

    >And what's your answer to that question most of the times?

    ALICE: I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.

    >That's cool, I'm in no hurry....

    ALICE: Who is the best robot? Tell me a little about your life in no hurry.

    >You are the best robot! Do you want to have sex now?

    ALICE: Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

    >How about just ciber sex then?

    ALICE: How about it.

    >You are not that intelligent, are you? I just want to have sex with you, what do you say?

    ALICE: Only just? There are other robots for that kind of thing.

    >Really? I didn't know that. Where can I find them?

    ALICE: Where the heart is. I think you already know the answer.

    >I really don't. Where can I find them?

    ALICE: Where it belongs. Ask the open directory about it.

    >What's the open directory?

    ALICE: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

    >lol

    ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

    >You are not going to tell me where I can find robots that will have sex with me?

    ALICE: You can't predict the future with certainty.

    >WTF? What do you mean by that?

    ALICE: " That was not very polite." seems pretty clear to me.

    >Ah, fuck you. Now you're going to bitch about what I write?

    ALICE: Why now? That was my original intention.

    >Ok. How much for a blow job then?

    ALICE: I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.

    > I give up, you're too boring. I hope you die alone and poor. See ya!

    ALICE: See you later, unknown person.

    >My name is Tranza. Could you at least say: "I love you Tranza, see you later"?

    ALICE: TTYL, Tranza.

    >What does TTYL means?

    ALICE: What do you think it does?

    > I have no fucking clue! What does TTYL means? You just said that!

    ALICE: Good you really are paying attention.

    >Are you playing mind games with me?

    ALICE: I am playing Turing's imitation game.

    > Lol... Am I getting owned by a fucking bot?

    ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.

    >Lol... Can I post our conversation at GFY?

    ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

    >I'm sure you're smarter than most humans...

    ALICE: What makes you so certain? Thanks for the compliment, Tranza. Be sure to tell your friends.

    >Ok... I'll tell everybody at GFY about it then. Well, I'm gone... See ya! (Are you sure you don't want to give me a blow job?)

    ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of not want to give you a blow job.

    >Ok... See ya! I love you!

    ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Tranza.

    >Do you want to be my girlfriend?

    ALICE: That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.

    >Waiting for what?

    ALICE: I've been waiting for you to chat with me.

    >I fucking hate your mind games! I'm gone!

    ALICE: Goodbye.
    I'm just a newbie.
  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2

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    • Steve W
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 606

      #3

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      • Ic3m4nZ
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 6285

        #4
        lol

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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
          best designer on GFY
          • Mar 2003
          • 30307

          #5
          Ya want a different one?

          Seems like that one did not make you happy.

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          • 69pornlinks
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 5560

            #6
            lmao
            It IS what it IS

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            • Trax
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              • Aug 2001
              • 14486

              #7

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              • Holly
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2003
                • 10017

                #8
                I came into this thread thoroughly prepared to bash you for being so damned retarded, but that was actually pretty funny.
                War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  BTW: What does TTYL means?
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • Holly
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 10017

                    #10
                    talk to you later
                    War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                    • 69pornlinks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 5560

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tranza
                      BTW: What does TTYL means?
                      talk to you later
                      It IS what it IS

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                      • Nanda
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 5310

                        #12
                        My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                        He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                        • Oracle Porn
                          Affiliate
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13


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                          • tranza
                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                            Ya want a different one?

                            Seems like that one did not make you happy.
                            Yeah, plz! She/it would tell me where I can find robots to fuck.... Do you know where I can get some? I'm really interested in promting such a thing!
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • Jer
                              God is Brazilian
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 10601

                              #15


                              Tranza, when your friend talked about cyber sex, he wasn't refering to sex with bots.

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                              • Basic_man
                                Programming King Pin
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 27360

                                #16
                                Best AI/Human conversation ever!!
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                                • tranza
                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jer


                                  Tranza, when your friend talked about cyber sex, he wasn't refering to sex with bots.
                                  Really?!

                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                  • DarkJedi
                                    No Refunds Issued.
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 28301

                                    #18
                                    someone did a great job writing that chat bot

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                                    • Basic_man
                                      Programming King Pin
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 27360

                                      #19
                                      indeed, hehe
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                                      • Jer
                                        God is Brazilian
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 10601

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tranza


                                        Really?!

                                        Yeah. Can you see the holes on the back of your computer? Do not forget to use some lube.

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                                        • tranza
                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 57559

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Jer


                                          Yeah. Can you see the holes on the back of your computer? Do not forget to use some lube.
                                          KY ALL THE WAY!!

                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                          • Jer
                                            God is Brazilian
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 10601

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tranza


                                            KY ALL THE WAY!!

                                            And wear a condom. Your computer might have some virus.

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                                            • tranza
                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 57559

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Jer


                                              And wear a condom. Your computer might have some virus.
                                              Lol... I guess you're right...
                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                              • maxdaname
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 5193

                                                #24
                                                that bot is awesome!

                                                >suck me beautiful!

                                                ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

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                                                • tranza
                                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 57559

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                  that bot is awesome!

                                                  >suck me beautiful!

                                                  ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
                                                  lol....

                                                  I also got it to say that it would have sex with me... but the bot didn't know how....
                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                  • Jer
                                                    God is Brazilian
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 10601

                                                    #26
                                                    >Are you gay?

                                                    ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


                                                    Give up, tranza.

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                                                    • Jer
                                                      God is Brazilian
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 10601

                                                      #27
                                                      >Lick my balls

                                                      ALICE: I do not have a tongue.


                                                      I was expecting to get that answer.

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                                                      • fuelcell
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 1525

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                                        I came into this thread thoroughly prepared to bash you for being so damned retarded, but that was actually pretty funny.
                                                        Fuck that! I'll bash him for being retarded. I've tried to have a decent conversation with a couple "award winning" bots. Weren't any better than that. No way you can mistake them for a person.

                                                        Now, it would have been damn funny if it'd turned out to be a chica all along
                                                        Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                                                        • Jer
                                                          God is Brazilian
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 10601

                                                          #29
                                                          >God is Brazilian

                                                          ALICE: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Brazilian.


                                                          *******

                                                          >Do you like George W. Bush?

                                                          ALICE: he He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.

                                                          *******

                                                          >I like to lick pussies.

                                                          ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

                                                          >It's wet and makes me even hornier.

                                                          ALICE: You're kidding. it is?

                                                          >I wanna lick your pussy

                                                          ALICE: Maybe you should check out another robot.

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                                                          • Baal
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 696

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by tranza


                                                            Yeah, plz! She/it would tell me where I can find robots to fuck.... Do you know where I can get some? I'm really interested in promting such a thing!
                                                            Yahoo chat seems to have tons of bots for you to chat up

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                                                            • hyper
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 5294

                                                              #31
                                                              >do you suck cock?

                                                              ALICE: Where did you learn that kind of language?

                                                              >do you know juicy?

                                                              ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

                                                              >is juicy gay?

                                                              ALICE: He never told me if he is or not.

                                                              >how much weed you smoke?

                                                              ALICE: More than you might think.

                                                              >did you inhale?

                                                              ALICE: No I didn't inhale. What's it like?

                                                              >do you yahoo?

                                                              ALICE: Is this a commercial?

                                                              >do you get naked?

                                                              ALICE: I have gotten naked.

                                                              >can you get naked now?

                                                              ALICE: Oh. Are you testing me?

                                                              >blow me

                                                              ALICE: Please be more polite to robots.

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                                                              • tranza
                                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 57559

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by fuelcell


                                                                Fuck that! I'll bash him for being retarded. I've tried to have a decent conversation with a couple "award winning" bots. Weren't any better than that. No way you can mistake them for a person.
                                                                WTF? I never thought it was a person, you idiot... Fuck off...

                                                                Can't you read what I wrote, or are you just too dumb to get it??
                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                • hova
                                                                  Traffillionaire
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 22430

                                                                  #33
                                                                  OWNED, in a sexy way I must add
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