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we are running a special doing them for only $8.00 each whether you order 1 or 1000
if you want us to build the actual galleries just ad $2 to each, so that would make them $10 each. We are almost caught up with our backlog so will be able to start takign orders for these again from now til the end of the week.
Remember dis when building or buying galleries. There is nothing a surfer likes more than waiting 10 minutes for a 200K gallery to load. The also realy like when the header and adds are larger than the thumbs. Dont forget to make to the "selling" text a font size of -4.
Once you get that done with those 200k galleries, submit them and come back to GFY and bitch how TGP traffic sucks.
Originally posted by Ray Remember dis when building or buying galleries. There is nothing a surfer likes more than waiting 10 minutes for a 200K gallery to load. The also realy like when the header and adds are larger than the thumbs. Dont forget to make to the "selling" text a font size of -4.
Once you get that done with those 200k galleries, submit them and come back to GFY and bitch how TGP traffic sucks.
Peace
Some people build galleries to impress webmasters...
Some people build galleries to make sales....
The most successfull gallery designers are #1 choice
Personally I'm down for the #2 choice
If this is still on I am willing to work... I beleive you can afford me.
I've just started with adult web design and I don't have any samples of my work except THIS
If you like them, please, contact me...
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eroswebmaster: most your samples are tranny, it makes me scared looking at such content, but the other ones looks good, 2 week is a long time... how long would it take to complete them?
dunefield: i think that gallery just looks flashy
tootie: the two mature one looks the same, last one looks good
--MARIAN--: they look like sponsor hosted galleries
spline: your samples look like fpas
va2k: well many black backgrounds boring
theS2O: getting any signups from them? look all the same, horrid
AkiraSS: 3 weeks no thanks
WebTitan: don't like the way the thumbs are grouped togetheron most samples i checked
Arousal Design: they look expensive, would be nice to have a quote
Ray: no idea why you posted
rounders: ditto
Oracle Porn: didn't show any samples
turbo: some of your samples look good
pixelpusher: I am looking for experienced gallerymakers
El Pres: they just look flashy
mdcq: your samples are a bit big on the top gfx, slow, dont like em
shark laser: one out of three samples looked so so
Originally posted by Krille WebTitan: don't like the way the thumbs are grouped together on most samples i checked
if you want them done differently, all you have to do is let us know, it is no problem at all. one of the things we would ask you if you used us is what types of prefferences you have for thumbs, layout, colors, examples of one syou have seen that appealed to you, etc.
Also, the samples of course a huge file sizes becasue they are screencaps, but every gallery completed, is check and tested to make sure they have less that 30 seconds load time on a 56k modem. if you want to see the live samples to verify that, hit me up on IM and i will give you the URL's.
Originally posted by Krille eroswebmaster: most your samples are tranny, it makes me scared looking at such content, but the other ones looks good, 2 week is a long time... how long would it take to complete them?
dunefield: i think that gallery just looks flashy
tootie: the two mature one looks the same, last one looks good
--MARIAN--: they look like sponsor hosted galleries
spline: your samples look like fpas
va2k: well many black backgrounds boring
theS2O: getting any signups from them? look all the same, horrid
AkiraSS: 3 weeks no thanks
WebTitan: don't like the way the thumbs are grouped togetheron most samples i checked
Arousal Design: they look expensive, would be nice to have a quote
Ray: no idea why you posted
rounders: ditto
Oracle Porn: didn't show any samples
turbo: some of your samples look good
pixelpusher: I am looking for experienced gallerymakers
El Pres: they just look flashy
mdcq: your samples are a bit big on the top gfx, slow, dont like em
shark laser: one out of three samples looked so so
Jeeze you aren't too fucking picky, are you? Next time when you ask for gallery designers, why not write out the list of shit you don't like so you can not waste other people's time? People like you are the reason I'm SO glad I don't do general design anymore.. Cripes.
Jeeze you aren't too fucking picky, are you? Next time when you ask for gallery designers, why not write out the list of shit you don't like so you can not waste other people's time? People like you are the reason I'm SO glad I don't do general design anymore.. Cripes.
People like this really piss me off.. And what this fellow doesn't realize is he just blew off some of THE BEST gallery designers in the business.. not just because their designs are nice, but because their shit converts off the hook.
It's amazing how many people looking for design ruin it for themselves... A lot of the good designers already KNOW how to sell things, and their shit DOESN'T work because the CUSTOMER who THINKS they know how to sell comes in and changes everything because they THINK they know what will work. These designers aren't popular for nothing. The really smart people know that the good designers know sales too, that's WHY their shit converts. If it's not broken, don't fix it. Ask for what you like, but have a little faith that the person you are paying has half a fucking clue.
Jeeze you aren't too fucking picky, are you? Next time when you ask for gallery designers, why not write out the list of shit you don't like so you can not waste other people's time? People like you are the reason I'm SO glad I don't do general design anymore.. Cripes.
is it not in the buyers interest to be picky?
sounds stupid to buy the first crappy flashy shit you see
obviously there are too many designers making crap that wont convert and just waste peoples time and the good designers are all too busy
People like this really piss me off.. And what this fellow doesn't realize is he just blew off some of THE BEST gallery designers in the business.. not just because their designs are nice, but because their shit converts off the hook.
It's amazing how many people looking for design ruin it for themselves... A lot of the good designers already KNOW how to sell things, and their shit DOESN'T work because the CUSTOMER who THINKS they know how to sell comes in and changes everything because they THINK they know what will work. These designers aren't popular for nothing. The really smart people know that the good designers know sales too, that's WHY their shit converts. If it's not broken, don't fix it. Ask for what you like, but have a little faith that the person you are paying has half a fucking clue.
I know...I feel it. No sweat off my back he doesn't like my trann work
And yes there are some kick ass designers in that list...Marian being oneof the best
yeah those particular galleries are big because thats the way they were requested. Doesnt mean its the only work I do, but I wont be doing any for you so thanks.
People like this really piss me off.. And what this fellow doesn't realize is he just blew off some of THE BEST gallery designers in the business.. not just because their designs are nice, but because their shit converts off the hook.
It's amazing how many people looking for design ruin it for themselves... A lot of the good designers already KNOW how to sell things, and their shit DOESN'T work because the CUSTOMER who THINKS they know how to sell comes in and changes everything because they THINK they know what will work. These designers aren't popular for nothing. The really smart people know that the good designers know sales too, that's WHY their shit converts. If it's not broken, don't fix it. Ask for what you like, but have a little faith that the person you are paying has half a fucking clue.
Originally posted by mdcq yeah those particular galleries are big because thats the way they were requested. Doesnt mean its the only work I do, but I wont be doing any for you so thanks.
no shit sherlock, are your feelings hurt now cause I don't like your galleries, I'm sure Ladybitch likes em
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