Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

**cluck** · 02-21-2004, 09:20 AM

You wanna work for a company and I can make a virus to skim off percentages of pennies to a private bank account?

**greentea** · 02-21-2004, 09:23 AM

Who the fuck is this? pagin me at 5:46 in the mornin crack a dawnin now I'm yawnin, wipe the cold out my eye see who's this pagin me and why..

**corvette** · 02-21-2004, 09:26 AM

Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like 98 instead of 1998? Uh... so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh... I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

**quiet** · 02-21-2004, 09:27 AM

so good

**corvette** · 02-21-2004, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by quiet
so good

m'kay

**Fletch XXX** · 02-21-2004, 09:30 AM

thats one dvd i never picked up.

hahah

good one too

**xdcdave** · 02-21-2004, 09:33 AM

That is my absolute favorite movie...
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.... I'm going to burn the building down.....

**smack** · 02-21-2004, 09:35 AM

yeah if you could just go ahead and move your desk back father so we can cram some more boxes in your cubicle...

**greentea** · 02-21-2004, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Digipimp
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
Cuz when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Cheers gangstas

**Sp1nal** · 02-21-2004, 09:58 AM

lol..Get back to work.

**Donny** · 02-21-2004, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by corvett
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like 98 instead of 1998? Uh... so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh... I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

How many people here DO NOT own that movie? It is SO DAMN FUNNY!

On another note, who does the song that started this thread?

**corvette** · 02-21-2004, 10:14 AM

Geto Boys

**On-top** · 02-21-2004, 10:49 AM

That is hilarious...and that song fits with it just right.

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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