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A man walks into a bar and sees a fine looking woman. He steps over to her and says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."
She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."
He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."
She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my boyfriend kill you."
"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your hahahaha."
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.
He yells, "I'll kill him!"
She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my hahahaha, and drink from me!"
Her boyfriend stops and says "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."
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