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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Post your best pickup lines here.

    Post em.
  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75733

    #2
    Need help getting laid? I'm sure GFY is the perfect place to find help.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY

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    • Alltopnotch
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 2845

      #3
      "whassup baby you gonna let me beat or what???"
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      • Donny
        As you wish...
        • May 2002
        • 13754

        #4
        "Do you wanna get drunk and fuck or do you not drink?"

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        • mookienow
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 987

          #5
          Nice shoes...

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          • phatzane®
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 1592

            #6
            hey baby, the name's juicy...


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            • Paraskass
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 5829

              #7
              Me:

              "Excuse me, your boyfriend is looking for you."

              Her:

              "I don't have a boyfriend"

              Me:

              "Oh, sorry, some guy told me he was looking for the most beautiful girl in the bar."

              Go on from here


              If she first replies "Oh yeah, where is he?" , point in a direction and casually walk away.

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              • juicylinks
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by RocHard
                Need help getting laid? I'm sure GFY is the perfect place to find help.

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                • Rob
                  I'm a great bowler.
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 13310

                  #9
                  Can I wear your ass as a hat?

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                  • TheLegacy
                    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 18127

                    #10
                    you'll do

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                    • sickkittens
                      I am a meat popsicle.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25100

                      #11
                      I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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                      • The Bootyologist
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2912

                        #12
                        have you got some money for me?

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                        • sickkittens
                          I am a meat popsicle.
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 25100

                          #13
                          Do you take it up the ass?

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                          • RightHandMan
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1694

                            #14
                            If you and I were Squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole???

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                            • GiantGnome
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4344

                              #15
                              I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?



                              Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for


                              You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..


                              Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."


                              I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..


                              What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
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                              • mookienow
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 987

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                you'll do
                                Last time I used that I got denied.

                                It was like
                                "Do you think I'm pretty?"
                                "You'll do"

                                Least she cant call me a lier.

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                                • Xster
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 577

                                  #17
                                  Well I ussually just walk up and say hi. IF they seem like they arent interested all you have to do is say this...... (look disspointed in HER) and say... "Your not snobby are you?".... Chicks DO NOT want to be called or to be thought as a snob! Everytime i say this they go.."No not at all". They will emmediately act kind and willing to talk to you. TRY IT

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                                  • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 7566

                                    #18
                                    Mine is.....

                                    Would you like to join my hubby and I in a 3some
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                                    • RightHandMan
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 1694

                                      #19
                                      Take your finger, touch it to her crotch, then sniff/taste your finger....then say...

                                      "you taste familiar....have we met?"

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                                      • TheLegacy
                                        SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 18127

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mookienow
                                        Last time I used that I got denied.

                                        It was like
                                        "Do you think I'm pretty?"
                                        "You'll do"

                                        Least she cant call me a lier.
                                        yes, but keep in mind we are talking about juicy here...

                                        he can simply walk into a bar - look at a girl and use the best pick up line that everyman wants to use


                                        ......... You'll Do

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                                        • RightHandMan
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 1694

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Xster
                                          Well I ussually just walk up and say hi. IF they seem like they arent interested all you have to do is say this...... (look disspointed in HER) and say... "Your not snobby are you?".... Chicks DO NOT want to be called or to be thought as a snob! Everytime i say this they go.."No not at all". They will emmediately act kind and willing to talk to you. TRY IT
                                          This is known as a "neg-hit"...

                                          same as...I like your nails....are they fake?

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                                          • MattO
                                            The O is for Oohhh
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 10861

                                            #22
                                            "Baby, if beer tasted as good as you look, my kidneys would explode."


                                            "Don't worry, your good looks don't intimidate me."


                                            "I'll do you a double anal all by myself"

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                                            • CDSmith
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RightHandMan
                                              This is known as a "neg-hit"...

                                              same as...I like your nails....are they fake?
                                              Or "God you've got a terrific ass! Did you have much trouble fitting it through the door of the bar??"



                                              Now that's a neg-hit. :D
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                                              • Xster
                                                Registered User
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 577

                                                #24
                                                If your with a friend and see a girl youd like to pick up walking towards you say.. "WOW Look at those graphics! It looks better than my Xbox". They are gaurenteed to laugh histerically. Who ever says shit like that. Your a fucking original master using that line.

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                                                • Xster
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 577

                                                  #25
                                                  Hey babe, I heard you liked animals. So do you wanna kiss my bunny between the ears? ::then you pull out your pockets so it's like ears."

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                                                  • Xster
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 577

                                                    #26
                                                    you must be good with computers, because youre giving me a hard drive

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                                                    • Babagirls
                                                      Text Writer
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 18812

                                                      #27
                                                      MAN: Do you wanna dance?

                                                      CHICK: no!

                                                      MAN: No, i said you look FAT in those PANTS!

                                                      *walk away*





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                                                      • DWB
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 31779

                                                        #28
                                                        Your not a cop are you?

                                                        Good... How much for a blow job?

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                                                        • KRL
                                                          Entrepreneur
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 31429

                                                          #29
                                                          I think pickup lines are tacky, but here are some funny ones I found.


                                                          Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

                                                          Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

                                                          Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

                                                          The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

                                                          Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

                                                          Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

                                                          Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

                                                          Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

                                                          love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

                                                          Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
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                                                          • sexeducation
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 7315

                                                            #30
                                                            I know milk does a body good...
                                                            BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK ???

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                                                            • spamofon
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 2999

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Xster
                                                              you must be good with computers, because youre giving me a hard drive

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                                                              • KittyLix
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 2036

                                                                #32

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                                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                                  aspiring banker
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 10870

                                                                  #33
                                                                  see one cute chick walking down the street. walk up, ask where the nearest coffee shop is and when she tells you, ask her to join you for some coffee.

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                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 58202

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Xster
                                                                    you must be good with computers, because youre giving me a hard drive

                                                                    omg haha, nice one lol!


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                                                                    • IamGUIDO
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 73

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by RightHandMan
                                                                      If you and I were Squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole???
                                                                      Classic....
                                                                      Suck my massive throbbing Cock....

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                                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 41470

                                                                        #36
                                                                        tell every women you meet when married - I'd leave my wife for you - then leave your wife and call them up and ask for a date - you'll sleep with every one.
                                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                        • MandyD
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 477

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Avoid the 'I've seen you in my dreams' line - I copped that twice last week
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                                                                          • jewcash
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Sep 2004
                                                                            • 1571

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                            Post em.

                                                                            Juicy i need some phone sex can you call me

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                                                                            • Holly
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10017

                                                                              #39
                                                                              This whole thread is the reason I hate going to bars.
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                                                                              • robfantasy
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 6445

                                                                                #40
                                                                                hey baby i am a talent scout for playboy and we are doing a talent search at this bar/club tonite...... interested?
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                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 22872

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by KRL

                                                                                  Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

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                                                                                  • reynold
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 51271

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    great power ...comes a great responsibility... my favorite line from the movie" Superman"

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                                                                                    • skinnay
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 2274

                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • XPays
                                                                                        Team Player
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 13002

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        do you like the flintstones?


                                                                                        because i'll make your bed rock
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                                                                                        • steve90
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 2397

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          hi um uh hi my name is mm ok ill just leave

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                                                                                          • DavieVegas
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                                            • 6117

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            got dick wanna fuck?
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                                                                                            • Satisfaction
                                                                                              WootWootCash.com
                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 10900

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              hey, what time you finishing work today?


                                                                                              repeat on several days and it works like a charm...

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                                                                                              • oberheimer
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 791

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Why use a pickup line girls don't like that, they want you to be fun and natural not with some stupid pickup line

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                                                                                                • PenisFace
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 3774

                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • adamneve
                                                                                                    LIVING LA VITA LOCA
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 13333

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by XPays
                                                                                                    do you like the flintstones?


                                                                                                    because i'll make your bed rock
                                                                                                    i like this one
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