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02-20-2004, 07:32 PM

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I think i was 18 at the time , first year in college. ME and my friend signed up for this medical study for heartburn to make some easy bucks. We were supposed to show up at 8 am on a sat, the night before we got home late and such....

So they put us in groups and such and this hottie was our gruosp coordinator. Long story short. She asked me if i was available and such ,, i thought she wanted me but she said she had a sister and bla bla bla and i got her sisters number. So i call her after the study and she wanted to do a double date with her friedn and her b/f. Keep in mind i was ready to conk out but I struggled to stay awake in order to get some.

So we end up seeing a movie.. guess what? 10 min into the movie i fell asleep and didnt wake up till the closing credits..

Needless to say she never returned my phone calls after that.
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02-20-2004, 07:35 PM

i think you may need to define "date" for some of us. it is a friday night and we are reading your thread on GFY.

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02-20-2004, 07:37 PM

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i think you may need to define "date" for some of us. it is a friday night and we are reading your thread on GFY.

Dude I will be 28 soon. I dont know how old you r but when i was 19-24 I was going out left and right and such. Now the older i get the less i got out and shit... different prioirities at the moment
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02-20-2004, 07:51 PM

well there was this one time i decided to go out with a fattie and see how much gross shit i could do and still get laid...started out good, we went to mcdonalds and while she was ordering a #1 i ripped a giant elephant fart complimented with a squirt and a squeege...after everyone in the store looked at me, i looked at an old couple that was staring, and said oh fuck you walter, im still batting .500! so then we went to the spongebob movie, and at the concession stand in front of everyone i said, the monster will have a garbage can full of popcorn and some pepsi intraveineously...after humiliating her we went and found a seat, and so i told her i had to go to the bathroom when in reality i left the theatre and went to a friends house...i called her cell phone three hours later and told her i was arrested and needed her to get me $600 to bail me out...the dumb bitch did it...she called me back and said i was an asshole because i wasnt there...so i called the police station she was at and told them she was a junky prostitute and asked them to put her on suicide watch...well i dont know what happened after that, except that i put a dead pigeon in her car and prank call her house pretending to sell atkins' book.

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02-20-2004, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick
well there was this one time i decided to go out with a fattie and see how much gross shit i could do and still get laid...started out good, we went to mcdonalds and while she was ordering a #1 i ripped a giant elephant fart complimented with a squirt and a squeege...after everyone in the store looked at me, i looked at an old couple that was staring, and said oh fuck you walter, im still batting .500! so then we went to the spongebob movie, and at the concession stand in front of everyone i said, the monster will have a garbage can full of popcorn and some pepsi intraveineously...after humiliating her we went and found a seat, and so i told her i had to go to the bathroom when in reality i left the theatre and went to a friends house...i called her cell phone three hours later and told her i was arrested and needed her to get me $600 to bail me out...the dumb bitch did it...she called me back and said i was an asshole because i wasnt there...so i called the police station she was at and told them she was a junky prostitute and asked them to put her on suicide watch...well i dont know what happened after that, except that i put a dead pigeon in her car and prank call her house pretending to sell atkins' book.

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02-20-2004, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks

Dude I will be 28 soon.

tanning and skid row has really ravaged you

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02-20-2004, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick
well there was this one time i decided to go out with a fattie and see how much gross shit i could do and still get laid...started out good, we went to mcdonalds and while she was ordering a #1 i ripped a giant elephant fart complimented with a squirt and a squeege...after everyone in the store looked at me, i looked at an old couple that was staring, and said oh fuck you walter, im still batting .500! so then we went to the spongebob movie, and at the concession stand in front of everyone i said, the monster will have a garbage can full of popcorn and some pepsi intraveineously...after humiliating her we went and found a seat, and so i told her i had to go to the bathroom when in reality i left the theatre and went to a friends house...i called her cell phone three hours later and told her i was arrested and needed her to get me $600 to bail me out...the dumb bitch did it...she called me back and said i was an asshole because i wasnt there...so i called the police station she was at and told them she was a junky prostitute and asked them to put her on suicide watch...well i dont know what happened after that, except that i put a dead pigeon in her car and prank call her house pretending to sell atkins' book.

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02-20-2004, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by Trixxxia

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02-20-2004, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick
well there was this one time i decided to go out with a fattie and see how much gross shit i could do and still get laid...started out good, we went to mcdonalds and while she was ordering a #1 i ripped a giant elephant fart complimented with a squirt and a squeege...after everyone in the store looked at me, i looked at an old couple that was staring, and said oh fuck you walter, im still batting .500! so then we went to the spongebob movie, and at the concession stand in front of everyone i said, the monster will have a garbage can full of popcorn and some pepsi intraveineously...after humiliating her we went and found a seat, and so i told her i had to go to the bathroom when in reality i left the theatre and went to a friends house...i called her cell phone three hours later and told her i was arrested and needed her to get me $600 to bail me out...the dumb bitch did it...she called me back and said i was an asshole because i wasnt there...so i called the police station she was at and told them she was a junky prostitute and asked them to put her on suicide watch...well i dont know what happened after that, except that i put a dead pigeon in her car and prank call her house pretending to sell atkins' book.

And than you woke up by the sounds of your mother yelling "Idiot! Wake up you need to go to school! I made you launch!"
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02-20-2004, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by Trixxxia

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I sense you're a hefty girl...I can tell it was a struggle for you to reach over your FUP, poke the keys with your hot dog fingers, and giggle without jiggling a mango sized bowl movement down your leg. I have one question for you...where did you hide the sun?

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02-20-2004, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks

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02-20-2004, 08:18 PM

Hefty, nahhhhh HUGE - hot dog fingers......hell no, quite nice actually - giggle, at what? your stupidity? It may have been your sense of humour, but that doesn't take away the fact that you're a dickhead. She should have body slammed you flat to your face the moment your cheap ass took her to McDonald's.

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02-20-2004, 08:22 PM

Let me tell you a real bad date:
A friend set me up on a blind date (fucker had tricked me) I met this girl for drinks and she was ugly and chunky. 20-30 minutes later 2 girls sit down beside us and my date said she had invited some of her friends.
Well the 2 other girls looked damn fine and I was stuck with the ugly one.
As I got a little drunk I was hitting on the hot girls and totally ignoring the ugly one, and the 3 of them were getting pissed off at this point.
After a few more drinks I hit the bathroom and when coming out I see my dates friend in the hallway heading towards the bathroom. Horny as hell cause this girl looked perfect, I kissed her and start telling her how hot her body looks and that I was hard.
Next thing I remember is her kneeing me in the nuts and when I get back to the table all 3 girls are gone and I'm left with the bill.

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02-20-2004, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick
well there was this one time i decided to go out with a fattie and see how much gross shit i could do and still get laid...started out good, we went to mcdonalds and while she was ordering a #1 i ripped a giant elephant fart complimented with a squirt and a squeege...after everyone in the store looked at me, i looked at an old couple that was staring, and said oh fuck you walter, im still batting .500! so then we went to the spongebob movie, and at the concession stand in front of everyone i said, the monster will have a garbage can full of popcorn and some pepsi intraveineously...after humiliating her we went and found a seat, and so i told her i had to go to the bathroom when in reality i left the theatre and went to a friends house...i called her cell phone three hours later and told her i was arrested and needed her to get me $600 to bail me out...the dumb bitch did it...she called me back and said i was an asshole because i wasnt there...so i called the police station she was at and told them she was a junky prostitute and asked them to put her on suicide watch...well i dont know what happened after that, except that i put a dead pigeon in her car and prank call her house pretending to sell atkins' book.
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02-20-2004, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Hefty, nahhhhh HUGE - hot dog fingers......hell no, quite nice actually - giggle, at what? your stupidity? It may have been your sense of humour, but that doesn't take away the fact that you're a dickhead. She should have body slammed you flat to your face the moment your cheap ass took her to McDonald's.

What! I took that dinosaur to the nicest McDonald's in town! It had a huge playland for her and everything! If you're not a dumptruck of fat and hamburgers then why are you so upset? But seriously if you are fat, give my your phone number ;)

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02-20-2004, 08:29 PM

Lets hear some other bad dates

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02-20-2004, 08:30 PM

Damn, reading all your trade on GFY mean reading the book of your life !

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02-20-2004, 08:34 PM

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Are you fattie #2? Is that wheelbarrow you have to ride around in uncomfortable?

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02-20-2004, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick

What! I took that dinosaur to the nicest McDonald's in town! It had a huge playland for her and everything! If you're not a dumptruck of fat and hamburgers then why are you so upset? But seriously if you are fat, give my your phone number ;)

Actually, I am who I am - and to my family and the people who love me, I'm worth my weight in gold. I'm big, but that's not the reason it pissed me off. Treating someone like shit - because they are not the 'norm' is why. If they were gay, black, asian or whatever, I think it's just as bad. What does it cost to be nice to someone else? If it doesn't float your boat, why the hell bother in the first place? Makes you the class clown - peer pressure - need to be 'cool' for your friends? Why be cruel to someone that hasn't done anything to you personally to deserve it?

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02-20-2004, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by milhouse_dick

Are you fattie #2? Is that wheelbarrow you have to ride around in uncomfortable?

Actually Dicky - I'm not going stoop any lower in order for you to raise your post count. I must commend you for choosing your name right, at least.

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02-20-2004, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by Trixxxia

Ahh come on cankles I'm just joking with ya! Lighten up (literally)!

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02-20-2004, 08:48 PM

Trixxxia - thats are really weird TGP you have. How is the traffic?

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02-20-2004, 08:50 PM

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Trixxxia - thats are really weird TGP you have. How is the traffic?

Both or which one? Traffic is decent considering it's only search engine & bookmarkers.

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02-20-2004, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by m00d
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hey now Skid Row was kinda cool with that "Youth Gone Wild" song....

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02-20-2004, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Trixxxia

Actually, I am who I am - and to my family and the people who love me, I'm worth my weight in gold. I'm big, but that's not the reason it pissed me off. Treating someone like shit - because they are not the 'norm' is why. If they were gay, black, asian or whatever, I think it's just as bad. What does it cost to be nice to someone else? If it doesn't float your boat, why the hell bother in the first place? Makes you the class clown - peer pressure - need to be 'cool' for your friends? Why be cruel to someone that hasn't done anything to you personally to deserve it?

Ya, ya and everyone tells you, you're "special"...I didn't treat her like shit, she got a lot of free food, got to see a free movie, and got a lot of much needed excercise (getting in and out her car)...I was just trying to save her from having heart disease (and from nipping at my fingers with her horse teeth). And you know what...I was nice enough to let her damage the shocks and struts on my truck by hauling her around (should have hooked up the 5th wheel trailer) and bringing her on our date! Believe me, since you know what the fat community has to offer, even you would have joined the villagers and burned her at the stake if you saw her. Just imagine a 400 pound snail with FAS...thats how bad that creaton was!

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02-20-2004, 09:00 PM

Worst date ever in high school.

Took a girl out to dinner and a movie. We had a really nice time but when I get to school monday Morning she had told everyone that driving home that night I kept hitting the little reflectors in the middle of the road and it irritated her... bitch

It worked out though. I ran into her a few years ago and found out she had a child and was working on her second divorce. She asked if I wanted to get togther sometime.

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