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Lightspeed Olympics at Phoenix Forum

02-20-2004, 12:30 PM

Start training today for the 1st Annual Lightspeed Olympics at the 2004 Phoenix Forum!

Lightspeedcash is sponsoring two days of crazy events, including:

April 2nd, 2004
Mechanical Bull
Bungee Run
Inflatable Jousting
Dunk Tank (soak the Lightspeed Girls)

April 3rd, 2004
Velcro Wall
Auto Belay Rock Wall
Sumo Wrestling
Belly-flop contest

Anyone wanna start placing bets now?

And don't forget to bring your cameras for our live photoshoot on Saturday night, "LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"!

Come to the 2004 Phoenix Forum!
http://www.thephoenixforum.com

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02-20-2004, 12:34 PM

I wanna be a contestant!!!

Sounds great!
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02-20-2004, 12:37 PM

Sounds like you are going all out Steve !! Excellent Idea, I will be there

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02-20-2004, 12:38 PM

I will be there...watching.

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02-20-2004, 12:39 PM

Steve, go ahead and engrave the gold metal with my name now.
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02-20-2004, 12:39 PM

I think Ill watch also
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02-20-2004, 12:40 PM

oh i want in...mechanincal bull?

that sounds like a blast

this is an awesome idea it willbe just like that show

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02-20-2004, 12:45 PM

whoa, that sounds like fun

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02-20-2004, 12:47 PM

Get the announcers from Most Xtreme Elimination, and I'm there!
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02-20-2004, 12:55 PM

I want to do the mechanical bull, hook me up Steve.........

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02-20-2004, 01:02 PM

Make sure you bring the disclaimers, Steve

Although I think the Sumo Wrestling would be hilarious!!

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02-20-2004, 01:04 PM

This would be an opportune moment for some pics.
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02-20-2004, 01:05 PM

Sumo Wrestling

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02-20-2004, 01:06 PM

Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:

Mouse Clicking
Power Sleeping
Stats Checking
Freestyle Reclining
Smoking
Break Taking

You'll need stuff like that to get anyone's interest.
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02-20-2004, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by twistyneck
Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:

Mouse Clicking
Power Sleeping
Stats Checking
Freestyle Reclining
Smoking
Break Taking

You'll need stuff like that to get anyone's interest.

Yeah, let's not forget:

Jumping to conclusions
Stabbing competitors in the back
Looking over your shoulder
Running with a half-baked idea

and of course

Flying off the deep end

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02-20-2004, 01:20 PM

You can have the Olympics...this is what I am interested in...

"LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"

I will be there for that ...
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02-20-2004, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Yeah, let's not forget:

Jumping to conclusions
Stabbing competitors in the back
Looking over your shoulder
Running with a half-baked idea

and of course

Flying off the deep end

Damn right! Now those are real webmaster sports!
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02-20-2004, 01:22 PM

I am all about the velcro wall and the bungee
run!!
Oh and the mechanical bull....yee-haw!
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02-20-2004, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by twistyneck
Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:
Stats Checking

how quickly can one webmaster hit refresh enough times to send 1 reporting server to 100% load capacity?

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02-20-2004, 01:27 PM

Fucking looks like fun! When is the Phoenix Forum?

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02-20-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by corvett

how quickly can one webmaster hit refresh enough times to send 1 reporting server to 100% load capacity?

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02-20-2004, 01:29 PM

This reminded me of an old post I wrote last summer:

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Let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like:

on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag"

on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts and disappear without a trace"

on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money"

legal briefs: "Babenet, we all knew it was a scam, but who cared?"

on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a fast buck"

VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think"

Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck webmasters too"

newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you"

And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!"

I could go on, this shit writes itself...

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02-20-2004, 01:34 PM

HAHAHAH NICE!!!!
I am thinking of Bringing my chick with me to this show!!
but I am afraid of what to do with her when I turn into the typical wiseman made!!

If one of you fuckers treated her like meat I would beat you to a pulp!
So I am just not real sure!

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02-20-2004, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by NatNetMatt
You can have the Olympics...this is what I am interested in...

"LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"

I will be there for that ...

On or Off the trampoline Matt ??

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02-20-2004, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Start training today for the 1st Annual Lightspeed Olympics at the 2004 Phoenix Forum!

And don't forget to bring your cameras for our live photoshoot on Saturday night, "LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"!

Come to the 2004 Phoenix Forum!
http://www.thephoenixforum.com

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02-20-2004, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Bigjohn

Where's the official sign up form to BE a Trampoline!

Hey Bigjohn, call me --- haven't heard from you in ages.

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02-20-2004, 01:53 PM

Nice Idea LightSpeed!

Can't wait to win ;)

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02-20-2004, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Allison
Nice Idea LightSpeed!

Can't wait to win ;)

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Ok Allison, how about we sumo wrestle -- and whoever loses has to do 3 minutes on the trampoline in Lightspeed tanktop and panties?

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02-20-2004, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Ok Allison, how about we sumo wrestle -- and whoever loses has to do 3 minutes on the trampoline in Lightspeed tanktop and panties?

Hmmmmmm.. How about the bull-riding competition rather then sumo wrestling and if you lose you jump around in TopBucks panties and if I lose, you jump around in Lightspeed panties?

Sound good?

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02-20-2004, 02:09 PM

seriously, i fear for the poor fuckers that go up against me... owned. that bull is my bitch.

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02-20-2004, 02:19 PM

I'm really looking forward to these events -- I think this might even be more fun that our paintball wars of the last two years (and hopefully no one will leave with bloody welts this time).

We are trying make something fun to participate in AND fun to watch. Everyone is gonna need some cheerleaders in the crowd!

I can't wait to watch the sumo heavyweight matchup between Sleazydream and Scooter

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02-20-2004, 02:26 PM

AWESOME!
But, I spent several years on the professional velcro wall circuit. Does my loss of amateur status disqualify me?

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02-20-2004, 02:26 PM

Sleazydream - Lets get it on !!

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02-20-2004, 02:28 PM

Oh I am so in for this one. Put me down for all the events. I will put on a show

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02-20-2004, 02:31 PM

lmfao, sounds like fun!

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02-20-2004, 02:39 PM

Did you say belly flop contest???? I am in

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02-20-2004, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm really looking forward to these events -- I think this might even be more fun that our paintball wars of the last two years (and hopefully no one will leave with bloody welts this time).

We are trying make something fun to participate in AND fun to watch. Everyone is gonna need some cheerleaders in the crowd!

I can't wait to watch the sumo heavyweight matchup between Sleazydream and Scooter

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02-20-2004, 03:03 PM

Looks great!!!!!

I am def looking fwd to the forum Its my favourite.

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02-20-2004, 03:04 PM

We'll see ya in Phoenix Steve.

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02-20-2004, 03:11 PM

I wanna be in the dunk tank!

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02-20-2004, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Zebra
I wanna be in the dunk tank!

you mean drunk tank?
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02-20-2004, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Yeah, let's not forget:

Jumping to conclusions
Running with a half-baked idea

Flying off the deep end

i excel at hese three things..im a shoe in to win

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02-20-2004, 03:32 PM

in affiliation with the special olympics ?
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02-20-2004, 03:33 PM

Sounds like a blast I wanna play!

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02-20-2004, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by scooter
Sumo Wrestling

Not fair. Do we get a handicap if we're paired up with you?

 
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02-20-2004, 03:46 PM

hehehe thats awesome...
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02-20-2004, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by rocki

you mean drunk tank?

No, that comes at night. The dunk tank is during the day silly!

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02-20-2004, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by VSBallina
I want to do the mechanical bull, hook me up Steve.........

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02-20-2004, 05:37 PM

I wanna summo wrestle Aaron M.!!!

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02-20-2004, 08:46 PM

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