How does putting a carrot in my ass make me gay?

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    How does putting a carrot in my ass make me gay?

    that is where the male G SPOT is, i suggest you try it,

    how does that make me gay? i am just pleasuring myself,

    i even carve the tip most of the time to shape it like a penis head, i am getting off AND getting good at my carving skills at the same time.

    i am 100% straight, it DOES NOT make me gay.
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    • Lace
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2004
      • 16116
      #2
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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          Originally posted by Lace

          i suggest putting on a condom on the carrot first!

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            • marketsmart
              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
              • Dec 2004
              • 20419
              #4
              a cucumber yes, a carrot, NO.... btw make sure you peel the carrot, lots of germs on the skin...

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682
                  #5
                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                  a cucumber yes, a carrot, NO.... btw make sure you peel the carrot, lots of germs on the skin...

                  see post above...

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                    • dissipate
                      The Dirty Frenchman
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 8904
                      #6
                      You're still 100% straight... it's your carrot. Kinda like putting peanut butter on your dick and letting your dog lick it off... cause its your dog.

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