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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    NOT So Very Important Message

    Warning Signs Your Teen Is Masturbating:
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  • Slick
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 7338

    #2
    Ha ha ha, that's actually pretty funny, especially since there's signs that my near 12 year old son is whacking it, ha ha ha.

    It's funny because my wife is finding my FHM mags up in his room, her old "Buns Of Steel" video, and other things. He must be desperate for visuals though because he even had one of my wifey's stocking wrappers in his room, it just had a small picture of a woman's legs wearing stockings, nothing else. I guess he'll be like his dad, a stocking lover, ha ha ha.

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    • eroswebmaster
      March 1st, 2003
      • Jul 2001
      • 20295

      #3
      Originally posted by Slick
      Ha ha ha, that's actually pretty funny, especially since there's signs that my near 12 year old son is whacking it, ha ha ha.

      It's funny because my wife is finding my FHM mags up in his room, her old "Buns Of Steel" video, and other things. He must be desperate for visuals though because he even had one of my wifey's stocking wrappers in his room, it just had a small picture of a woman's legs wearing stockings, nothing else. I guess he'll be like his dad, a stocking lover, ha ha ha.
      I used to whack off to the sears bra and panty section
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      • Steve W
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 606

        #4
        Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family prayer meeting and underwear check!



        EVIL.

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        • stocktrader23
          Let's do some business.
          • Jan 2003
          • 18781

          #5
          Originally posted by eroswebmaster


          I used to whack off to the sears bra and panty section
          Victorias Secrets. Just as good as Playboy.


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          "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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          • IPK
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 4209

            #6
            LOLLOLOLOLLO111!!!L!O1lLOO!L!!!!!!!!!!!!LllOOOOOO
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            • eroswebmaster
              March 1st, 2003
              • Jul 2001
              • 20295

              #7
              Originally posted by stocktrader23


              Victorias Secrets. Just as good as Playboy.
              We didn't have Victoria Secret when I was a kid.
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              • stocktrader23
                Let's do some business.
                • Jan 2003
                • 18781

                #8
                Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                We didn't have Victoria Secret when I was a kid.
                I forgot the best one.

                http://www.fredericks.com/Default.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1

                Still some nice material.


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                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                • quiet
                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 25115

                  #9
                  sears catalog, and some 70's era playboys (my dad's old collection).

                  good times
                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                  • KraZ
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 2636

                    #10
                    IDEALISM:Does your teenager have Liberal or otherwise idealistic political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by self-abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies.
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                    • stocktrader23
                      Let's do some business.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 18781

                      #11
                      Originally posted by stocktrader23


                      I forgot the best one.

                      http://www.fredericks.com/Default.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1

                      Still some nice material.

                      <img src="http://www.fredericks.com/images/4/41641_86_lrg_a_3200.jpg">


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                      "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                      • eroswebmaster
                        March 1st, 2003
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 20295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by stocktrader23



                        <img src="http://www.fredericks.com/images/4/41641_86_lrg_a_3200.jpg">


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                        • stocktrader23
                          Let's do some business.
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 18781

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KraZ


                          Is this a fucking JOKE???
                          Boy you're a modern day fucking Sherlock Holmes!!!


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                          "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                          • eroswebmaster
                            March 1st, 2003
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 20295

                            #14
                            Originally posted by stocktrader23


                            Boy you're a modern da!!!y fucking Sherlock Holmes!!!
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                            • KraZ
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 2636

                              #15
                              Originally posted by stocktrader23


                              Boy you're a modern day fucking Sherlock Holmes!!!
                              I knew it was a joke ... tried to be funny... didn't work!
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                              • stocktrader23
                                Let's do some business.
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 18781

                                #16
                                Originally posted by KraZ


                                I knew it was a joke ... tried to be funny... didn't work!
                                I'm laughing.


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                                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                • WankTank
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 595

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                  Victorias Secrets. Just as good as Playboy.
                                  Amen, brother.

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                                  • Ash@phpFX
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 4292

                                    #18
                                    its amazing that people actually go to the time and effort to make shit like that

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                                    • Ironhorse
                                      Pixel Pusher
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 7094

                                      #19
                                      Wow. I am stunned. I can't believe this is printed on an official government website.

                                      Quote: "It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating!"

                                      WTF has happened here? What's next, the Inquisition?
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                                      • Head
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8278

                                        #20
                                        I started wanking when i was 10

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                                        • Ironhorse
                                          Pixel Pusher
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 7094

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                          Wow. I am stunned. I can't believe this is printed on an official government website.

                                          Quote: "It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there masturbating!"

                                          WTF has happened here? What's next, the Inquisition?
                                          Hah, it's a joke and it's on me
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                                          • myjah
                                            Back in the harbor
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 11482

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Head
                                            I started wanking when i was 10
                                            i was gonna say that I think kids start about that age if not earlier nowadays. And I for one think they should all have bedroom doors with locks on them cause I don't want to ever walk in and see that
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