Why do I always get caught...farting?!

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  • RoUgH AiR
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 366
    #1

    Why do I always get caught...farting?!

    Fuck man!! My secretary always walks into my office when I just finished dropping ass...all the time, everytime!!!

    What gives. Does she like the 'stank' ??? I can't stand my own fumes.

    My office smells like a petting zoo!!!

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    • Lykos
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Apr 2003
      • 31027
      #2
      Stop doing it on a public place

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        • sixxxth_sense
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2003
          • 2430
          #3
          LOL that was jokes....

          I've made it public to everyone even my GF!!!
          don't be shamed let it out!
          Everyone farts

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            • Shok
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 5611
              #4
              you should hear all the barking spiders on long overseas flights, godamn it's like a chorus

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                • bhutocracy
                  Not making A Comeback
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 10218
                  #5
                  is that how you got your nick?

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                    • bhutocracy
                      Not making A Comeback
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 10218
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Shok
                      barking spiders
                      bwaahahah.. i'd never heard that term before.

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                        • Socks
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 8475
                          #7
                          When I fart I now have a countdown until my wife first smells it, then accuses me, like there's anyone else there that could have done it.

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                            • myjah
                              Back in the harbor
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 11482
                              #8
                              because farting never comes at the right time...how often do you actually fart in the bathroom? think about it. just another little way to keep us on our toes all the time
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                                • Oracle Porn
                                  Affiliate
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 24433
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by myjah
                                  because farting never comes at the right time...how often do you actually fart in the bathroom? think about it. just another little way to keep us on our toes all the time


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                                    • MrMonkeyFingers
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 473
                                      #10
                                      if it's just you two in the office there is no getting around it, but if there are a lot of people just keep farting all of the time and don't react to the smell... me personally I have to stand up and start waving it towards Detoxed's way.. but that's just me
                                      Last edited by MrMonkeyFingers; 02-18-2004, 07:58 PM.

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                                        • wifedesigns
                                          Registered User
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 57
                                          #11
                                          Who knows, sweetie but you can always squirt a little drop of Beano in your food and coffee. Sir Mike (my Knight and partner in crime) refuses to and thus farts like a rattlesnake. I can actually hear them bouncing off the walls. I finally had enough and moved the Slutty Command Station to another room.
                                          Except now they echo down the hallway.
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                                            • Toni
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                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 2697
                                              #12


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                                                • BRISK
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 12240
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Shok
                                                  you should hear all the barking spiders on long overseas flights, godamn it's like a chorus
                                                  barking spiders?
                                                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                    • Ash@phpFX
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 4292
                                                      #14
                                                      Step 1: Get a toilet tube, stuff some tissues in it, then spray perfume all over the tissues.

                                                      Step 2: Shove the toilet tube up your arse.

                                                      Step 3: Enjoy the refreshing fragrance.

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