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Patent the idea.
Then go with plan A.
Sell the idea to coke, make millions and retire wealthy but with rotten teeth from drinking that shit.
If that fails, try plan B.
Sell the idea to pepsi. Crystal Pepsi is proof that these fuckers in their New York head office will buy anything. Just make sure you have a catchy Van Halen jingle. It will help you sell your idea better.
If all fails, find that fatso selling that Oxi Clean shit on late night infomercials and get him to sell it.
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