Just in case you missed this week's politically charged FLASHCA$H newsletter intro, I thought I'd share. ;)
Election fever! Woo-Hoo! Ain?t it exciting?
Sheesh.
I don?t have election fever?I may have a mild case of ?election chapped lips? at best.
Don?t get me wrong, I?m a voter and I care?I?m just losing my mind with the crap that passes as campaigning. I envy you non-US folks. Well, unless you live in a place where there are no elections at all and your ?vote? consists of which body part you want beaten that week. But the rest of you, who don?t have to see the chimp and Frankenstein on every channel, are lucky.
I pity the poor souls who live in swing states. Your televisions are so clogged with political ads that they are barely worth turning on. (Of course, you could argue they haven?t been worth turning on since they cancelled ?Quantum Leap??but then you?d be a dork.)
Without getting partisan, there is one redeeming part of all this: Voting is an aphrodisiac. Oh, sure! You didn?t know that? If you can?t get laid on election day, there is something seriously wring with you. (Election chapped lips, perhaps?) And for those of you looking for an election day orgy, check out votergasm.com. Rush Limbaugh is outraged about the site, so that?s good enough for me.
etc. etc. Happy weekend, all!
-Halcyon
Election fever! Woo-Hoo! Ain?t it exciting?
Sheesh.
I don?t have election fever?I may have a mild case of ?election chapped lips? at best.
Don?t get me wrong, I?m a voter and I care?I?m just losing my mind with the crap that passes as campaigning. I envy you non-US folks. Well, unless you live in a place where there are no elections at all and your ?vote? consists of which body part you want beaten that week. But the rest of you, who don?t have to see the chimp and Frankenstein on every channel, are lucky.
I pity the poor souls who live in swing states. Your televisions are so clogged with political ads that they are barely worth turning on. (Of course, you could argue they haven?t been worth turning on since they cancelled ?Quantum Leap??but then you?d be a dork.)
Without getting partisan, there is one redeeming part of all this: Voting is an aphrodisiac. Oh, sure! You didn?t know that? If you can?t get laid on election day, there is something seriously wring with you. (Election chapped lips, perhaps?) And for those of you looking for an election day orgy, check out votergasm.com. Rush Limbaugh is outraged about the site, so that?s good enough for me.
etc. etc. Happy weekend, all!
-Halcyon
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