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  • Alltopnotch
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 2845

    #1

    Can someone tell me why my new site is...

    so damn UNPRODUCTIVE? no one clicks shit...it has a nice layout and everything but why won't people click shit? can you give me some suggestions on how to make it better?

    http://www.hellapussy.com
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  • Intrigue
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 662

    #2
    Doubtful this is why, but i know when i'm browsing a website, i generally won't click on links unless i can see where they're going in the status bar.

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    • JSA Matt
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 5464

      #3
      ...because you have no traffic?

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      • GammaCash_Dom
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 405

        #4
        The only thing I see is a lack of BrainCash in there

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        • More Booze
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 5116

          #5
          Those animated banners may distract your surfers...

          Also, I think the white text is too bright...

          Try to change that and see if it works better.

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          • More Booze
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 5116

            #6
            oh, and dont use only hosted galleries.

            I find it alot harder to get a good prod. with only hosted galleries for some reason.

            Add some clean, quality galleries.

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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              Originally posted by Intrigue
              Doubtful this is why, but i know when i'm browsing a website, i generally won't click on links unless i can see where they're going in the status bar.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • Alltopnotch
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 2845

                #8
                /\ whats the difference...they're all through comusthumbs so all the links look the same anyways...
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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Intrigue
                  Doubtful this is why, but i know when i'm browsing a website, i generally won't click on links unless i can see where they're going in the status bar.
                  True, but you are a webmaster. I am not sure surfers also think that way.
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                  • mindoza
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1625

                    #10
                    why not put a link to a HellaPussy custom pay-per view theater with XonDemand.
                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                    • JSA Matt
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 5464

                      #11
                      am I the only one that clicked his little stats thing at the bottom? Come on... how productive do you expect 137 page views to be? Most of those are probably you refreshing the page or from GFY....

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                      • Alltopnotch
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 2845

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JSA Matt
                        am I the only one that clicked his little stats thing at the bottom? Come on... how productive do you expect 137 page views to be? Most of those are probably you refreshing the page or from GFY....
                        lol...i know...its brand new...but ANY traffic ive sent it or anything is totally unproductive...something is wrong with the site. and its not the link thing...i do that with my other sites and they're productive...
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                        • garce
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7103

                          #13
                          Those banners almost gave me a seizure and its a bit too high contrast. Hurts my eyes.

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                          • Alltopnotch
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2004
                            • 2845

                            #14
                            anything else?
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                            • DVTimes
                              xxx
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 31650

                              #15
                              XXX

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                              • sickkittens
                                I am a meat popsicle.
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 25100

                                #16
                                How much traffic is it getting and from where?

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                                • sickkittens
                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 25100

                                  #17
                                  I'm not crazy about the colors or the URL not showing up on mouse-over/clickdown.

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                                  • Alltopnotch
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 2845

                                    #18
                                    so what colors should i make it?
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                                    • DaLord
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 3318

                                      #19
                                      Because whoever made that design doesn't have focus on productivity.

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                                      • BradM
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 3397

                                        #20
                                        OH FUCK MY EYES ARE BURNING

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                                        • media
                                          Confirmed Moneymaker
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 9853

                                          #21
                                          Hrmm, nice Epic Cams banner up top though!!!
                                          I'm here for the violence!

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                                          • pussyluver
                                            Clueless OleMan
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 11009

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by media
                                            Hrmm, nice Epic Cams banner up top though!!!
                                            Use iFrames to put put a row of Lars webcam babes just below your title bar and see what happens. (click my sig to join).

                                            You can leave the Epic banner to make media happy.

                                            More of my

                                            Not much to click on once they get there. ya need more links.

                                            Nothing sexual attracts the surfers attention. A guy grabbing his groin, while great art, does not have much to do with pussy.

                                            People can argue colors all day. I think that makes only a slight difference if the site is a total bomb for ya.

                                            Don't feel bad, I've had more than my share of do nothing sites.

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                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009

                                              #23
                                              Epic Cash has a cool script tool to place a row of cam thumbs in your site too.

                                              You can private brand with Legendary Lars

                                              Here's a sample of the co-brnding: Pussy's Cam

                                              Gee spam for two sponsors in one post. Life is hard sometimes.

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                                              • Libertine
                                                sex dwarf
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 17860

                                                #24
                                                That design sucks.

                                                First of all, when someone looks at the page, the main focus are the ads, the design and some links which aren't immediately recognizable as gallery links. At first, it looks like a page with only advertising.

                                                By now, most surfers have already closed the page.

                                                Then, there are very few galleries on the site, which are listed in very annoying colors which make my eyes hurt. Furthermore, the status bar says "Hella Pussy", and when you click on links it is clear in the status bar that they aren't direct gallery links, but rather go to a script.

                                                By now, all other surfers have closed the page.


                                                What you need to do is make something which focuses attention on the fact that there is free porn on the page (e.g. make the top of the page look a bit like a gallery).
                                                That should give you enough time with surfers to convince them that there actually is porn on the page. Ofcourse, it needs to be easy on the eyes, easy to navigate, look trustworthy, and have a nice amount of content if you want to keep your surfers after that so they can click and up your prod.
                                                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                • sexeducation
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 7315

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Alltopnotch
                                                  so damn UNPRODUCTIVE? no one clicks shit...it has a nice layout and everything but why won't people click shit? can you give me some suggestions on how to make it better?

                                                  http://www.hellapussy.com
                                                  Well ..
                                                  it's NOT loading for me ...

                                                  that could be a start of the problems. : )

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                                                  • sexeducation
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 7315

                                                    #26
                                                    Was the domain just recently activated?

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                                                    • Adultnet
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 8713

                                                      #27
                                                      the layout is nice but i think thay you should change your logo and some thing that will focus the surfer on the free links.


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