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  • Head
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 8278

    #1

    Any Good Jokes today?

    I could use a good laugh.
  • XxXotic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 8500

    #2
    Oracle Porn trickled 150 hits to a sponsor over a 9 month period, didn't convert then came to GFY and bashed them for having shitty ratios
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    • Head
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 8278

      #3
      Originally posted by XxXotic
      Oracle Porn trickled 150 hits to a sponsor over a 9 month period, didn't convert then came to GFY and bashed them for having shitty ratios

      I don't believe it!

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      • Sp1nal
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 425

        #4
        Nope, looks like evening gonna get boring..
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        • Lykos
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2003
          • 31027

          #5
          Hmm...not really...

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          • bushwacker
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 2817

            #6
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            • AcidMax
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 1827

              #7
              A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

              While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"
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              • Head
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 8278

                #8
                Originally posted by AcidMax
                A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

                While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"

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                • Vitasoy
                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 58202

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AcidMax
                  A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

                  While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"

                  HAHA


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                  • teenoffice
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 415

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Head
                    I could use a good laugh.
                    http://www.buy-film-ready.com/videos/triogaysm.wmv

                    Nothing here.

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                    • Brat
                      Got MIDs?
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1545

                      #11
                      WHY did i click that?
                      why dont i read the name of the clip first. ugh.

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                      • Paper Billy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 305

                        #12
                        can a man with no legs kick it with you???
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                        • XxXotic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 8500

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Head



                          I don't believe it!
                          ok , the 150 hits may have been an exaggeration
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                          • Veterans Day
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 8403

                            #14
                            whats long black and stinky?
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                            • sandman!
                              Icq: 14420613
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 15427

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Veterans Day
                              whats long black and stinky?
                              Unemplyment line?
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                              • Veterans Day
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 8403

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sandman!


                                Unemplyment line?
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                                • XxXotic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 8500

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sandman!


                                  Unemplyment line?
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                                  • Veterans Day
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 8403

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sandman!


                                    Unemplyment line?
                                    were both in chicago, so I can understand why you knew the answer
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                                    • phelix
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 189

                                      #19
                                      How do you fix a broken dishwasher?




                                      .......You slap her

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                                      • arial
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 4012

                                        #20
                                        What does J Lo and a tampon have in common...? They're both stuck up c-u-n-t-s.

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                                        • xxxoutsourcing
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 3888

                                          #21
                                          What not to say in a gay bar.

                                          "Excuse me, can i just push that stool in"

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                                          • fro n gc
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 185

                                            #22
                                            its gonna be a long day

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                                            • Corleone
                                              C.R.E.A.M
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 15262

                                              #23
                                              One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a bastard.
                                              Their son walked in and said "whats that mean?".

                                              The parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen.

                                              The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

                                              Their son walked in and asked "whats that mean?" and the parents said it meant hats and coats.

                                              On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "shit" he said, the kid came in, "whats that mean?" and the man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

                                              Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself with the knife, "fuck" she said, once again ther kid came in and said "whats that mean?"

                                              The mom said thats was what she was doing to the turkey, then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see his relatives for thanksgiving, the kid said, "alright you bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is down here fucking the turkey!

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                                              • axelcat
                                                Adult Locals
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 25450

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by XxXotic
                                                Oracle Porn trickled 150 hits to a sponsor over a 9 month period, didn't convert then came to GFY and bashed them for having shitty ratios

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                                                • goBigtime
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 7761

                                                  #25
                                                  What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds?





















































































                                                  there's twenty of em.

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                                                  • jpwhits
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 1045

                                                    #26
                                                    Who smells?

                                                    You

                                                    thank you thank you
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