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absolutely loved Donnie Darko! thought it was brilliant.......
favorite two scenes............the getting off the bus scene and going into the school to the tune "Head Over Heels" was totally in sync and great, and this one:
WASTE GROUND ? LATE AFTERNOON
<Ronald Fisher, Sean Smith and Donnie Darko are shooting bottles>
Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy, that?s all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm.
Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn?t fuck.
<Donnie shoots a bottle>
Ronald Fisher: That?s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn?t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel?s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario <laughs> is just couldn?t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don?t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That?s what?s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What?s the point of living if you don?t have a dick?
Sean Smith: <sighs> Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?
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