Guys, I really hate to do this but I need your help. My self-esteem has gone down the shitter and I constantly find myself crying before I fall to sleep.
You see, here's the problem... my penis is so small that everytime I bring a new girl home and she drops to her knees to whip out the little bugger she needs to flip on the lights to find him! It's so embarrassing to get laughed at like that. Emotionally scarring even.
My therapist suggests that we use a cucumber instead. Though this sounds quite fun, I would still like to feel the action. So I've decided to have penis extension surgery! I've done all the research and it's really quite simple. What they do is remove my penis and replace it with the penis of a bull.
The whole procedure is only $10k. Unfortunately, I only have $10 to my name so I need to raise some extra cash. Please, friends of GFY, donate to a worthy cause... my self-esteem depend on it!
Oh, and ladies, to thank you for your donations, I'll give you a free bull ride.
My PayPal is: [email protected]
Thanks!
You see, here's the problem... my penis is so small that everytime I bring a new girl home and she drops to her knees to whip out the little bugger she needs to flip on the lights to find him! It's so embarrassing to get laughed at like that. Emotionally scarring even.
My therapist suggests that we use a cucumber instead. Though this sounds quite fun, I would still like to feel the action. So I've decided to have penis extension surgery! I've done all the research and it's really quite simple. What they do is remove my penis and replace it with the penis of a bull.
The whole procedure is only $10k. Unfortunately, I only have $10 to my name so I need to raise some extra cash. Please, friends of GFY, donate to a worthy cause... my self-esteem depend on it!
Oh, and ladies, to thank you for your donations, I'll give you a free bull ride.
My PayPal is: [email protected]
Thanks!
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