Fun with scammers on ICQ

340921381 (2:23 PM) :
How do you do, my name is Yuriy.
I have to you business offer...
If you will help me you can take 15% from amount.
If you have a count in City Bank - your
problem to take money "in your hands" from your account and
translate the money to me in Ukraine...
Stevecore (2:24 PM) :
sure
Stevecore (2:24 PM) :
i'm feeling nice today
APREL (2:24 PM) :
Do you have Account in Citi Bank?
Stevecore (2:24 PM) :
yeah
APREL (2:25 PM) :
My Client Send to you 3500$ You take 15% and Send me money By Western Unoin
Stevecore (2:25 PM) :
3,500? thats it??
APREL (2:25 PM) :
Thats good proposal for you?
APREL (2:25 PM) :
3500$
Stevecore (2:26 PM) :
i want more... like 50,000
APREL (2:26 PM) :
sorry
Stevecore (2:26 PM) :
i am a millionaire
Stevecore (2:26 PM) :
i can easily cash it for you... i am an entrepeneur
Stevecore (2:26 PM) :
i make money selling those pets rocks. have you ever seen them? i'll send you one. what is your address?
APREL (2:26 PM) :
Please call me +380679843304
Stevecore (2:26 PM) :
no you call me
APREL (2:27 PM) :
ok give me your namber phone
APREL (2:27 PM) :
?
APREL (2:29 PM) :
Please talk to my boss he's ICQ number--252-394-470

APREL (2:29 PM) :
ok?
APREL (2:29 PM) :
He will be in 20 min.
Stevecore (2:30 PM) :
my phone lines at my mansion are screwing up... call my corporate office. (202)456-1414 (* LOL - this is the white house phone #)

APREL (2:30 PM) :
Please write to him
Stevecore (2:30 PM) :
ask for me... ask for george jr.
Stevecore (2:30 PM) :
call me before i step out for dinner, i have to go to the bank too
APREL (2:31 PM) :
ok i call you, but i call you tomorrow, talk to my boss a
APREL (2:31 PM) :
ok?
Stevecore (2:31 PM) :
call me now or we have no deal since i am leaving in 20 minutes. i am traveling tommorrow to the cayman islands to put money in my account there.
APREL (2:32 PM) :
Talk to my boss now
APREL (2:32 PM) :
he will be in 5 min
APREL (2:32 PM) :
please
Stevecore (2:32 PM) :
can he call me??
Stevecore (2:33 PM) :
(202)456-1414 <---- have him call me here.

APREL (2:33 PM) :
my boss have not phone card
APREL (2:33 PM) :
He write in ICQ
APREL (2:33 PM) :
to you
Stevecore (2:34 PM) :
no, have him call me. it's quicker
Stevecore (2:34 PM) :
fuck! i just stabbed my leg with a letter opener. BRB
Stevecore (2:35 PM) :
dammit, i'm bleeding pretty bad
APREL (2:35 PM) :
You talk my boss or not?
Stevecore (2:35 PM) :
wheres my secretary?
APREL (2:35 PM) :
He write you in your ICQ
Stevecore (2:37 PM) :
god ... it won stop blerdingh
Stevecore (2:38 PM) :
losnin lkots of bloodd

Stevecore (2:38 PM) :
iii ffffel fain t
APREL (2:38 PM) :
You dont work ?
APREL (2:39 PM) :
you working this me or not>
APREL (2:39 PM) :
?
Stevecore (2:40 PM) :
hello? who is this?
Stevecore (2:41 PM) :
this is george's secretary.
APREL (2:41 PM) :
no
Stevecore (2:42 PM) :
george was taken to the hospital, can i help you with something?
APREL (2:42 PM) :
fuck you
Stevecore (2:42 PM) :
i'd perfer you take me out for a nice dinner first