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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #1151
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    • montana
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 1417

      #1152
      Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

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      • montana
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 1417

        #1153
        A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.

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        • montana
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2002
          • 1417

          #1154
          Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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          • Baxter
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 535

            #1155
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            • montana
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 1417

              #1156
              A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.

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              • montana
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 1417

                #1157
                Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                • montana
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 1417

                  #1158
                  A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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                  • montana
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 1417

                    #1159
                    Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

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                    • montana
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 1417

                      #1160
                      A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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                      • montana
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 1417

                        #1161
                        Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                        • montana
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 1417

                          #1162
                          A: None. That's a hardware problem.

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                          • montana
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 1417

                            #1163
                            Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

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                            • montana
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1417

                              #1164
                              A: None. That's a software problem.

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                              • montana
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 1417

                                #1165
                                Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?

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                                • montana
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 1417

                                  #1166
                                  A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.

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                                  • montana
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 1417

                                    #1167
                                    Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                    • montana
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 1417

                                      #1168
                                      A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.

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                                      • montana
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 1417

                                        #1169
                                        Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                                        • montana
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 1417

                                          #1170
                                          A: None. There's a primitive for that.

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                                          • montana
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 1417

                                            #1171
                                            Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                            • montana
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 1417

                                              #1172
                                              A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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                                              • montana
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 1417

                                                #1173
                                                Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                                                • montana
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 1417

                                                  #1174
                                                  A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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                                                  • montana
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 1417

                                                    #1175
                                                    A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.

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                                                    • montana
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 1417

                                                      #1176
                                                      Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                                      • montana
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 1417

                                                        #1177
                                                        A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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                                                        • montana
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 1417

                                                          #1178
                                                          Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                                                          • montana
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 1417

                                                            #1179
                                                            A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")

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                                                            • montana
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 1417

                                                              #1180
                                                              Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                                                              • montana
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 1417

                                                                #1181
                                                                A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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                                                                • montana
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 1417

                                                                  #1182
                                                                  Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                                                  • montana
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 1417

                                                                    #1183
                                                                    A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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                                                                    • montana
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 1417

                                                                      #1184
                                                                      Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                                                      • montana
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 1417

                                                                        #1185
                                                                        A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.

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                                                                        • montana
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 1417

                                                                          #1186
                                                                          Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                                                          • montana
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 1417

                                                                            #1187
                                                                            A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10

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                                                                            • montana
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 1417

                                                                              #1188
                                                                              000 years.

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                                                                              • montana
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 1417

                                                                                #1189
                                                                                Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                                                                • WickedVenus
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 3877

                                                                                  #1190
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                                                                                  • jonesonyou
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 3853

                                                                                    #1191
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                                                                                    • montana
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 1417

                                                                                      #1192
                                                                                      A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.

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                                                                                      • Thugmaster
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                                        • 1033

                                                                                        #1193
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                                                                                        • jonesonyou
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 3853

                                                                                          #1194

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                                                                                          • montana
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 1417

                                                                                            #1195
                                                                                            Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

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                                                                                            • jonesonyou
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                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 3853

                                                                                              #1196

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                                                                                              • montana
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                                • 1417

                                                                                                #1197
                                                                                                A: Three-but they're really only one.

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                                                                                                • jonesonyou
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 3853

                                                                                                  #1198
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                                                                                                  • montana
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                    • 1417

                                                                                                    #1199
                                                                                                    Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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                                                                                                    • jonesonyou
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 3853

                                                                                                      #1200

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