Getting divorced, already a new girl wants to move in!

**John3** · 09-26-2004, 09:38 PM

GFY is the first place I think of when I seek advice

**BitterPen** · 09-26-2004, 09:38 PM

I think you know what you should do, so I won't even offer any advice... However, the new girl looks like Kirsten Dunst.

Cutie!

**LiveDose** · 09-26-2004, 09:41 PM

Hard to judge without naked pics.

But the cooking thing is a plus...

**emthree** · 09-26-2004, 09:42 PM

Why the fuck would she want to move in?

Best relations have a set distance between both parties.

This way, you can let the relationship stretch and possibly grow into something greater.

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by John3
GFY is the first place I think of when I seek advice

Well my mother and the new gal are already phoning each other long
distance. The wife had a way of alienating people. ...not really
going to get any objective opinions local.

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by LiveDose
Hard to judge without naked pics.

But the cooking thing is a plus...

There's a pic of the wife and I fucking on a Xyplex router in
the GFY archives somewhere. No nudies of Z yet.

**SuckOnThis** · 09-26-2004, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by some_idiot

Why is she crying? And what the hell is that on her nose?

**detoxed** · 09-26-2004, 10:01 PM

hmmm

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Why is she crying? And what the hell is that on her nose?

Pic was taken after a few of were messing around in the basement
doing the Mystery Science Theater 2000 thing. She had just finished a
really long laughing fit.

A small diamond stud.

**ztik** · 09-26-2004, 10:06 PM

both are ugly skanks and your furniture looks like it came from a thrift store

**wdsguy** · 09-26-2004, 10:07 PM

they are both ugly but if u have to choose i would take the 2nd one as she will cook and clean. Just make sure shes not just after u for your money

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by ztik
both are ugly skanks and your furniture looks like it came from a thrift store

Sorry, wife took the most of the photo albums. It's a pic
from christmas at my grand parents. That's the height of 1970s
style in furniture!

Mine is much worse.

**the Shemp** · 09-26-2004, 10:10 PM

i never liked your wife anyway...

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp
i never liked your wife anyway...

You ever meet her?

I never took her anywhere after she went off on Sleazy for
getting me a table dance at Private Eyes in Toronto.

**the Shemp** · 09-26-2004, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by some_idiot
You ever meet her?

I never took her anywhere after she went off on Sleazy for
getting me a table dance at Private Eyes in Toronto.

i heard she was an anti porn crusader

**baddog** · 09-26-2004, 10:16 PM

don't be so dependent, try surviving on your own for a while

**Pleasurepays** · 09-26-2004, 10:19 PM

i sense an entertaining episode of Jerry Springer in the making.

**liquidmoe** · 09-26-2004, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by baddog
don't be so dependent, try surviving on your own for a while

Smart man here. You are just getting out of a marriage, there's no reason to be looking to shack up with someone again. Im sure you are feeling lonely because its not the same when you dont have someone to come home to, seriously, you need some time to yourself, make sure your head is on straight and that there isnt any baggage from the divorce, then you can make decisions with a clear head.

**Goatse** · 09-26-2004, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by some_idiot
New girl
Age 23, weight 120lb , height 5'8" , loves to cook and clean,
could care less about the biz as long as I take her to a few
expos, believes that alcohol only comes in beer and tequila

I don't want to cause any problems between you two, but have you ever seen an official form of ID from this woman? Because huh... it looks as though she may have shaved off at least a decade from her actual age.

**Gynecologist** · 09-26-2004, 10:39 PM

dump her and try to find a girl who is at least attractive

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Goatse
I don't want to cause any problems between you two, but have you ever seen an official form of ID from this woman? Because huh... it looks as though she may have shaved off at least a decade from her actual age.

Yah she's 23, checked the citizenship card the day we met.
Had to show her mine too, she didn't believe I was 32.

**SleazyDream** · 09-26-2004, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp
i never liked your wife anyway...

**some_idiot** · 09-26-2004, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Yah sorry yet again about that night Sleazy...

Atleast Angel is hanging back around now that there is
noone to make her feel uncomfortable. Perhaps I can get
her back infront of the camera.

**Doctor Dre** · 09-26-2004, 11:35 PM

Make sure you screw the old one and the new one looks much better

**BrainDead** · 09-27-2004, 12:39 AM

dump her man! that's the best thing for you to do!

**baddog** · 09-27-2004, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by liquidmoe
Smart man here.

the voice of experience

**PlayGirl** · 09-27-2004, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by some_idiot

she kinda reminds me of kirsten dunst

**baddog** · 09-27-2004, 07:01 AM

Originally posted by PlayGirl
she kinda reminds me of kirsten dunst

except Kirsten is cute

**Khun** · 09-27-2004, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by baddog
except Kirsten is cute

**iFliPcEss** · 09-27-2004, 07:13 AM

the gurl beside you looks asian... Is she the wife? or the 23 yrs old?

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 09-27-2004, 07:14 AM

you would just be a idiot to have the second girl move in when your divorce hasnt even started. It will cause problems.. you will be fighting over the divorce and the EX for years... who needs the grief.

for fuck sakes..enjoy the single life. Order out..hire a maid and keep her as a fuck buddy. She has a look about her that says

" lazy gold digger"..the minute she moves in and gets comfy.. I bet the cooking and cleaning cut way down...and she quits her job..if she has one to begin with.

**Steve** · 09-27-2004, 07:14 AM

Do whatever makes you feel happy.

**Steve** · 09-27-2004, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by iFliPcEss
the gurl beside you looks asian... Is she the wife? or the 23 yrs old?

I think that is another woman next to his wife (who appears to be asian)

**Heather Hamptons** · 09-27-2004, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by BitterPen
However, the new girl looks like Kirsten Dunst. Cutie!

I was thinking that myself!

**baddog** · 09-27-2004, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by iFliPcEss
the gurl beside you looks asian... Is she the wife? or the 23 yrs old?

you really can't read, can you?

**Lykos** · 09-27-2004, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by LiveDose
Hard to judge without naked pics.

But the cooking thing is a plus...

I agree with u

**Tricksy** · 09-27-2004, 08:55 AM

Ur new g/f....what is her nationality?

**some_idiot** · 09-27-2004, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Steve
I think that is another woman next to his wife (who appears to be asian)

Yah the wife is the asian, Chinese actually.
The new girl is Polish.

Just never seem to get them where learning to talk to their
parents is an easy task.

**TheLegacy** · 09-27-2004, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
you would just be a idiot to have the second girl move in when your divorce hasnt even started. It will cause problems.. you will be fighting over the divorce and the EX for years... who needs the grief.

for fuck sakes..enjoy the single life. Order out..hire a maid and keep her as a fuck buddy. She has a look about her that says

" lazy gold digger"..the minute she moves in and gets comfy.. I bet the cooking and cleaning cut way down...and she quits her job..if she has one to begin with.

My feeling exactly.. enjoy being single - and learn to depend on yourself and look after yourself. I dont think your looking for another girlfriend - think your looking for a mom who will look after you again.

**Manowar** · 09-27-2004, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by ztik
both are ugly skanks and your furniture looks like it came from a thrift store

**evildick** · 09-27-2004, 11:35 AM

Don't let the bitch move in. Some people are gluttons for punishment. Don't be one of them. Make her keep her own place.

Getting divorced, already a new girl wants to move in!

Getting divorced, already a new girl wants to move in!

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