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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #1

    im SO fucked

    okay yesterday i went 100+ miles to get my girl the candy she wants and i bring it home and stupid fucking me sets it on top of my monitor

    i left it there over night

    i pick up the box and on the top of the box it has a see thru plastic thing ...and i look in it and the shit is all goofy and melting


    im so fucked

    she is is going to be awake any time now
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  • bluff
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2004
    • 6253

    #2
    ha

    ha

    ha

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    • Trax
      [----------------------]
      • Aug 2001
      • 14486

      #3
      you are SOOOOOOO fucked

      enjoy your last hours on this planet

      cheers

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      • jawanda
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 6040

        #4
        dude, it's the thought that counts .. You drove 100 miles for candy?

        she gotta appreciate that (Whoopsh Whooopsh - whipping sound).



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        • Phoenix
          BACON BACON BACON
          • Nov 2002
          • 35475

          #5
          i think you should be practicing the puppy dog face


          act like you are mad at yourself, maybe she'll think it is cute and take pity on you.


          the thought was still there after all
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          • kelly
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 901

            #6
            Originally posted by JupZChris
            okay yesterday i went 100+ miles to get my girl the candy she wants and i bring it home and stupid fucking me sets it on top of my monitor

            i left it there over night

            i pick up the box and on the top of the box it has a see thru plastic thing ...and i look in it and the shit is all goofy and melting


            im so fucked

            she is is going to be awake any time now
            Put it back on the monitor or any other warm surface IMMEDIATELY, when she wakes up you take her in the shower and get her hot and horny, THEN you tell her you bought the most amazing chocolate and the only thing worthy of it is to eat it from her body
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            • bluff
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2004
              • 6253

              #7
              cut your hair for a present

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              • ldinternet
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2001
                • 8245

                #8
                Go again!

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                • Chris
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2003
                  • 27880

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bluff
                  cut your hair for a present
                  to go along with the whooped statement and all those other ones

                  we did get my hair cut and a ' make over ' for me ... she didnt like my lazy look. the things i do


                  I like the whole put it back on the monitor thing or any hot surface

                  i was thinking of putting it in the shower room and start her shower for her and have the candys and roses in there so it wont look like my fuck up
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                  • Chris
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2003
                    • 27880

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                    i think you should be practicing the puppy dog face


                    act like you are mad at yourself, maybe she'll think it is cute and take pity on you.


                    the thought was still there after all
                    lol good advice

                    wonder what she got me ?
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                    • Michaelious
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6720

                      #11
                      Once y tell her wot u went through to get it she'll be more than happy..infact so will u be too i suspect

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                      • Strife
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 4534

                        #12
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                        • brizzad
                          holla
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11769

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JupZChris


                          i was thinking of putting it in the shower room and start her shower for her and have the candys and roses in there so it wont look like my fuck up

                          i was gonna say get a knife and try to carve it back to looking cool, but that idea you suggested is way better + you get to see some t & a

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                          • Chris
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2003
                            • 27880

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brizzad



                            i was gonna say get a knife and try to carve it back to looking cool, but that idea you suggested is way better + you get to see some t & a
                            lol that isnt a bad idea either.. it is one big mass of chocolate so i could melt it even more and hope she sleeps for awhile and carve it into a heart and then if she ask why it taste like it is melted just tell her i made it !

                            werd2that idea
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