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  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    I fucking hate bouncers

    I really do. Fucking monkees who arent capable of any other work. Fucking attitude they put up thinking they run the place.

    It also very odd how when you dont tip them they remember your face and wont let you in next time (which is totally unacceptable btw and they should get fired for that) and when you do tip them they dont even look at you hence they wont remember your face and most likely still wont let you in next time.

    I tipped one of those gorillas 2 euros yesterday and i sooooo fucking regret it. He didnt look at me, he didnt say thank you, nothing. That fucking scumbag piece of shit is guaranteed to give me a hard time at the entrance again next time i go there.

    You can give me your stories about "good bouncers" blah blah. Sure i bet 1 out of 20 are cool guys but the rest generally are just stupid illiterate fucks who are retarded to do anything else with their life. Period.
  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    And i feel like a loser. Im used to telling people in their face if i dont like them and normally i can do that if needed. But the problem is, it would have the same effect as telling Lensman he's a retard for example. No more gfy for. Telling the bouncer he's a retard gorilla, no more club for me. And they love that power they have.

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    • Dagwolf
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      • Sep 2003
      • 23141

      #3
      Have your friends set a car on fire in front of the bar, then run inside while they're trying to figure out what to do about it.

      Edit: Club... Not bar..
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      • MattO
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        • Feb 2003
        • 10861

        #4
        It's always good to know the owners of those clubs

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        • NoCarrier
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          • Mar 2002
          • 16356

          #5
          Print your story and go read it to them next time. I am sure they are going to hug you and apologize.

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          • Thrawn$
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            • Apr 2002
            • 4596

            #6
            Dont you have guest lists in holland?
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            • polish_aristocrat
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              • Jul 2002
              • 40377

              #7
              Originally posted by Thrawn$
              Dont you have guest lists in holland?
              Maybe he isn't elite enough :-)
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              • Dirty F
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                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Originally posted by Thrawn$
                Dont you have guest lists in holland?
                Actually we got in for free at the club im talking about.

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                • Dirty F
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204

                  #9
                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                  Maybe he isn't elite enough :-)
                  Sometimes yes sometimes no, depends on the club and whos with me hehe.

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                  • Nicky
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30071

                    #10
                    I started argue with a bouncer yesterday night :-)
                    It ended with him apologizing

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                    • Dirty F
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nicky
                      I started argue with a bouncer yesterday night :-)
                      It ended with him apologizing
                      Thats rare.

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                      • Thomas
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 277

                        #12
                        I hate them too, they always look at you in an arogant way... They are just stupid construction workers who have to do this to make some extra money in the weekends.
                        I think in holland they are worse than in other countries, when I go out in germany I never have a problem.

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                        • chodadog
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 9736

                          #13
                          I went to some shitty club with a couple of my friends last month. The place was packed with bouncers. And looking at them, you got the impression that the main appeal of the job for these guys was not the pay check, but the oppurtunity to beat down on some people on the job. Scary lookin' motherfuckers. I bet they found half of these guys in the prison parking lots upon their release!
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                          • johndoebob
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 3405

                            #14
                            2? you are too generous

                            Depending on which clubs you go to the bouncers belong to gangs that blackmailed the club owners before to get control over the door or took the door the hard way by stabbing the previous one down / beating him up.

                            Gives them complete control over drug dealings and other things.

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                            • Ross
                              Ik ben een aap
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18874

                              #15
                              Just recently I went to my favourite club and there was some new bouncers. Well I thought ok cool. So I get inside, and the guy is searching me, he says ok your good, then I go to walk up the stairs to pay in and he say to me "Tips in the bucket"

                              erm.......What?? This is the first time I saw this, I go to this club a lot and now the bouncers are taking tips. Why?

                              Like you say Battus, you don't put $2 or something in the bucket you aint getting in again.

                              Now lets look at it like this. These guys are paid decent money over here. Probably about $12 an hour just to stand at the door and look at hot chicks and shit. So they get this money. Now this club holds around 1000 people or so. Say every person tips £1. Thats £1000 (i know not everyone will tip but some will tip more and some less.

                              These bouncers at the door are getting £1000 between them per night. I don't think thats fair.

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                              • John_Doe
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                                • Aug 2004
                                • 304

                                #16
                                That sucks Dude.
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                                • bluff
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6253

                                  #17
                                  I've never had any problems with bouncers, they're always very kind to me, but I don't think I like them either.

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                                  • mardigras
                                    Bon temps!
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 14194

                                    #18
                                    You need to frequent other clubs and if the other club really matters to you send the owner/manager a note why they are losing your money. I don't know what kind of clubs you guys are going to but glad we don't have any like that nearby... ours are very friendly to those who aren't causing problems.
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                                    • rollinthunder
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 359

                                      #19
                                      Around here when you tip them they are very thankful.

                                      I think it's because most people in Canada are cheap and they don't receive many tips.

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                                      • gangbangjoe
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                                        • May 2004
                                        • 17693

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MattO
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                                        • Fake Nick
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 7708

                                          #21
                                          You live in amsterdam right ? as far as I know it can get kind of dangerous over there , depends where you go of course , bouncers put there life on the line every time they go out to work

                                          sure they have an attitude but I prefer a bouncer with an attitude that could actually help me if needed than some dumb pussy who wouldn't do shit when I would want him too

                                          think about it , do you want to put your life on the line for max
                                          $400 a night ? I know I won't

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                                          • Nylz
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 8285

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ross
                                            Just recently I went to my favourite club and there was some new bouncers. Well I thought ok cool. So I get inside, and the guy is searching me, he says ok your good, then I go to walk up the stairs to pay in and he say to me "Tips in the bucket"

                                            erm.......What?? This is the first time I saw this, I go to this club a lot and now the bouncers are taking tips. Why?

                                            Like you say Battus, you don't put $2 or something in the bucket you aint getting in again.

                                            Now lets look at it like this. These guys are paid decent money over here. Probably about $12 an hour just to stand at the door and look at hot chicks and shit. So they get this money. Now this club holds around 1000 people or so. Say every person tips £1. Thats £1000 (i know not everyone will tip but some will tip more and some less.

                                            These bouncers at the door are getting £1000 between them per night. I don't think thats fair.
                                            Last time I was in Scotland, me and wielco wanted to tip the bouncer, but he didn't accept it! Now that's strange!!
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 19422

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nylz
                                              Last time I was in Scotland, me and wielco wanted to tip the bouncer, but he didn't accept it! Now that's strange!!
                                              a manager most of been nearby

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                                              • http
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                                                • Oct 2001
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                                                #24
                                                I worked as a bouncer 10 yrs ago when I was a student. Many people tried getting in without paying and I would yell at them and then _slightly_ grab them by their jacket and pull them back a little.

                                                My co-bouncer looked 100% like Mr T and was wearing a gun under his jacket. I was unarmed and I am smaller than him.

                                                Once when pulling someone back the guy turned his face back to me, and I swear he looked like Mike Tyson. For a scary second I pictured my head getting smashed like a melon, but he was friendly and paid up

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                                                • steakmonster
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 8

                                                  #25
                                                  I had a friend kicked to near death on xmas eve by 3 bouncers for no good reason. I think those fuckers have given us all a hard time 'cos they wanna hit on our gf's etc. I just avoid the clubs with assholes on the door. There are planty of good clubs who insist on having good bouncers on the door here in the UK. Also they are making classroom training / exams compulsory for all door staff here so things are looking up in England.

                                                  My brothers a bouncer btw :-)
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                                                  • Raf1
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 12117

                                                    #26
                                                    I know almost all the bouncers at the clubs I go to, so I don't have any trouble at the door
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                                                    • beergood
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      I prefer establishments that don't require bouncers.
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                                                      • Niko Bimini
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 2372

                                                        #28
                                                        I totally agree with you. These guys act like there shit doesn't stink but they work as bouncers at a club for $50 a night.

                                                        We all went out last night and had a bad experience with a meat head bouncer at MIST (local snob night club in Scottsdale). The guy was so rude to 2 of our girls that we pulled the plug and left taking 30 hard drinking BIG$$$$$$$ customers with us. Unbelievable.

                                                        Reminds me of the kids that work in the record store who act and dress like they are rock stars. Get a clue! You work a shit job for $5 an hour in a record store! Loose the attitude and get me my fucking C.D. please!

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                                                        • Fake Nick
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 7708

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Raf1
                                                          I know almost all the bouncers at the clubs I go to, so I don't have any trouble at the door

                                                          you are from belgum right ? do you know marzouk ? if not stfu

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                                                          • Kalifornia
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                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 734

                                                            #30
                                                            fuck bouncers

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                                                            • Fake Nick
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 7708

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by beergood
                                                              I prefer establishments that don't require bouncers.

                                                              lol, and where would that be ? ? ? mac donalds ?

                                                              name one club / bar that is worth going to that doesn't have some sort of form of security

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                                                              • wdsguy
                                                                Ryde or Die
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 19568

                                                                #32
                                                                Never had a problem with them personally. I treat them rite and they hook me up all the time

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                                                                • Ross
                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 18874

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Nylz
                                                                  Last time I was in Scotland, me and wielco wanted to tip the bouncer, but he didn't accept it! Now that's strange!!
                                                                  Pussy! What club? I was with you all the time.

                                                                  It must have been The Shak coz thats where we went when Wilco was there...

                                                                  You remember the one we went to when Wilco and Paul went out?? Thats the club where they ask for Tips now.

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                                                                  • CumSensei
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 3986

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Im a bouncer.
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                                                                    • MaDalton
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 39861

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i worked as a bouncer 15 years ago - and if someone offered me ? 2,- i would have thrown him out of the club just for that.

                                                                      if you need money to get in give at least 20,- or nothing. 2 euro is like tipping the toilet woman.
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                                                                      • Dirty F
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                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 59204

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                        i worked as a bouncer 15 years ago - and if someone offered me ? 2,- i would have thrown him out of the club just for that.

                                                                        if you need money to get in give at least 20,- or nothing. 2 euro is like tipping the toilet woman.
                                                                        I gave him 2 bucks tip when i left. Most people give 1.

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                                                                        • Alky
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 5651

                                                                          #37
                                                                          i used to work the door at a club, if you gave me 2 dollars i would have given it back. even a 5 dollar tip i'd laugh at..

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                                                                          • Alky
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                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                            • 5651

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                            I really do. Fucking monkees who arent capable of any other work. Fucking attitude they put up thinking they run the place.
                                                                            and they do run the place, if a club doesnt have a good security staff, the club will turn into shit.

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                                                                            • MaDalton
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                              I gave him 2 bucks tip when i left. Most people give 1.
                                                                              you tip bouncers when you leave? fuck, if i had that i would be rich!!! there were 700 guest were i worked every night.

                                                                              thats new to me - giving money to get in when you are too ugly or wear the wrong shoes - ok. but not when you leave. crazy.
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                                                                              • bluff
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                                                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CumSensei
                                                                                Im a bouncer.
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                                                                                • kmanrox
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                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 29295

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  in hollywood you gotta tip the bouncers 100$ or they wont let your ass in (to the VIP room) =-(
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                                                                                  • Dirty F
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                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 59204

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                    you tip bouncers when you leave? fuck, if i had that i would be rich!!! there were 700 guest were i worked every night.

                                                                                    thats new to me - giving money to get in when you are too ugly or wear the wrong shoes - ok. but not when you leave. crazy.
                                                                                    You HAVE to pay to get it, unless youre on the guest list. Nobody is forcing you to tip the bouncers when leaving but unless youre a hot chick he simply wont let you in next time.

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                                                                                    • MaDalton
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                                                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                                      You HAVE to pay to get it, unless youre on the guest list. Nobody is forcing you to tip the bouncers when leaving but unless youre a hot chick he simply wont let you in next time.
                                                                                      i prefer to go to clubs that are a bit more down to earth - that system sucks.
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                                                                                      • Dirty F
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                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 59204

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                                        You HAVE to pay to get it, unless youre on the guest list. Nobody is forcing you to tip the bouncers when leaving but unless youre a hot chick he simply wont let you in next time.
                                                                                        To get in i meant, not get it.

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                                                                                        • gangbangjoe
                                                                                          Ronin
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 17693

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          in the clubs me and my friends go clubbing the bouncers check everyones ID ( what is ok ) but they are ok

                                                                                          i never give tip to the bouncers

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                                                                                          • CumSensei
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                                                                                            • Jan 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by bluff
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                                                                                            • justsexxx
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                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 13723

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Fuck them...I never give them tips anymore.

                                                                                              Especially those Maroc dudes who talk to those 2 dollar drugdealers wanna be's and you have to wait till they are done with their "conversation"

                                                                                              We have some disco(the bobs ) They have some decent bouncers. My guess all 30> and just doing their jobs. That's how it should be.

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                                                                                              • Persius
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                                                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                give him 50+ or even 100+ euro and things will definatley be different

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                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 1385

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                                                  And i feel like a loser .

                                                                                                  That's because you are a loser, fucktard.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I've met my fair share of asshole bouncers, that's for sure
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