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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    Juicys tip of the night.

    When you clubbing, start a tab on a business cc with bartender but make sure you know the bartender. End of night close tab.

    DO NOT put tip on the CC ever. Drop money in your hand and shake thebartenders hand and slip it to him so he can pocket it and not have to split with the dumb ho working the bar with him.


    You can use this on your taxes and stuff if your set up as a corp or lld or whatever. This is regular club. I dont recommend this at a titty bar.

    Word up.
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    • stevo
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 2051
      #2
      And on our taxes, mark it as what type of business expense? Or how do we label it...

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          Originally posted by stevo
          And on our taxes, mark it as what type of business expense? Or how do we label it...
          thats what the accountants for

          I just give him the books and let him deal with it.

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Also if you go out to dinner and shit like that.

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                • sicone
                  Retired
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453
                  #5
                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                  thats what the accountants for

                  I just give him the books and let him deal with it.
                  A good accountant will get you through all the loopholes and cut down on the amount you owe or increase your return come end of the year. Worth the money spent.

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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6



                      gets enough money. he can lick my balls, also "petty cash" is gooooooddddddddddd just make sure you keep it moderate and shit and save some reciepts

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          many loppholes especially if your set up as a corp.

                          Get a GOOD accountant. Take advantage of the loopholes.

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                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              Also if you take a chick out to dinner and you ddont get laid you can ride that off as a loss since you didnt get tail

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                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                  thats what the accountants for

                                  I just give him the books and let him deal with it.

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                                    • juicylinks
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Manowar
                                      its true.

                                      I bought quickbooks 2 yrs ago or so. After 30 min i gave up on that shit.

                                      I do old fashioned way


                                      expenses/revenue in excel

                                      give that shit to accountant with bank statements and let him do his job

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                                        • robfantasy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 6445
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                          Also if you take a chick out to dinner and you ddont get laid you can ride that off as a loss since you didnt get tail
                                          haha yea exactly
                                          Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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                                            • juicylinks
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by robfantasy
                                              haha yea exactly
                                              see if anybody needs tax advice or corp advice lmk , i may fuck around but some fields i am good with advice.

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                                                • sicone
                                                  Retired
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 18453
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                  Also if you take a chick out to dinner and you ddont get laid you can ride that off as a loss since you didnt get tail
                                                  I'm going to ask my tax guy about this... I may be getting a HUGE refund this year

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                                                    • robfantasy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 6445
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                      see if anybody needs tax advice or corp advice lmk , i may fuck around but some fields i am good with advice.
                                                      how did the nite of clubbing go?

                                                      what did you wear?

                                                      how many numbers did you get?
                                                      Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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                                                        • BrainDead
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 1536
                                                          #15
                                                          haha interesting

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                                                            • CheneyRumsfeld
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 1341
                                                              #16
                                                              I don't pay for none of that stuff, I be doing the Lords work

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                                                                • Adultnet
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 8713
                                                                  #17
                                                                  good tip ...


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                                                                    • Fred Quimby
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 5430
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                      many loppholes especially if your set up as a corp.

                                                                      Get a GOOD accountant. Take advantage of the loopholes.
                                                                      100% true

                                                                      I write off everything related to my dog. YES my dog, his food, vet bills, toys, etc. It goes under 'security system'

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                                                                        • John_Doe
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 304
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Expense it.

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                                                                            • Ross
                                                                              Ik ben een aap
                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 18874
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                              thats what the accountants for

                                                                              I just give him the books and let him deal with it.
                                                                              Same

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