Mel Gibson's new 'Jesus Movie' totally authentic except: Wasn't Jesus A Black Dude?

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  • Greg B
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    • Jul 2001
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    Mel Gibson's new 'Jesus Movie' totally authentic except: Wasn't Jesus A Black Dude?

    If I recall during art history classes in college, the earliest paintings of Jesus and his mom were of black people who often had reddish hair like you see in southern Egypt and Ethiopia. These paintings and drawings continued this likeness for centuries and the more Christianity grew in Europe the lighter he got.

    So Mel Gibson makes this new 'Jesus Movie' boasting it's so authentic that the people actually speak Aramaic the language at the time. Yet the actor playing Jesus is a white dude with blue eyes (again).

    I guess if Gibson makes a movie about Mao Tse Tung he'll pick a guy with blonde hair?

    Wouldn't bother me normally but there's so much bs about this movie and about how historically accurate it's supposed to be, how several actors got hit by lightning, how Gibson is emotionally wrought about it all yadda yadda yadda.

    Next time they make a Jesus movie I say they get Danny DeVito to play Jesus. That'll make people stand up and take notice.
  • bluff
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    #2
    Jesus wasn't black?

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    • fuelcell
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      • Jun 2003
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      #3
      I don't know about black with red hair, but the documentaries they've had trying to reconstruct the appearance of "Jesus" (not his real name - the Greek's fucked up the translation) they came up with a short, around 5 foot, middle eastern male. Dark skinned, dark hair. The "Jesus" they show in church's is about as real as Santa Claus.
      Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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      • - Jesus Christ -
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
        Black with red hair??

        I've SOLVEd IT!

        Dennis rodman iS JESUS!


        ....but yea he was darker skinned and the hippie we know today as jesus is lame.

        Amen

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        • On-top
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          #5
          I'm pretty sure everyone back in that time was made of bronze. I keep hearing that, so I'm cool with it.
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          • BVF
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            #6
            Yes..The Messiah was of the Negro Race

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            • StuartD
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              #7
              I'm still upset that they're making catwoman a black woman in the new movie.
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              • He-Man
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                #8
                Being that black people are not half as worthy as white people, why would the Son of God be black?

                Jesus, think before you speak!
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                • fuelcell
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                  • Jun 2003
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                  #9
                  Found it. Jesus was a Greek attempt to translate his Hebrew name which was pronounced Yahushua. When the Gentiles tried to transliterate His name into Greek, they came up with ihsoun or "Iesous". When Iesous was transliterated into Latin, it became "Iesus", which was then carried over into English it became our modern day "Jesus" when the letter "J" developed.

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                  Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                  • rdunn404
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                    #10
                    Jesus probably looked like this....

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                    • hova
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by He-Man
                      Being that black people are not half as worthy as white people, why would the Son of God be black?

                      Jesus, think before you speak!
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                      • - Jesus Christ -
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by BVF
                        Yes..The Messiah was of the Negro Race
                        His parents were not from africa. They were from the middle east. There is quite a difference.

                        Amen

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                        • He-Man
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                          His parents were not from africa. They were from the middle east. There is quite a difference.

                          His parents?
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                          • hova
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by rdunn404
                            Jesus probably looked like this....

                            nope, that would be the modern day hitler
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                            • - Jesus Christ -
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by He-Man



                              His parents?
                              Ok if you buy into the virgin mary crap... HIS PARENT.

                              Amen

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                              • hottoddy
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                                #16
                                Where did this "Jesus was black" shit come from anyway? I mean, the same people who live in the area now (jews, arabs), are the same who lived there thousands of years ago. They ain't white but they sure as hell ain't black either. Let's call them olive skins.
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                                • He-Man
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                  Ok if you buy into the virgin mary crap... HIS PARENT.
                                  Thank you.
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                                  • hova
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                                    #18
                                    lets just say that he was blue and stop the upcoming drama!!
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                                    • Mogulman
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                                      #19
                                      Who gives a shit what it looks like. It doesn't fucking matter. White people are just dicks for fabricating the image in their own likeness.

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                                      • hova
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mogulman
                                        Who gives a shit what it looks like. It doesn't fucking matter. White people are just dicks for fabricating the image in their own likeness.
                                        and black guys saying hes black dont do that?? thats funny man
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                                        • - Jesus Christ -
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mogulman
                                          Who gives a shit what it looks like. It doesn't fucking matter. White people are just dicks for fabricating the image in their own likeness.
                                          The current state of organized christianity is a web of deceit woven by a group of rouge hippies during the early '70s

                                          Amen

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                                          • He-Man
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by hova
                                            lets just say that he was blue and stop the upcoming drama!!
                                            "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

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                                            • hova
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by He-Man


                                              Jesus should watch out for Gargamel!
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                                              • zzgundamnzz
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by hottoddy
                                                Where did this "Jesus was black" shit come from anyway? I mean, the same people who live in the area now (jews, arabs), are the same who lived there thousands of years ago. They ain't white but they sure as hell ain't black either. Let's call them olive skins.


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                                                • Mogulman
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by hova


                                                  and black guys saying hes black dont do that?? thats funny man
                                                  I didn't say shit about black people. I never excluded them from being dicks, I just didn't address that aspect. The thread was started with the question of why was Jesus portrayed as a white guy. Don't try to read between the lines, Tex.

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                                                  • hova
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mogulman


                                                    I didn't say shit about black people. I never excluded them from being dicks, I just didn't address that aspect. The thread was started with the question of why was Jesus portrayed as a white guy. Don't try to read between the lines, Tex.
                                                    good point, lets just say that I maked it clear that black people are allso dicks for saying hes black
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                                                    • Mogulman
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by hova


                                                      good point, lets just say that I maked it clear that black people are allso dicks for saying hes black
                                                      cool

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                                                      • He-Man
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by hova


                                                        good point, lets just say that I maked it clear that black people are allso dicks for saying hes black
                                                        And the olive skinned are they dicks too, and don't forget those yellow bastards arn't they major pencil dicks?
                                                        "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

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                                                        • LadyMischief
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                                                          #29
                                                          Jesus was a Hebrew.. They are much lighter skinned, more like a greek or arabic complexion I believe.

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                                                          • rip raster
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                                                            #30
                                                            Jesus was Jewish



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                                                            • SilverTab
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                                                              #31


                                                              According to this site this is what he looks like
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                                                              • hova
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by He-Man


                                                                And the olive skinned are they dicks too, and don't forget those yellow bastards arn't they major pencil dicks?
                                                                The olive skins are small major dicks! But now we have solved the dicks problem
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                                                                • He-Man
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Does Monica Bellucci get naked in this one as well? Mary Magdalene was a whore so it should bring some authenticity.
                                                                  "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

                                                                  Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

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                                                                  • Mogulman
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                    The current state of organized christianity is a web of deceit woven by a group of rouge hippies during the early '70s
                                                                    ...ok...

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                                                                    • He-Man
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SilverTab


                                                                      According to this site this is what he looks like
                                                                      I would hit it.
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                                                                      • hova
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by He-Man


                                                                        I would hit it.
                                                                        I knew it! He-man is gay!
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                                                                        • Greg B
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by hova
                                                                          lets just say that he was blue and stop the upcoming drama!!
                                                                          News Flash: Archaeologists unveil a computer model forensically constructed of the Virgin Mary and Jesus.

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                                                                          • He-Man
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            James Caviezel plays Jesus, the Christ. That is a nice step from playing 'Rear F-18 pilot' in 'The Rock'.
                                                                            "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

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                                                                            • hova
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Greg B


                                                                              News Flash: Archaeologists unveil a computer model forensically constructed of the Virgin Mary and Jesus.

                                                                              Jesus has a hot bitch
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                                                                              • He-Man
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Greg B


                                                                                News Flash: Archaeologists unveil a computer model forensically constructed of the Virgin Mary and Jesus.

                                                                                Didn't I make that joke?
                                                                                "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

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                                                                                • Greg B
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Seriously, the only documented account of his appearance comes from a Captain of the Roman Guard who went to the region to find out about him. The captain described him simply as a tall man with sandy brown skin and sandy brown hair and bright eyes.

                                                                                  We know from scripture that he was tall and well built. So that we can put together.

                                                                                  Problem is, folks back then were more mixed than we are now. Racism regarding skin color wasn't around. It didn't appear on the scene til about 1,200 years later as the euro-asian-african slave trade began as a means to justify slavery ( which actually means 'slavic' because the arabs used to use slavic people for slavery ).

                                                                                  Bottom line is, race is meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

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                                                                                  • hova
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                    Seriously, the only documented account of his appearance comes from a Captain of the Roman Guard who went to the region to find out about him. The captain described him simply as a tall man with sandy brown skin and sandy brown hair and bright eyes.

                                                                                    We know from scripture that he was tall and well built. So that we can put together.

                                                                                    Problem is, folks back then were more mixed than we are now. Racism regarding skin color wasn't around. It didn't appear on the scene til about 1,200 years later as the euro-asian-african slave trade began as a means to justify slavery ( which actually means 'slavic' because the arabs used to use slavic people for slavery ).

                                                                                    Bottom line is, race is meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
                                                                                    true! but not very funny
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                                                                                    • He-Man
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                      Seriously, the only documented account of his appearance comes from a Captain of the Roman Guard who went to the region to find out about him. The captain described him simply as a tall man with sandy brown skin and sandy brown hair and bright eyes.

                                                                                      We know from scripture that he was tall and well built. So that we can put together.

                                                                                      Problem is, folks back then were more mixed than we are now. Racism regarding skin color wasn't around. It didn't appear on the scene til about 1,200 years later as the euro-asian-african slave trade began as a means to justify slavery ( which actually means 'slavic' because the arabs used to use slavic people for slavery ).

                                                                                      Bottom line is, race is meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
                                                                                      Blablabla
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                                                                                      • He-Man
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Photographic evidence that Jesus the Christ was white.

                                                                                        "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

                                                                                        Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

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                                                                                        • 12clicks
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Greg B
                                                                                          Seriously, the only documented account of his appearance comes from a Captain of the Roman Guard who went to the region to find out about him. The captain described him simply as a tall man with sandy brown skin and sandy brown hair and bright eyes.

                                                                                          We know from scripture that he was tall and well built. So that we can put together.

                                                                                          Problem is, folks back then were more mixed than we are now. Racism regarding skin color wasn't around. It didn't appear on the scene til about 1,200 years later as the euro-asian-african slave trade began as a means to justify slavery ( which actually means 'slavic' because the arabs used to use slavic people for slavery ).

                                                                                          Bottom line is, race is meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
                                                                                          I sure hope you didn't *pay* for that education.
                                                                                          Jesus was a jew.
                                                                                          Jews looked then much the way they do today.
                                                                                          Jews were VERY race aware and stuck to their own kind.
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                                                                                          • hova
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by He-Man
                                                                                            Photographic evidence that Jesus the Christ was white.

                                                                                            problem solved then!!
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                                                                                            • AbulletAway
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I think to assume Jesus was black or white or is just plain ignorant. The people of that region have been there this whole time. It's not like they all suddenly turned from black or white to tan skinned Middle Eastern looking. But when it comes to religion, people are always going to believe whatever they want to believe. It will never change. Organized Religion breeds stupidity.

                                                                                              I do look forward to seeing the movie though.

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                                                                                              • Mogulman
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by He-Man
                                                                                                Photographic evidence that Jesus the Christ was white.

                                                                                                two images do not constitute evidence

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                                                                                                • He-Man
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by He-Man
                                                                                                  Does Monica Bellucci get naked in this one as well? Mary Magdalene was a whore so it should bring some authenticity.
                                                                                                  I'm not one to quote myself *cough*, but isn't this the real question of this thread. There might be boobies in this movie, BOOBIES for Gods sake.
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Mogulman


                                                                                                    two images do not constitute evidence
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