Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard."
Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker.
The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........."
My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for?

Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar.
Fuckers.
Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker.
The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........."
My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for?

Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar.
Fuckers.


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