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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    This is just ridiculous.

    Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard."


    Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker.

    The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........."

    My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for?



    Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar.

    Fuckers.
    Last edited by AaronM; 02-13-2004, 11:43 AM.
  • Tanker
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2000
    • 9287

    #2
    hahaha thats tiny

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    • XxXotic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 8500

      #3
      talk about your needle in a haystack

      fuck man, gary coleman couldnt even wash his ass with that little bar of soap, wtf were they thinking?
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      • Jman
        Already an AI veteran
        • Sep 2003
        • 22834

        #4
        LMAO this is funny shit. Which Hotel are you staying at ?
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        • Magnus
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 1211

          #5
          You mofo's never called me back!!!
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          • adamneve
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            • Oct 2002
            • 13333

            #6
            it's the same as u go to fancy restaurants and get samples
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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67369

              #7
              Originally posted by AaronM
              Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard."


              Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker.

              The lapel says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........."

              My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for?



              Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar.

              Fuckers.
              Why dont you just use the "JERKINS Lotion" that you always do

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              • gregtx
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 1929

                #8
                for $800/night I would hope you were at the Pan Pacific, 4seasons, or Fairmont

                but that soap dish says.. ... edit ??? :-))
                Last edited by gregtx; 02-13-2004, 11:48 AM.
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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JFK


                  Why dont you just use the "JERKINS Lotion" that you always do

                  Because SleazyDream stole my bottle in Vegas and I forgot to replace it before driving up here.

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gregtx
                    for $800/night I would hope you were at the Pan Pacific, 4seasons, or Fairmont

                    but that soap dish says.. ... edit ??? :-))

                    I never said $800 per night....My final bill will easily be $800 to $1,200.

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                    • JohnW
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 642

                      #11
                      Based on the color of the building in that pic, I'm guessing you're staying at the Pacific Pallisades, correct? Which way is your room facing? If you're facing North, I'll be able to peep in on you...he he...

                      =)

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                      • MattO
                        The O is for Oohhh
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 10861

                        #12
                        wtf? anal beads?

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                        • fuzebox
                          making it rain
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22369

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JohnW
                          Based on the color of the building in that pic, I'm guessing you're staying at the Pacific Pallisades, correct? Which way is your room facing? If you're facing North, I'll be able to peep in on you...he he...

                          =)
                          I thought the Palisades had railings on the balcony? And if he was facing north he'd be looking over the Residences on Georgia

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                          • mule
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 6085

                            #14
                            I'd put them all in a sock, that way you have a washrag and soap in one, and wash your sock at the same time
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                            • JohnW
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 642

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fuzebox


                              I thought the Palisades had railings on the balcony? And if he was facing north he'd be looking over the Residences on Georgia
                              The suites in the middle of the buildings have no balconies, just the ones on the corners do.

                              We can see the "north" tower of the 2 (the one on Jervis) from our apartment on Georgia and Jervis.

                              =)

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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JohnW
                                Based on the color of the building in that pic, I'm guessing you're staying at the Pacific Pallisades, correct? Which way is your room facing? If you're facing North, I'll be able to peep in on you...he he...

                                =)
                                Who can spy on whome?



                                Oh....And since I have shot content in that building....I have the magnetic security keys to get in.
                                Last edited by AaronM; 02-13-2004, 12:18 PM.

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                                • JohnW
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 642

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                  Who can spy on whome?



                                  Oh....And since I have shot content in that building....I have the magnetic security keys to get in.

                                  Yes John....I know where you dwell.
                                  He he...Wrong way! That's the corner of Robson and Jervis!

                                  Too bad you're not facing the other way...he he..

                                  =)

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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JohnW


                                    He he...Wrong way! That's the corner of Robson and Jervis!

                                    Too bad you're not facing the other way...he he..

                                    =)

                                    Damn.....I was misinformed.

                                    Now I gotta kill somebody.

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