well, I suppose what we want and what we get isn't always the same thing.
I hope both sides have as few complications as possible.
I hope both sides have as few complications as possible.
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Good luck on the STD tests.Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..
any advice?
If she has the baby and it turns out to be yours, be a man and do your share to raise your child (either through custody or $$). If you were man enough to fuck her, you're man enough to make sure your child is provided for. This girl may try to milk you dry, but at least make sure your child is provided for.Comment
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Good work laddy. I can remember my first time i knocked up a hooker.
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actually its: no body = no caseOriginally posted by Lethal
Just kill her and feed the body to the pigs. No body + no murder weapon + no witnesses = no case.
other shit matters notComment
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Ok, try this:
Start acting really depressed. Don't shave or comb your hair, talk in a quiet voice, look distracted. Wear the same clothes every day. Keep this up for a week.
You just lost your job.
And the bank is going to foreclose.
Does she think she could help out some?
Go to the atm and tell her it ate your credit card.
Do everything you can to give her that sinking feeling.
She'll get the abortion faster than you can blink.
Don't get played.
Originally posted by goBigtime
She just needs some money for something and is playing you. Did she recently ask you for a loan or something (maybe within the last couple months) or mention any recent financial hardships (like hinting that she might be open to a loan?). Unless shes totally fucked up in the head, she would probably try one of those more passive attempts to snatch your cash first.
In any case, tell her you are going to hire a PI to track and get in touch with all her John's to make sure that she isn't pulling the same thing on any of them as well
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Bro, I'd tell you how stupid you are, but you already realize it now I'm sure. Tell her she has two options, get an abortion that you'll pay for (and maybe bribe her with a couple grand cash), or tell her you'll be fucking out of the coutry tomorrow and she'll never see a dime from you.<br>
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Sleep over her house( if she lives in one). Light her cat on fire while she is sleeping and you will never see her again. The next morning:
Fireman: Mr.mongoose, we are so sorry your cat has been killed from the fire.
Mongoose: Oh my gosh, that is horrible!
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do any of the following:
1. punch / kick the bitch in the belly several times
2. she's a fucking hooker, if she'll suck dick for money she'll have an abortion for money
3. get ur ass tested, u never know what u might have got from her or whom else u might transmit the same diseases to
what were u thinking fucking a hooker with no condom???
That's suicide.
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tell her you're gona sue her for custody of the kid and theft of your genes. You had a professional relationship limited to sex only, not conception and she stole your genetic code without your concent.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Fucking chickenheads always trying to make a buck. She just wants the child support. Tell her to have an abortion and get her ass back into the henhouse cause you are not gonna get played.icq 279990726
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guys--- seriously I used a condom every time, but I remember they broke at least twice...
I guess I really needed to use more lube, she was dry as a bone and in retrospect the poor latex didnt stand a chance...
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hmm interesting, kick a maybe pregnant whore in teh belly, but don't throw a kitty in the air
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I have some italian friends that would do such a job for 30$ and some good jointsOriginally posted by daman420
do any of the following:
1. punch / kick the bitch in the belly several times
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yeah but see when you light a kitty on fire it rolls all over the house, so you make sure the whole house goes on fire AND everything in it..
btw, this is also a great way to build a new house.... for free (insurance)
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Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..
any advice?
You didn't give her your REAL name did you?
"I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
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At least? Damn man, I'd have been double wrapping from the beginning with a fucking hooker. One layer of latex is way to little to be trusting your life to with some skank ass hooker pussy.Originally posted by mongoose403
guys--- seriously I used a condom every time, but I remember they broke at least twice...Comment
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It's good to see so many of you have respect for women....
bunch of fucking losers.....first you pay to fuck a woman because
you're unable to get laid for free and then you bash the same
women.....and say the most horrible things..
You all get funky when a guy tosses a cat around but when a
hooker get knocked up....you want to kick her in her stomach,
shoot her, etc, etc.
Not only did you make her pregnant you also fucked up her
career.....coz whatever you may think about hookers.....at least
they work for their money.....and it's not the most easy job in
the world.....
I would expect this behaviour from radical religious groups but
not from fucking pornographers.....I'm fucking ashamed to be
a man when I read the shit you all say here......
I hope you get fucked really bad and that she drains you in to
bankruptcy fucking prick!
DynaMite
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before I get any remarks on the cat tossing asshole.....no I don't
think throwing cats around should be tolerated either...
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Thats even worse, double layer of latex is more prone to tearOriginally posted by Gutterboy
At least? Damn man, I'd have been double wrapping from the beginning with a fucking hooker. One layer of latex is way to little to be trusting your life to with some skank ass hooker pussy.Comment
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I remember someone telling me that so we could cheat the insurance company...so Go Fuck Yourself! 'asshole'<a href="http://wm.mtree.com/webmasters/ref/?317708"><img src="http://graphics2.sextracker.com/moneytree/refer_banners/button3.gif"></a>Comment
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If you take the time to really think about this there is no problem here.
He got her pregnant, she gave him aids, and all three, her, him, and the kid are going to die.
So where's the problem?
But you got to admit this would make a great Reality Site.
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get checked for HIV and leave the country that is unless you know the whore well enough.
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Originally posted by Cheshire
You can't test for paternity before a baby is born.
yes you can,, but it's risky cuz they gotta pierce the placenta,
most of yall sound like a bunch a kids with no experience,
All you gotta do is wait till the baby is born and have Paternity Test,
in the meantime do not give her shit, I seen enough jerry springer episodes to understand that some woman would trap the guy with the biggest loot,
but if its yours then your at the mercy of the court and be man and do whats right
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Get yourself and make her get tested for HIV. Compared to HIV a baby is a blessing. After you get tested for HIV, get a lawyer. Don't let her blackmail you.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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AND ANOTHER THING....
How does she know it's YOURS. She's a hooker right? How many people has she 'done business' with including you? All of whom could be the father. Unless she's a really shitty hooker (with no business) how do you know it's yours?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Originally posted by DynaSpain
It's good to see so many of you have respect for women....
bunch of fucking losers.....first you pay to fuck a woman because
you're unable to get laid for free and then you bash the same
women.....and say the most horrible things..
You all get funky when a guy tosses a cat around but when a
hooker get knocked up....you want to kick her in her stomach,
shoot her, etc, etc.
Not only did you make her pregnant you also fucked up her
career.....coz whatever you may think about hookers.....at least
they work for their money.....and it's not the most easy job in
the world.....
I would expect this behaviour from radical religious groups but
not from fucking pornographers.....I'm fucking ashamed to be
a man when I read the shit you all say here......
I hope you get fucked really bad and that she drains you in to
bankruptcy fucking prick!
DynaMite
you gotta be the biggest fucking hipocrita on this board..
estas enojadizo por que tienes pequeno pito!
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Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..
any advice?
How old is the kid now?Comment
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If the test comes back that it's yours, your fucked. This chicks earns a living by spreading her legs. Who knows what all she has given you(STD's). But she is gonna clean your ass out.Comment
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Not cool for you but its funny as hell for us :POriginally posted by mongoose403
I'm glad you could find some humour...
Seriously man it's your own god damn fault .. Get her an abortion.Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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two words!Originally posted by mongoose403
been having fun with this girl off and on for about 6 months, now she says she is pregnant and is gonna fuck my shit up unless I take care of her ($$$$$)... waiting for the tests..
any advice?
WEAR A FUCKING RUBBER MOMO!Comment
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This is the official quote of the day !Originally posted by SleazyDream
tell her you're gona sue her for custody of the kid and theft of your genes. You had a professional relationship limited to sex only, not conception and she stole your genetic code without your concent.Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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If he's been fucking the same girl for 6 months ... AND ON TOP PAYING FOR IT ... then they must know each other's name.Originally posted by Voodoo
You didn't give her your REAL name did you?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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your getting played, but odds are on your side, she does a LOT of people on a regular basisi and your not the only one, maybe the only one that has anything she thinks you can spare. get tested as soon as possible. shes as unsure as you and hoping you freak as you are and overlook the possibilities.
another thing, Ive heard of pros fishing your condom out of the john after you leave and turkey bastering themselves... GF's to, wrap that shit up good and take it with you if you arent romantically dead seriuos with the girl. dead serious about that .Comment
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when they get pregnant they come work for me
http://www.pregosgonewild.com
most of the girls in this business are hookers in one way or another... no way around it. I love em personally, they take nothing and make thousands if they are very very good.Comment
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check the date
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The question is what day?Originally posted by Doctor Dre
This is the official quote of the day !Comment
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