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  • 12clicks
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    • Jan 2001
    • 19814

    #1

    Kerry Banging intern, ketchup queer snaps closed checkbook.

    news at 11:00

    hahaha, democrats never learn not to bang the interns.
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  • slapass
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    • Nov 2002
    • 14625

    #2
    Republicans don't get any. Not sure what I like better in a politician.

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    • rooster
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      • Jan 2003
      • 2384

      #3
      this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

      By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by.
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      • - Jesus Christ -
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        • Mar 2003
        • 7197

        #4
        Originally posted by rooster
        this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

        By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by.
        Keep dreaming.


        Bush is gonna win becasue hes gonna pull osama out of a hat.


        Other than that hes DOOMED.


        P.S. morons who base shit on the "party lines" have rocks for brains.

        Amen

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        • Peaches
          Old broad
          • Oct 2002
          • 13933

          #5
          Let's not forget about Kerry bangin' Hanoi Jane.

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          • icu33774
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            • Jul 2003
            • 1573

            #6
            Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
            Keep dreaming.


            Bush is gonna win becasue hes gonna pull osama out of a hat.


            Other than that hes DOOMED.


            P.S. morons who base shit on the "party lines" have rocks for brains.
            You nailed it right there bro!
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            • Steve
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              • Feb 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by Peaches
              Let's not forget about Kerry bangin' Hanoi Jane.
              And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?

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              • Kimmykim
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                • Jun 2001
                • 16015

                #8
                Originally posted by Steve


                And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?
                A satisfied politician leaves things alone when they need to be left alone lol

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                • Steve
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                  • Feb 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kimmykim

                  A satisfied politician leaves things alone when they need to be left alone lol
                  Is that a backhanded slam on Hilary?

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                  • Peaches
                    Old broad
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 13933

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steve


                    And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?
                    True but he wasn't traipsing around the world with them protesting a war he now uses as his claim to fame.

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                    • JFK
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67369

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Steve


                      And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?
                      Love to have the video on that one

                      having a healthy sexual appetite may help, insted of hinder him

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                      • psili
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
                        Had a roommate who's theory was if the president's getting laid the country's going to do better. Clinton was fucking everything in site and those days seemed mellow. The Bush's don't seem like they get any -- thus the need for aggression and drama.

                        Dunno... but good for Kerry for getting laid none-the-less.
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                        • 12clicks
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 19814

                          #13
                          his wacky wife is the wildcard that will make this fun!
                          She is as likely to throw his stuff onto the front lawn as she is to admit hebanged interns with her blessing.
                          either way, its popcorn eating time!
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                          • phelix
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                            • Jul 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by rooster
                            this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.
                            I disagree, I think they'll move on to Edwards, who is the RIGHT choice for Dems if they want to beat Bush.
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                            • Greg B
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7014

                              #15
                              So which one of youse bums is gonna put up a 'Kerry & The Intern' website with a fake video link to it?

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                              • 12clicks
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                                • Jan 2001
                                • 19814

                                #16
                                Originally posted by phelix


                                I disagree, I think they'll move on to Edwards, who is the RIGHT choice for Dems if they want to beat Bush.
                                nah, too inexperienced.
                                probably a good guy but he'd have no shot.
                                I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                • broke
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                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 4501

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Steve


                                  Is that a backhanded slam on Hilary?
                                  If is wasn't... it should be.



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                                  • genomega
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 1190

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 12clicks
                                    his wacky wife is the wildcard that will make this fun!
                                    She is as likely to throw his stuff onto the front lawn as she is to admit hebanged interns with her blessing.
                                    either way, its popcorn eating time!
                                    She has stated in the past that she would cut his balls off.


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                                    • Bryan Havoc
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                                      • Aug 2002
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                                      #19
                                      If he banged his intern I'll definately vote for him!
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                                      • sperbonzo
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                                        • May 2003
                                        • 9750

                                        #20
                                        Personally I think that what is going to sink Kerry is his indesisiveness. He is a legeslator, not an executor. There is a reason why only 2 senators have won the presidency in the last 100 years, whereas many governors have, and that is that people want to see someone who is desisive, a leader, not a commitee member.

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                                        • TheJimmy
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                                          • Jan 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim

                                          A satisfied politician leaves things alone when they need to be left alone lol
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                                          • Centurion
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 6033

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by rooster
                                            this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

                                            By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by.
                                            You want to talk about someone who is imploding?
                                            You want to talk about someone who looked like a TOTAL idiot on tv?

                                            I'm not talking about Howard Dean..I'm talking GW on "Meet the Press"..he was a slobbering idiot who had difficult putting together 3 sentences to form a coherent response to most of the questions asked of him (which by the way he had 2 days in advance of the program, so had plenty of time to MEMORIZE what he was going to say.)

                                            So the entire BUSH administration has been imploding and continues to do so. So brag about your boy, because he has done WAY more damage to his OWN compaign (THANKFULLY) than ANY of the democratic contenders have done.

                                            We thank Bush for his continual shooting himself in the foot! It proves what MOST American's have suspected. He's NOT up for this job and has NOT been doing a good job as President.

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                                            • CDSmith
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                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Centurion
                                              You want to talk about someone who is imploding?
                                              You want to talk about someone who looked like a TOTAL idiot on tv?

                                              I'm not talking about Howard Dean..I'm talking GW on "Meet the Press"..he was a slobbering idiot who had difficult putting together 3 sentences to form a coherent response to most of the questions asked of him (which by the way he had 2 days in advance of the program, so had plenty of time to MEMORIZE what he was going to say.)

                                              So the entire BUSH administration has been imploding and continues to do so. So brag about your boy, because he has done WAY more damage to his OWN compaign (THANKFULLY) than ANY of the democratic contenders have done.

                                              We thank Bush for his continual shooting himself in the foot! It proves what MOST American's have suspected. He's NOT up for this job and has NOT been doing a good job as President.

                                              Failure in government is NOT rewarded by the American people!
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                                              • doornx
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                                                • Nov 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                Keep dreaming.


                                                Bush is gonna win becasue hes gonna pull osama out of a hat.


                                                Other than that hes DOOMED.


                                                P.S. morons who base shit on the "party lines" have rocks for brains.
                                                So true..the only people who still think that Bush has a chance are voting for the sack of shit. Osamo or not he should not serve another 4 years ...
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                                                • Marcus
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                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  whats a "ketchup queer"?

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                                                  • Steve
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                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 6894

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Marcus
                                                    whats a "ketchup queer"?
                                                    I don't know, but it has now been added to my lexicon of vulgarity.

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                                                    • LauraLee
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                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Marcus
                                                      whats a "ketchup queer"?
                                                      Kerry's wife is the heiress to the heinz 57 billion dollar a year empire. i will say this, if Kerry wins- which in fact i hope he does, the media is going to have more than a feild day with her. she is KNOWN to be very outspoken and does not mince words

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                                                      • Steve
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                                                        • Feb 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by LauraLee

                                                        Kerry's wife is the heiress to the heinz 57 billion dollar a year empire. i will say this, if Kerry wins- which in fact i hope he does, the media is going to have more than a feild day with her. she is KNOWN to be very outspoken and does not mince words
                                                        well, if I were to be sitting on 57 billion, you bet your ass I wouldn't bother mincing words.

                                                        I think my standard response would be "EAT ME"

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                                                        • Mr.Fiction
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 9484

                                                          #29
                                                          Most Americans wish they had a president who only lied about sex, instead of lying about everything else including war.

                                                          If you haven't seen the latest polls (right wingers loved the polls when Bush was "popular"), Bush has higher disapproval rating than approval ratings, and he is almost exactly where his father was in 1992.

                                                          Anyone who can remember the early 90's can tell you that Bush Sr. seemed unbeatable, then Clinton wasted him.

                                                          The right wingers are going crazy now that they see the end.
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                                                          • broke
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                                                            • Aug 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
                                                            Most Americans wish they had a president who only lied about sex, instead of lying about everything else including war.

                                                            If you haven't seen the latest polls (right wingers loved the polls when Bush was "popular"), Bush has higher disapproval rating than approval ratings, and he is almost exactly where his father was in 1992.

                                                            Anyone who can remember the early 90's can tell you that Bush Sr. seemed unbeatable, then Clinton wasted him.

                                                            The right wingers are going crazy now that they see the end.
                                                            Just shut up!

                                                            You speak for yourself.

                                                            Not most Americans.
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                                                            • FACE
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                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              Kerry fucked an Intern. Bush fucked 300 million americans.

                                                              go figure.

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                                                              • Mr.Fiction
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                                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by broke


                                                                Just shut up!

                                                                You speak for yourself.

                                                                Not most Americans.
                                                                I just pointed out the fact that the same polls that right wingers loved so much for the last three years now say that most American do not want Bush elected.

                                                                Not only that, the polls say that more American want Kerry than Bush.

                                                                You only speak for yourself, right winger say that polls speak for most Americans, and now the polls say that America doesn't want Bush.

                                                                You right wingers live by the poll, you die by the poll.
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                                                                • LauraLee
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Steve


                                                                  well, if I were to be sitting on 57 billion, you bet your ass I wouldn't bother mincing words.

                                                                  I think my standard response would be "EAT ME"
                                                                  umm, you were supose to read that she is heiress to the Heinz 57 empire.

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                                                                  • slavdogg
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    funny how all these rich ass democrats pretend to represent the common folk


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                                                                    • Mr.Fiction
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                                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by slavdogg
                                                                      funny how all these rich ass democrats pretend to represent the common folk
                                                                      It's even funnier how right wingers attack rich Democrats now that they see Kerry, but when Clinton was president, a guy who grew up poor, the right wingers called him "white trash" and other names.

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                                                                      • TweetyBird
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                                                                        #36
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