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  • TeaseEntertainments2
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1492

    #1

    School Girl Joke

    Anyone got any hot pictures of school girls??? POST THEM IN THIS THREAD!!!

    A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all
    perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question. "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front >>of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" Lisa replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."
  • Sig Whore
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 789

    #2
    Originally posted by SlickCash Jordan
    Anyone got any hot pictures of school girls??? POST THEM IN THIS THREAD!!!
    <h1>PEDO</h1>

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    • kmanrox
      aka K-Man
      • Oct 2001
      • 29295

      #3
      Originally posted by SlickCash Jordan
      Anyone got any hot pictures of school girls??? POST THEM IN THIS THREAD!!!

      A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all
      perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question. "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front >>of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" Lisa replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."
      ahahaha
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      • Daymare
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 2674

        #4
        hahahahahahaha

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        • kowntafit
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 4667

          #5
          Old joke but still funny.

          This is where my next million is coming from!

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          • maxdaname
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 5193

            #6

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            • ffmihai
              keep walking...
              • Jun 2002
              • 7177

              #7

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              • nojob
                The Original NoJob
                • Feb 2004
                • 3682

                #8
                nice. Sounds like they are all good catholic girls.

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