I'm over here.
Seriously, there are one of two things happening here. Either:
1 - You're not getting out where you can meet people like that. If you don't want a woman into the club scene, don't go to clubs to find a woman.
If you want a woman into philosophy, find a discussion group you can join. You want a woman who's politically active, get active politically. You want a woman who rides mountain bikes, start riding mountain bikes more often. Simple.
or
2 - Your standards are too high. I find lots of men, especially in this industry, have unreal expectations. You want a woman to be a whore in the bedroom and Mother Theresa everywhere else. You want her to be non-superficial, but have super model looks. You want her to be rich and independant, but rely on you for everything because you're the man. You can't have it all, it doesn't exist out there. You need to compromise a little.