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  • cluck
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 5248

    #1

    Post the weirdest search term from your logs!

    Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"
    icq 279990726
    www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity
  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #2
    free party movies
    wild party
    wild party movies
    janet jacksons tits
    free wild party
    party movies
    free spring break girls movies
    movies spring break
    gay free




    party
    movies
    free
    wild
    break
    spring
    janet
    jacksons
    girls
    tits
    sex
    porn
    www.wild
    ebony
    suck
    pierced
    shaving
    tit
    cock
    dog/webresults.htm
    mail
    site
    movies.com
    Other words


    that is my list
    [email protected]

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    • greentea
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 6580

      #3
      Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

      todays stats

      # Hits Search String

      1 348 39.37% blunt
      2 197 22.29% blunts
      3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
      4 17 1.92% keef
      5 17 1.92% scratch
      6 16 1.81% ecstasy
      7 13 1.47% Blunt
      8 13 1.47% stoners
      9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
      10 12 1.36% chillum
      11 11 1.24% blunts.com
      12 11 1.24% dimebags
      13 10 1.13% BLUNT
      14 10 1.13% juicy
      15 7 0.79% Blunts
      16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
      17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
      18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
      19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
      20 5 0.57% the 70s
      blunts

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      • cluck
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 5248

        #4
        Originally posted by greentea
        Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

        todays stats

        # Hits Search String

        1 348 39.37% blunt
        2 197 22.29% blunts
        3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
        4 17 1.92% keef
        5 17 1.92% scratch
        6 16 1.81% ecstasy
        7 13 1.47% Blunt
        8 13 1.47% stoners
        9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
        10 12 1.36% chillum
        11 11 1.24% blunts.com
        12 11 1.24% dimebags
        13 10 1.13% BLUNT
        14 10 1.13% juicy
        15 7 0.79% Blunts
        16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
        17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
        18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
        19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
        20 5 0.57% the 70s
        All seemed to make sense until "the 70s"
        icq 279990726
        www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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        • brizzad
          holla
          • Jul 2003
          • 11769

          #5
          Originally posted by cluck
          Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"



          I dont really get too many hits from SE's, however, I own two adult search engines.. here's the wierdest term someone searched for:

          "search asian school stockings with beaver xxx"
          needless to say, his/her search returned 0 results

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          • greentea
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 6580

            #6
            Originally posted by cluck


            All seemed to make sense until "the 70s"
            yea it's wierd, that started appering in my stats for the past two days, dont know from what se it's coming from.
            blunts

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            • MattO
              The O is for Oohhh
              • Feb 2003
              • 10861

              #7
              I get a lot of mixed junk

              preg whores
              mature fantazy
              DICKEATERS
              blacktranny
              creamy-fucking
              NATURALjugs
              pregnantladies
              strongguys
              carfucking
              amateur poses kimmy
              cumswollowing
              sexysportgirl
              firsttimefacials
              outdoorpeeing
              brown+beauties
              big blonde posing
              stripping+and+fucking
              Viviana tits
              panties cock
              blowjob freckles
              retro+puffies
              black schoolgirl whores
              starspoker
              butterflypartnerclub
              kailee+asian+lover
              melanie anton bbw
              ladies+showing+off+in+nylons

              most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

              needles,in,girls


              yikes!

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              • cluck
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 5248

                #8
                Originally posted by MattO
                I get a lot of mixed junk

                preg whores
                mature fantazy
                DICKEATERS
                blacktranny
                creamy-fucking
                NATURALjugs
                pregnantladies
                strongguys
                carfucking
                amateur poses kimmy
                cumswollowing
                sexysportgirl
                firsttimefacials
                outdoorpeeing
                brown+beauties
                big blonde posing
                stripping+and+fucking
                Viviana tits
                panties cock
                blowjob freckles
                retro+puffies
                black schoolgirl whores
                starspoker
                butterflypartnerclub
                kailee+asian+lover
                melanie anton bbw
                ladies+showing+off+in+nylons

                most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

                needles,in,girls


                yikes!
                needles,in,girls. Interesting
                icq 279990726
                www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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                • lock
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5065

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MattO
                  I get a lot of mixed junk


                  most pretty standard, but this one scares me:

                  needles,in,girls


                  yikes!
                  i agree
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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cluck
                    Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"

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                    • TheDoc
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 13827

                      #11
                      ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
                      It's all disambiguation

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                      • - Jesus Christ -
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 7197

                        #12
                        I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
                        Heres a few from today.

                        coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
                        halo asshole video
                        who is the best ho
                        fuck this shit
                        girls puking on cum
                        boring porn
                        orangutang sex
                        womb-bomber
                        pepperoni areolas
                        bungee jump video shit
                        poop turds
                        sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
                        morrowind topless



                        I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

                        NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites.

                        Amen

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                        • cluck
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 5248

                          #13
                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                          I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
                          Heres a few from today.

                          coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
                          halo asshole video
                          who is the best ho
                          fuck this shit
                          girls puking on cum
                          boring porn
                          orangutang sex
                          womb-bomber
                          pepperoni areolas
                          bungee jump video shit
                          poop turds
                          sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
                          morrowind topless



                          I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

                          NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites.
                          Womb-bomber sounds kickass. Like some kind of high tech abortion.
                          icq 279990726
                          www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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                          • Lycanthrope
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4517

                            #14
                            I just find it odd that people actually search for the domain names sometimes. Could have just typed it in the damn address bar with the same amount of effort...

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                            • On-top
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 2283

                              #15
                              These are from a mainstream news site...lol


                              mouth cancer pics
                              Man cuts off penis and testicles pic
                              albino triplets guinness records
                              laser popping balloon
                              pic of bottled nosed baby dolphin and the mother bottled dolphi
                              wall climber video eminem
                              what kind of animals dead in the zoo
                              82 year old man jumping out of plane for birthday
                              Man eats McDonald's for a month and goes to hospital
                              all good festival rumors
                              bottled nosed dolphin
                              hasn't eaten india milk tea water
                              in antarctica scientist use tools what kind of tools
                              japanese tradition for mother to give son oral sex as reward
                              norway chocolate during pregnancy women study 300
                              number of women nyc marathon
                              what kind of housework is safe during pregnancy
                              Dynamic Hosting

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                              • johndoebob
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 3405

                                #16
                                I especially love it when people search for whole sentence in google or input complex questions

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                                • erehwon
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 3759

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                  I used to love this game... but damn I think i'v eseen it all already.
                                  Heres a few from today.

                                  coupons or sperm or bemoan or glamour or bierce
                                  halo asshole video
                                  who is the best ho
                                  fuck this shit
                                  girls puking on cum
                                  boring porn
                                  orangutang sex
                                  womb-bomber
                                  pepperoni areolas
                                  bungee jump video shit
                                  poop turds
                                  sean connery on celebrity jeopardy
                                  morrowind topless

                                  I could go on...tehres jsut too many odd ones.

                                  NO IDEA how the fuck "sean connery on celebrity jeopardy" would lead ot one of my sites.
                                  orangutang sex is a normal search around here.

                                  The one for the life of me that I can't figure out is: Hmong porn
                                  Money NEVER $leep$...

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                                  • Jim_Gunn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 5702

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by johndoebob
                                    I especially love it when people search for whole sentence in google or input complex questions
                                    That sometimes actually works quite well, at least for non-porn stuff. I recently found the answer to an obscure hahahahahahas Me networking problem that had been vexing me for weeks by typing in a whole sentence like "Fix Network Neighborhood in hahahahahahas Me" in Google.

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                                    • Goose
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 5725

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cluck
                                      Mine for today is "a poem that about how a man wanting to have sex with a woman but the man won't let her"
                                      I have no clue why people search in complete sentences...the result is competely useless, always funny to watch.
                                      ICQ: 52410619

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                                      • iwantchixx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 12860

                                        #20
                                        Top 200 of 9090 Total Search Strings



                                        All porn keywords for me. Very rich ones so I saint spillin it

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                                        • PenisFace
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 3774

                                          #21
                                          scatilicious
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                                          ICQ: 641204000

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                                          • bufferover
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 25222

                                            #22
                                            " I am searching for more cocks"

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                                            • iwantchixx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860

                                              #23
                                              "women on video fucking animals in free site with free viewing"


                                              WTF.. I don't have animals on my site, nor any vids for that matter

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                                              • spentrent
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 876

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by greentea
                                                Top 20 of 108 Total Search Strings

                                                todays stats

                                                # Hits Search String

                                                1 348 39.37% blunt
                                                2 197 22.29% blunts
                                                3 32 3.62% ecstasy pill
                                                4 17 1.92% keef
                                                5 17 1.92% scratch
                                                6 16 1.81% ecstasy
                                                7 13 1.47% Blunt
                                                8 13 1.47% stoners
                                                9 12 1.36% blunt wrap
                                                10 12 1.36% chillum
                                                11 11 1.24% blunts.com
                                                12 11 1.24% dimebags
                                                13 10 1.13% BLUNT
                                                14 10 1.13% juicy
                                                15 7 0.79% Blunts
                                                16 7 0.79% ecstasy pill collage
                                                17 7 0.79% wholesale blunts
                                                18 6 0.68% blunt wraps
                                                19 5 0.57% Blunt Wrap
                                                20 5 0.57% the 70s
                                                Thanks for the extra wraps BTW... looks like Honey Zen got mixed up with Honey Miami Blunts, but it ain't no thang. Looking forward to test-driving cotton candy and bubblegum wraps ;)

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                                                • NaughtyJenn
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 7355

                                                  #25
                                                  pic - 78
                                                  site - 20
                                                  fun - 3


                                                  weird single words that showed up in my awstats for "Keywords used on search engines "

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