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  • spamofon
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 2999
    #1

    What The Fuck!!!!!!!!????? Joke Or What?!

    I am thrteen(13) years of age going to be fourteen(14) in April and my penis is 3" in length and i wante to use your product,because My penis is outstandingly short and most males my age have a totally bigger penis. i have some questions:
    1.will this method stunt my growth?
    2.How bigg do you think i'll be when i'm done with the excercises?
    3. what are the side effects, and if any how do you cure them?
    4. What is garth?
    5. can you send me some pictures of what my penis were to look like afterward?
    and don't worry i have my mom's approval. she laughed when i first told her but then she said okay and she made me e-mail you this letter.
    E-mail me back please at *******[email protected]
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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460
      #2
      Originally posted by spamofon
      4. What is garth?
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        • detoxed
          vip member
          • Jan 2003
          • 17798
          #3
          Tell him his mom was being nice by only laughing at his 3 inch dick.

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889
              #4
              ahh its just sex ped having a little fun

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                • flashfire
                  ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 13098
                  #5
                  Poor kid, sounds serious...3" at 13...maybe he should just wait it out and see if he hits a growth spurt

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                    • marcu5
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 1485
                      #6
                      ouch..

                      my reply would basically depend on if i just wanted his money or wanted to un-mind fuck his head.

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                        • hova
                          Traffillionaire
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22430
                          #7
                          that kid has some serious issues!
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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692
                              #8
                              Tell him to go over kazaa the exercise book is there for free :P lol
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                                • Tam
                                  Rude Bitch
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 8534
                                  #9
                                  Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email.
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                                    • CyberBachelor
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 2682
                                      #10


                                      Garth
                                      .....................................

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                                        • wild-cat
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 908
                                          #11
                                          aouch poor kid ic an't beleive he really went to see his mom for that, i would of been red like a valentine hart lol

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                                            • GonePhishing
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 2474
                                              #12
                                              I would not respond! Or I would tell him he needs to be 18 or older. Or he should tell his mom to help with it...
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                                                • StuartD
                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 29903
                                                  #13
                                                  tell him that he needs to have someone kick him in the ass 5 times a day.

                                                  That'll help to make his penis grow.
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                                                    • Va2k
                                                      I’m still alive barley.
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 10060
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Tam
                                                      Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email.
                                                      Amen

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                                                        • ldinternet
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 8245
                                                          #15
                                                          As I often say,

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                                                            • mkx
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 4001
                                                              #16

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                                                                • Rob
                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 13310
                                                                  #17
                                                                  This cant be real! However, his grammar is a bit suspect. Garth!

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                                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 18889
                                                                      #18
                                                                      im telling you its sex ped. looks JUST like the shit he fabricates for his site.

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                                                                        • Ic3m4nZ
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                          • 6285
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • Tala
                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 23368
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Tam
                                                                              Man, I smell setup in the worst kind of way....... I wouldn't be shocked if there was a cop at the other end of that email.
                                                                              Ah, the sweet smell of setup.

                                                                              Ignore the email. Do not answer it, not even to tell him that he has to be 18. Get rid of it.

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                                                                                • Doc911
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 3695
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by GonePhishing
                                                                                  I would not respond! Or I would tell him he needs to be 18 or older. Or he should tell his mom to help with it...

                                                                                  Hey Mom! can you yank on this till its 9 1/2 inches long?


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                                                                                    • TweetyBird
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 8532
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      haha
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                                                                                        • Basic_man
                                                                                          Programming King Pin
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I think it's a joke lol !
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                                                                                            • sickkittens
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                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 25100
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by CyberBachelor


                                                                                              Garth
                                                                                              I was waiting for that.

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                                                                                                • doornx
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 2531
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Doc911



                                                                                                  Hey Mom! can you yank on this till its 9 1/2 inches long?
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                                                                                                    • Floridiot
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                      • 1346
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      feel bad for the kid


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                                                                                                        • Weber
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                          • 1114
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Poor kid
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                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Floridiot
                                                                                                              feel bad for the kid
                                                                                                              Send him a free bottle of penis pills. It could save him a world of hurt in his future.... if they work.
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                                                                                                                • Furious_Male
                                                                                                                  Doing the grind since 99
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 16884
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Sounds like a trap set by the people at kiks.org I would ignore that email.
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