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  • jawanda
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 6040
    #1

    Your income is 100% reliant on the masturbation of others...

    Ever think about that?? It's the key to good marketing ... the question: what will make me stop jerking for 2 minutes and signup, just so that I can have a better orgasm .. and more good orgasms in the future?

    I think we all forget this sometimes.



    -Phil
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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2
      I am too busy jerking off to think bout that

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        • chemicaleyes
          UNSTOPPABLE
          • Aug 2003
          • 11569
          #3
          you too are doing to much jerking and not enough working to have an income
          No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

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            • tgp-guru
              Registered User
              • Feb 2004
              • 64
              #4
              Above average content, unusual designs, niches does it IMHO. Yea, I know its obvious that I push TGP sites but I do so with an understanding that making a TGP just as good as a paysite that you are typing to push is a dumb idea.

              Don't overindulge the, er, sense of the potential client with more content then he needs to, er, finish. Get him going with boring content, then dazzle him with great content presented in a unusual way.

              Side note: This is why hosted galleries provided by sponsors are a bad idea. Visitors see them so much they become accustomed to them and the thrill is gone. Why would I sign up for a site where I have seen so much of its content already. Would there even be much more inside?
              AIM: johnny b dollars
              ICQ: 211895983

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                • VideoVoyeur
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 2181
                  #5
                  I dont know, I dont think everyone who joins a site is jacking to it the second they look at the site, alot of people are now "collectors" and with hard drives getting larger and larger, you can best bet, your site is stored somewhere to be perused later...

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                    • corbu
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1461
                      #6
                      i have told all my friends to step up their masturbation habits!

                      corbu

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                        • StuartD
                          Sofa King Band
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 29903
                          #7
                          I don't make any of my income off of surfers actually. But thanx for including me "all" statement of yours anyway.
                          This is me on facebook
                          This is me on twitter

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                            • Head
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 8278
                              #8
                              Originally posted by chemicaleyes
                              you too are doing to much jerking and not enough working to have an income

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                                • GonePhishing
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 2474
                                  #9
                                  No, we actually have a lot of non-adult and mainstream accounts.
                                  If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

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                                    • mistersoft
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 1021
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by jawanda
                                      Ever think about that?? It's the key to good marketing ... the question: what will make me stop jerking for 2 minutes and signup, just so that I can have a better orgasm .. and more good orgasms in the future?

                                      I think we all forget this sometimes.



                                      -Phil
                                      I find this frustrating, cause ordering hardware, like disposable pussies takes some while to get through the mail - so there is no INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                        • LA Mike
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 3056
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by wdsguy
                                          I am too busy jerking off to think bout that

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                                            • mule
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 6085
                                              #12
                                              Your nick turns me on.

                                              jawanda
                                              j a w a n d a
                                              J A W A N D A !
                                              splooge

                                              sorry
                                              Converting like a mofo

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                                                • Manowar
                                                  jellyfish  
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528
                                                  #13


                                                  not a good thing to think about, My job depends on other people jacking off and liking it

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